If you can cut half a rope. You can cut the whole rope.

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a horse walks into a bar. Noticing the potentially dangerous situation everyone leaves, the bartender calls RSPCA who come and retrieve the horse and order is restored.

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What is the difference between a Nigga and a bucket of shit? ....The bucket.

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knock knock who is there who who who your an owl

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What did Michelle Obama get for Christmas? Cancer

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Why couldn't the old man see the Moon? Because he was blind and it was daytime.

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Whats big, round and orange? A big round orange

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What happened to the mentaly challenged person is walking down the street? He pooped on the sidewalk and got escorted to his house

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Your momma smells so bad that she purchased arm and hammer products to improve upon her natural scent.

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Mooses

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Q. What goes 100 mph and is green? A. A frog in a blender

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Whats long and black? The line at KFC.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken was trying to escape from the sad and depressing environment that surrounded him on the side he thus came from. Alas, he did not know that he would be soon hit by a drunk truck driver, who would also die, in a bright explosion of morbid flames and screams.

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How many chickens did Moses bring to the ark? 2

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What do you call cheese that doesn't belong to you? Someone else's cheese.

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what smells like red paint, but tastes blue? my heroine OD panflets

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DON’T HIT KIDS!!! NO, SERIOUSLY, THEY HAVE GUNS NOW. Via: Pingzic collection of Funny WhatsApp Status

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Whats worse than finding an actual joke on anti-jokes? A.I.D.S.

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What is the french word for penis? I cannot say because I do not possess an adequate knowledge of the language.

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender immediately shoots it in the face with a double barrel shotgun, ending the rabid animal's life

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what is funnier than 24.....?????? 69. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. IT IS FUNNY BECAUSE IT LOOKS LIKE ME AND YOUR MAMA

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Roses are black Violets are black I'm Helen Keller Everything's black

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Check this web out www.hurr-durr.com

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mental kid

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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