- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Dogta I don got da aids yeah? Well Sigh... Man I am so sorry, I got the positive, and the uh.. Good news... Whats the good news? I hate you! Whats the positive news? You dont have teh aids.

A: How do you piss off a female pilot? Q: Kill her family

Why was Katy Perry naked with your mom? Because they were having sex

why did the fat woman die? ... because she tried to commit suicide and the ceiling collapsed on her.

Whats the difference between a monkey and a baby? Eating a baby tastes better with saltines.

have you ever had african food? neither have they

What is six foot three, plays basketball, and is black? A black dog with basketball skills and takes steroids.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? - Probably about 5 or 6, depending on the car.

You're a big fat monkey.

Why didnt the boy go to school the next day? Because he killed himself due to bullying

Why did the little girl walk into the wall? Because she was blind.

Jordan is pregant

Things i love to hate: Conspiracy theorists Religious fundamentalists Hypocritical people Sally (she has no arms) People selling pyramid schemes Liars, con-artists, thieves. Rapists, child molesters, serial killers Terrorists, politicians, and keyboard warriors That is all.

Why did the person get hit by a fridge? They didn't for its physically impossible for most people to throw a normal sized refrigerator.

A man walks into a bar, drinks, then leaves the bar.

Why did the blind man fail his math test? Because he had been raped and murdered. Going blind is a side effect of death.

How many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? I don't know considering it was never done before, and that the size of the pancake would have to be taken into account. Although I would suggest you use a better material like wood, plastic, or metal.

what did i do after u pinched me? i killed everyone

Pete and Repeat are sitting on a bridge, Pete fell off and Repeat still hasn't been able to forgive himself for pressuring Pete to join him on such a perilous perch.

Why couldn't the blond get into the library? Because the library was closed therefore the door was locked.

A polar bear walks into a bar, sits down, and says, "Can I have a.........................beer?" The bartender asks, "Why the large pause?" The bear responds, "I have a speech impediment"

Why do migets laught when they run? Because the grass tickles their balls.

what happened to the black man that fell of the bridge? he drowned due to the fact the african-americans do not swim very well.

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