A Polack walks into a bar. Which makes sense because the bar was in Warsaw.

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A man is a joke for making a joke on antijoke

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How many NRA members does it take to change a lightbulb? MORE GUNS!

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What does a black man do when drives up to a STOP sign? Stops.

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Yo mama so fat......Hiroshima.

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PLEASE DONT READ THIS OR YOU'LL BE DIED IF YOU DON'T POST MESSAGE ON LIKE DIFFERENT VIDEO

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What time is it when an elephant jumps over your fence? Actually, elephants don't jump.

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what's worse than 10 dead babies in one trash can? 1 baby in ten trash cans

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Knock Knock! But nobody was home and couldn't hear it.

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Roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in a zoo don't be mad I'll be there too not in a cage but laughing at you

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Roses are Orange Violets are Green I'm Colorblind..

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Why does manure smell like poop? Because it is poop.

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Your mamas so old. When she farted dust came out.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a human being belonging to a particular religious minority and the other is a delicious Italian food favoured by English speaking western cultures. The problem with this anti-joke is that the facts are not correct, pizza was originally invented and China; however,it looked quite different then what might be considered pizza by our standards, when pizza was brought to Italy it was improved to make what we now consider pizza in modern times. While some people may consider pizza an Italian food, this would be failing to give credit to the Chinese who invented it.

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Q:Wats worse then cutting ur lawn A: diarea on a sunday morning

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What do you call a white duck? A quacker

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How do you get a girls number? Grow some balls and ask for it.

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How do you get the icing in the middle of a cupcake? Cupcake raper...Duh

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A Jew, a Christian, and a Muslim walk into a bar. A good time was had by all, until closing time.

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A German, an Irishman, a Mexican and a Texan are flying together on an airplane over the ocean. When the plane begins to experience engine trouble, they find that there is only one parachute for the four of them! Through an amazing display of flying skill, however, the pilot is able to complete the flight and land safely.

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So theres this Jew, right? He got shot to death.

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Why didnt the boy go to school the next day? Because he killed himself due to bullying

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what did the girls scream when they were being stalked? skydragon

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A Mexican man walks into a bar, the bartender asks "haven't you got a damaged liver?" The Mexican replies "haven't you got a job to do?" The Mexican died 2 seconds later

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