if life gives you lemons, you have some lemons

Why was billy bad at telling jokes? Billy was sexually abused as a child and humour was never really part of his life

One day a young gentleman was walking down the street. He sees a wounded dog laying there on the sidewalk. He goes to tend to the wounded animal. It bites his hand. He rushes to the hospital and tests positive for rabies. The man has to be vaccinated and the dog terminated.

Golf.

what did one computer say to the other .........

RIDE A PONY, RIDE A PONY

Why is my penis 2 inch hard? Because I rape little boys with it and there tight little asshole are crushing it

A man commands his dog to sit. However, his dog is poorly trained, so does not.

How do you kill a deer? You don't, you just let it be because that's what a decent human being would do.

How do you get babys to paint a house? depends on how hard you throw them

Beka has AIDS

What does a fish and a truck have in common? Nothing. One is a fish & one is a truck.

Light travels faster than sound, thats why people look smart until they talk.

What did the priest say to the young boy? Hi.

The Big Band Theory

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Its babies were being mauled by a cat.

I was expecting something like that... Anyway, good you do not mind in particular, because that means I am just boring myself here, so, tell me something about yourself you don't tell people most.

Hai Patrick Hai Patrick

A black man is escorted into a prison. He's the new warden, and he's been shown to his office.

What's white and has a crusty nose? Luke Lange

THis guy went into the bathroom with a girl in the middle of party and they started having sex but then the guy has to pee so he does... and then he leaves the bathroom and goes back to the party

Why did the chair break? The person that sat in it was over weight

What's worse then AIDS? Chad Wolbert

Why did the chicken cross the road? because i was on the other side and we were going to catch a movie

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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