How many blondes does it take to screw a lightbulb? There's too little information to come up with a reasonable answer.

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What did the Black guy say to the Jew? Lets be equals

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What's better than winning a million dollars? Winning 2 million dollars!

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whats better than a girl getting hit by a car? a girl getting hit by a car with my dick in her

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 raped 9.

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1.Why were the black men asked to leave the bar? Because it was a womens bar. 2.Why did the 40 year old get an erection? Because he was excited.

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A: Why did the chicken cross the road? B: Why? A: If I knew I wouldn't be asking you.

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Do you know what happens to a toad when it's struck by lightning? The same thing that happens to everything else.

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What's the meaning of life? I don't know.

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HOw do u DEFeat thE hatErsz shitted on em

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Whats the difference between a baby and my freezer? I don't stick my meat in the freezer!

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Q: What did the cop do when he saw a mexican in his car? A: Nothing, he was looking in a mirror.

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Why was Cinderella so bad at ball? Isn't that sexist, making assumptions about Cinderella's sports capability when you have never seen her play sports before (because she is a fictional character) and then asking why this is true when you have no proof that it is in fact true? But I would guess the correct answer is (if she is bad at ball in the first place) that she never played ball before. Think about it. Why did you have to ask this question at all? Isn't it obvious?

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What does a blonde's pussy taste like? The same as her brain, cabbage.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

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A little boy came runing to his mum' mummy...can a little girl have ababy? Mom reply no...so, the boy ran out and told his frnd 'we can play naked again'.,

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What's worse than stabbing your eye with a fork? Stabbing both your eyes with a fork.

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What's red and can't speak ? A strawberry

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John walked up to his dad one morning and shouted, "Dad, it's my birthday!" Dad said, "Cool, how old are you?" John says, "I'm seven!" Dad tells him to go downstairs and tell his grandpa. Johnny runs down and says, "Grandpa, it's my birthday, guess how old I am!" Grandpa sticks his? hand in John's pants and sticks his thumb into his anus. As he pulls his hand out, he pinches his penis. Grandpa says, "You're seven." John says, "How did you know?" Grandpa says, "I heard you tell your dad upstairs."

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What did the Amazonian tribesman say to the European explorer? Nothing, he was focussing on eating him.

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What's Brown and Sticky? A Stick

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knock knock Dave's not here.

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A Priest and a Rabbi walk into a bar together. They discuss the fundamentals and aspects of Religion.

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Bill: ask me if i am three ducks in a man suit Jim: are you three ducks in a man suit? Bill: yes

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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