Why shouldn't gingers smoke before they are 3? Because they have souls and still abide by the same rules!........................................................................................................................................ If you laughed at that you either don't like gingers or should be shot. And by the way... Why did Snape kill Dumbledore? Because he had to.

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A woman is shopping at a grocery store. She picks up a half gallon of skim milk, 2 loaves of wheat bread, one dozen organic eggs, and some carrots. She goes to the checkout line. "You must be single." the clerk says. Amazed at the flattering insight of the clerk, the woman says, "Yes I am. How could you tell?". "Because you're ugly".

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How can you tell I'm the biggest idiot in the room? Look at me.

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A guy walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. The bartender says, "whered you get the pig?" The guy says, "It's not a pig its a parrot." The bartender says, "i was talking to the parrot."

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A: If a quiz is quizzical, what is a test? B: A test can be many things: 1. A procedure for critical evaluation; a means of determining the presence, quality, or truth of something; a trial: a test of one's eyesight; subjecting a hypothesis to a test; a test of an athlete's endurance. 2. A series of questions, problems, or physical responses designed to determine knowledge, intelligence, or ability. 3. A basis for evaluation or judgment: "A test of democratic government is how Congress and the president work together" (Haynes Johnson). 4. Chemistry a. A physical or chemical change by which a substance may be detected or its properties ascertained. b. A reagent used to cause or promote such a change. c. A positive result obtained. 5. A cupel. A: Oh.

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have u been drinking cannabel soup because you........ahhhhh!!!!! why are you trying to eat me!

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This winter: "The seal is broken, as the spirits of hell go across the world, I can help you find them Clint! But only you can prevent them from killing your family!" "I will do whatever I must!" "Be careful, you can only see them with medication sample X, and destroy them with the super addictive Meladocs 5" "HOW DO I KILL THEM! I CANNOT HANDLE MORE MELADOCS 5! ITS ADDICTIVE AS HELL!" "Only you can save us Clint, only you can do this until their world malfunctions saving us all, but killing you in the process!" "I WILL... I CAN!... UGH... HOW MUCH LONGEEEEEEEEEEEEER!" THE PACKMAN: THE MOVIE.

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What did the Muslim say to the American? Hi

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What is purple and rhymes with apple? Nothing

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Mamma why did the kids make fun of me today? I dont know.

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Whats worst than getting bombed by the russians? The holocaust!

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trump and hillary are both stranded on an island, who survives? america

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Have you seen stevie wonders new house No Neither has he

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What happens when a building has a 13th floor ? You realize this isn't a del building and fall down 13 flights.

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I have a toaster. I have two subway coupons and a handful of pubic hair equal trade baby

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If the joke below mine says something about a mom its from adam he sucks ...

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To mama's so fat that her escape velocity in her surface exceeds 3*10^8 m/s

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chinga tue madre Ryan

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple ? The Holacoast

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a man walked into a bar he had no recollection of entering the bar so he exited the bar

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What do you call a Koala bear that does not have a chin? A Koala bear.

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Your mom is such a big whore that she sleeps with your dad.

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Roses are black Violets are black Oh fuck I'm blind!

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimers Who the hell are you?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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