What do you call a bird with a broken wing? A bird with a broken wing.

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Doctor: I got bad news and worse news Patient: Whats the bad news? Doctor: You have 24 hours to live Patient: Whats the worse news? Doctor: Your mom died this morning

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knock knock whos there a duck a duck who QUACK!

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A man is eating in a restaurant and says, "Waiter! There's a fly in my soup!" The waiter says, "I'm sorry, can I bring you some salad instead?"

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Whta's the difrence betwen a goat and a hors? The goat goed too eet the hors thre day ago!

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Q. What did the monkey say to his little brother? A. Nothing. Monkeys are physically incapable of speaking, therefore it is impossible for them to communicate using the human language.

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why did the the frog cross the road? because he was on the chickens back

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what did the hammer do on the test -he nailed it.

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Why dont you greet your friend Jack on a plane? because you will say "hi Jack"

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What did the little Jew boy get for Christmas? nothing he is a Jew, he doesn't celebrate Christmas.

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What did the PC say to the Mac? Nothing you idiot! Computers can't talk.

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What's black and white and red all over? The newspaper classified section after a man has abandoned long, futile job hunt. He has crossed out all the potential jobs with red ink. He was laid off due to the downturn in the economy and will now have to get food stamps, which is very embarrassing for a man who has worked to support his family his entire life.

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roses are green, violets are yellow, I am a hybridizer.

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What can fly, but is always under you? A flying worm.

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Why was Timmy sore? He'd been playing with his cornhole along with his friends all day!

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a boy named justin littleton made his own anti-joke......

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Knock knock Who's there Done Done who? Done with waiting out here, let me in you dick!

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B==========D-------------------------- im pissin man! god!

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What did the black kid say to the white kid My parents are slaves

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I like my coffee the way I like Christina Aguilera - I don't.

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Who lives in a pineaplle under the sea? Nobody but bacteria that will slowly eat your stomach.

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So, would you like provolone or mozzarella with that? Yes.

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Roses are red, Violets are purple.

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why does stuart own alot of hollister because he is autistic

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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