A man is in a bar with a drink A lorry driver come in a gulp the guys drink down The man starts crying the lorry driver says"don't cry I will buy you another" The guy says "it's not that: Today I woke up late for work and when I finally got there my boss fired me so I get in my car to go home and it wont start so I walk home while it's raining and when I got in I found that my wife was sleeping with the gardener so I came down here and asked for some poison and you went and drank it"

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What do you call a black man eating a chair. I don't know and this is highly unlikely because chairs are inedible therefore this circumstance is impossible.

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Why did the black man buy a watermelon..... so he can eat it.

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Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It couldnt because a chicken was obscuring its path.

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Why didn't Fred answer his phone? Because Fred is a tree.

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Haikus are easy Im happy when I write them Thats pretty much it

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se* is like math add the couple minus the clothes add the cream and just hope they dont multiply

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What is small, black and has 18 legs? A centipede with 82 legs cut off.

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Why did the girl fall off the stage? Someone shot her.

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"Knock Knock" "Come in"

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Nothing, you should call a local animal rescue number and care to its needs.

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Well no, thats not true, sorry, I mean I GET THAT ALL THE FUCKING TIME!

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What did the lawyer name his daughter? Nothing. The lawyer is sterile and can never have children.

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Why can't Helen Keller read? Because she's a woman

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What are crabs with out the crabs Nothing hahahahaha

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Why did the woman eat her sandwich. She was hungry.

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Why was the boy crying? Because him and his sister were sent to an orphanage.

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Why did the little girl with no arms an legs cry? Because she fell off the swing.

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Have you heard the one about the fat woman and the dead baby? The woman was actually pregnant, not fat, and just had a miscarriage.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Columbine Massacre

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What do a turtle an a bird have in common? They both fly except the turtle

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What is brown and sticky? A lot of things are brown and sticky

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two peanuts were walking down the street one was assualted

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So, there's a man and a bar. He gets a hacksaw.

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