- Anti Joke

A husband and a wife were having a conversation: Woman: Why is the baby on fire? Man: I dont know. Woman: BUY ME SHOES!!!!!!

Two girls were taken away mysteriously in the night. The next day, no one cared because they were orphans.

knock! knock! Whos there? Chris Hansen..

What is the meaning of life? Definitions of life on the Web: a characteristic state or mode of living; "social life"; "city life"; "real life" the experience of being alive; the course of human events and activities; "he could no longer cope with the complexities of life" the course of existence of an individual; the actions and events that occur in living; "he hoped for a new life in Australia"; "he wanted to live his own life without interference from others" animation: the condition of living or the state of being alive; "while there's life there's hope"; "life depends on many chemical and physical processes" the period during which something is functional (as between birth and death); "the battery had a short life"; "he lived a long and happy life" the period between birth and the present time; "I have known him all his life" the period from the present until death; "he appointed himself emperor for life" a living person; "his heroism saved a life" liveliness: animation and energy in action or expression; "it was a heavy play and the actors tried in vain to give life to it" living things collectively; "the oceans are teeming with life" the organic phenomenon that distinguishes living organisms from nonliving ones; "there is no life on the moon" biography: an account of the series of events making up a person's life a motive for living; "pottery was his life" life sentence: a prison term lasting as long as the prisoner lives; "he got life for killing the guard"

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Yo momma so stupid she threw a rock at the ground And missed.

Q: What do you call a man with a spade in his head? A: An ambulance.

roses are red voilets are red bushes are red trees are red HOLY SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE!!!!!!

I think everybody should have a penis. Does that make me a bad feminist?

So a woman walks out of a kitchen, she is instantly mauled by a bear.

How do you make a unicorn? Jab a stick through a pink horse and name it Liam

A man walks into a library looking for books on poor punchlines. The Librarian directs him to the appropriate section.

John Cena

what do you call a young man? a little boy

Why are the black people in Africa dying? Because the poverty rate is high and they don't have enough money to by simple things like medicine and mosquito nets to prevent AIDS, Malaria, and other infectious diseases.

I named my son ps2 controller

What did the white man say to the black man? Did you see the game yesterday?

Did you hear about Osama Bin Laden? He's dead.

What do you call a red ballon? It depends on its color duh!

Q:Whats evil ,not funny and on wheels A:The Holocost on wheels

What happens when two elephants go out in the rain? They get wet.

What comes after 7? Pedophiles.

A Penguin walk into a bar and asks "Have you seen my brother?" And the bartender replies "What does he look like?"

joe: guess what. Bob: what. Joe: nothing I just wanted to talk

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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