Why did the referee go to the zoo? He likes animals

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A man walks into a bar…. he then looks around checking to make sure no one saw this abashing action. He sees no one did then plashing a big smile on hst face he begins to strut forward only to trip over an empty can of spray cheese. it is important to note that this spray cheese was low fat

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I hi Jacked your car And killed your family

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Knock knock. Who's there? Quetzalcoatl. Quetzalcoatl who? Quetzalcóatl, Mayan name Kukulcán, (from Nahuatl quetzalli, “tail feather of the quetzal bird [Pharomachrus mocinno],” and coatl, “snake”), the Feathered Serpent, one of the major deities of the ancient Mexican pantheon. Oh... hi.

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Have you heard the joke about the cat? No Are you kitten me

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when tempuratures get to high the elderly will start to DIE :( ;O

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender in five states.

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you see theres this guy.

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If Johnny has 4 dollars and Clarissa has 7 dollars, how many dollars do they have all together? 11 dollars Knock knock Who's There? Johnny Johnny who? Johnny and Clarrisa, all together we have 11 dollars.

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Q: What's black and blue and is all over Timmy's mother? A: The bruises his father gave her when he came home drunk.

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -George. -George Who? -George Carpenter, Remember? We were in the same class in third grade. -Come on in!

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Knock Knock Who's there? Your best friend, and I'll always be there for you.

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What do you call a giraffe without a neck? Dead.

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what has two lags and red all over? :a cat in a chinies restrunt...

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Why did the chicken crose the rode? Because there was a 10 foot scorpion chaseing it

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

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What is in your backyard and is stalking you? Corn

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I like my coffee the same way I like my women: without a penis!

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Why was the blonde so dumb? Because she came from a very poor family and could not afford a decent education

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Knock knock. Who's there? A bad joke.

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Kevin+Sean sitting in a tree enjoying mcdonald's free wifi.

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Whats green and smells like grass? Grass scented air freshener, in a green colored can.

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Do you know what killed the cat? Feline AIDS

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