roses are gay s is justin beber s are u justen beber eats crap

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What do you call a ginger in an oven? A ginger in an oven

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Chuck Norris walks into a bar, the bartender says ouch.

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why did the child fail to make his bed? because he has downs syndrome and he is incapable of participating in everyday activities.

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What's worse than a spilled ice cream cone? 2 spilled ice cream cones. What's worse than 2 spilled ice cream cones? 3 spilled ice cream cones. What's worse than 3 spilled I've cream cones? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? 4 spilled ice cream cones.

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Whats bigger than a toaster and smaller than an oven? ... ... ... ... ... ... ... .... .... . ... . . . ..... ...... ..... a microwave . ..... . ... ...

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why did the circus boy not do his homework? because he was in a coma.

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My grandfather slipped on a banana peel. I helped him up.

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A man walks into a bar. A few hours later he walks out.

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why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was taped to the first one why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? it didn't

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A gay man walks down a street before being stabbed to death by a homophobe.

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What do you call a rabbit with carrots in its ears? Anything, it can't hear you!

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Knock Knock! It's me! Hello? Hello! Why didn't they answer him? He was at the desert, with a disconnected phone. Also, my Captcha for this is "lose face" Good job solf mediya

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What did the man with one arm get for Christmas? A benchpress

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What has 2 legs, a heart and a conscience? YER MA

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Q: A black man, A Mexican, And a Asian are in a car. Who Is Driving? A: The Cop.

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among liedbtt is my Captcha code

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Why did the elephant paint his toenails orange? Because he wanted to hide in the pumpkin patch

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What did Billy say to Timmy? Timmy! I'm so sorry. *Sniffles* I didn't mean to throw the fork that hard. Rest in peace Timmy...

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roses are red violets are blue i like movies get me a taco

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What do u call 30000 Mexicans rolling Dow a hill. Hahaha your mom

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Roses are red violets are blue I have herpees.

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There was a brunette, a blonde and a red head, They were all great friends!

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Man: Doctor doctor I feel like a pair of curtains........ Doctor: You clearly have Alarming mental issues perhaps a psychologist would be the right person to discuss this matter further

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Anti Joke

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