- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between a bottle of coke and a black man stuck in a phone booth? one of them is comparing himself to a bottle of coke, the other is a bottle of pepsi

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was hit by a fridge.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks "why the long face?" the horse, confused, looks at the bartender with a bewildered look, neighs loudly, and runs out of the bar knocking over a few tables and chares.

What did the man say to the man with no head? You have no head

How do you make a plumber cry You kill it's family

Your flying on a canoe, and one of the wheels breaks off. How many pancakes does it take to fix it? Trick question there is a gorilla on board.

How did the man break his arm raking leaves? He fell out of the tree.

What did the little asian boy get for his birthday? To work for minimun wage making high quality shoes for greedy white people in North America who dont care about anybody but themselves.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some roses are white 72.4% of Americans are too

Q: What's the difference between a black man from San Diego and a white man from Miami? A: They live in different cities, and in the presidential election, the black man voted for Obama and the white man voted for McCain

What was the black guy doing in Mississippi? Just hanging around.

I used to know what alzheimers was

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Who are you?

What's black when its clean and white when its dirty? A black guy that rolls in flour.

Yo momma is So Fat? And isn't your cousin Chow Yun Fat? I think I know some of the Fat family. How are they all doing?

When did Osama Bin Laden die? Nobody gives a @!?$

so i was Fin this guy the other day with my penis.....shit! i mean i was Fin this girl and i jizzed

Why did the boy run a marathon? because one of his good friends had just earlier passed away from pancreatic cancer and he decided to honor his memory by raising money through a 5k run. His family, friends and acquantances were all very proud of him and decided to hold the charity every year.

Why do girls wear makeup and perfume? Because they're ugly and they smell.

ok everybody to make this more simple we all have to line up alphabetically by height.

What do humans and trees have in common? -If you hit them with an ax multiple times, they fal down

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because I hit her with a shovel.

Once, there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end

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