This is a bad anti-joke. Just kidding, it's a good one.

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How high is the grass in Germany? Approximately the same height as the grass in America.

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What did the flag say to the pole? It dosnt

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? This joke.

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What did the white man say to the group of mexicans when a golf ball was coming toward them? 4!

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Where did Wendy decide to work for her part time job? TACO BELL

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Abe Lincholn had a son, But he died

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why do the jewish guy and italian girl talk? i dont know why any decent minded italian would talk to a jew so i don't know.

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How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

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Whats funny and has 2 wheels The holocaust, I lied about the wheels, and the funny

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knock knock who's there? I'm here.

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Q: whats worse than finding out you failed an exam? A: finding out you where Hitler in a past life

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1 out of 4 questions. How do you get a girrafe in a fridge? Open it, put the girrafe in, and close it.

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What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

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What do you do when you see a person sleeping at a bus stop? You fart on their head

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Three men walk into a bar. The first guy bought two drinks, the second guy bought three drinks, can you guess what the third guy bought? A tazer.,

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If you call a quiz a quizzicle, what do you call a test? A set of questions or problems used as a means of evaluating the abilities, aptitudes, skills, or performance of an individual or group.

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What does a black man do when drives up to a STOP sign? Stops.

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Why did the suicidal terrorist swim with fish? He heard the SEALS we coming for him.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because i shot him. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? he was in front of the monkey

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What do you call a moose with a 42 gauge shotgun pellet through its head? Open Season

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Your mother is so ugly that I removed her from my friends list on Facebook.

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What did the blind and deaf kid get for Christmas? Cancer.

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A forty-year-old man forces a young child to strip down and take a shower. The child screams and cries, but the man persists angily. He then carries the child into his bed. The child pleads, "Help! Mom, make him stop!" The mother yells back, "Just listen to him. He's your father and it's past your bedtime." This is a common night-time routine for parents with their first child

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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