- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a dead black man? A corpse.

what do you call a white man who appears to be standing on water? a surfer

Why was Jimmy so bad at jumping rope? His father's car ran over an IED back in 2009. Jimmy had lost his legs in a tragic explosion.

what's the difference between eric bristow and colin baker? eric bristow is brilliant at darts.

.......ah shit i forgotten the joke

what did the lion tell the jellyfish? nothing, both lions and jellyfishes cant talk, and even if they could the chances of a lion meeting a jellyfish are remote

When the going gets tough... Commit suicide.

What does the homosexual arab who plays football who has a best friend called Dave enjoy doing? Playing football.

Why did the trombone player have sex so often? Because he was hot.

Whats the difference between a Cadillac and 100 dead babies? I don't have a Cadillac in my garage.

Why did the boat sink I shot a missile at it

thomas the train walked up to an old man and said nothing. mostly because trains cant walk, and they cant talk.

An optimistic person says the glass is half full Pessimistic people say the glass is half empty Engineers say the glass is 2 times the size it needs to be.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Joe Bereta is a member of al Qaeda.

Where does a one-legged waitress work? Wherever she can get good health insurance.

What's black on top, and white on the bottom? Rape.

A homeless man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What will it be?" The homeless man says, "Nothing. I have no money."

Have you seen the flock of birds? probably not because they hit a window and all died at impact.

Knock Knock. Who's there? A Jehovah's witness.

hey i just met you and this is crazy i have alzheimers hey i just met you

What is worse than waking up by your alarm clock on the weekend? 9/11

what doesn't kill you makes you crippled for life because you lost use of your legs in a tragic car accident

What do a black man and a bench have in common? The black man can sit in the bench.

What's green and invisible? Nothing; green and all other colours of the rainbow have wavelengths that occur specifically in the visible range of the electromagnetic spectrum. Therefore any invisible object cannot be green.

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