- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How did Helen Keller cross the street? A: She walked.

Roses are red, violets are blue, some people are gay, and so are you

how many licks does it take to get to the center of lollipop? unknown.

How do you confuse a blonde? Beat her with a spatula while in a mankini with a dildo up your ass!

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

A white guy, a black guy, and an asian guy are all sitting on a park bench. They share several minutes of uncomfortable silence due to cultural differences.

Who went shopping on Saturday? There is a reason I put a question mark there, so you guys could reply. Not so I could respond myself.

Whats worse than spilling ketchup on your shirt? Getting hit by a bus

Why do beavers have flat tails? They don't know but their relatives certainly get upset

Knock knock. Who's there? Louis. Louis? Go away!!! Your jokes are so bad! Geez, you guys really don't like me. GET OUT!!! (Door slams; Louis shuffles away with a sad look on his face) -Louis

Why couldn't the boy watch the R-rated movie? Cuz he was blind.

Your tell your girlfriend to make you a sandwich, she actually makes one for you.

what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

Three ethnic minorities walk into a bar, and each does something involving alcohol that confirms a negative stereotype about his subgroup.

Roses are red Violets are blue Im really bad at poetry Your mums a whore

Q: How did the Irishman die? A: He was old.

Why did the chicken cross the road? -I do not believe chickens like being questioned of their motives. We should leave them alone.

Why did the wife scream when she saw her husband? Because he was dead

Bill: Heydidyouknowlosersaywhat Donny: What? Bill: Loser

What's the diffrents between a horse and a zebra? WELL clearly there names duh.

What's red, crunchy, and hard to chew. A brick.

A my dog was a rappa. He recorded a hit. But it had no lyrics, because he is a dog.

Want to hear a dirty joke? Well... I can't tell you. It's inapropriate.

what did the tree say to the person? nothing trees cant talk

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