Why didn't the white kid go to school? Because it was Martin Luther King day.

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Whats funnier than a dead baby? a dead baby in a clown costume!!!

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How do you circumcise a cat? Shoot an orphan in the leg with a rail gun.

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A zen master walks up to a hot dog vendor and says, "Make me one with everything." The vendor says, "Sorry, we're out of relish." Then the zen master tells him, "Sir, I don't think you get the joke. As you can see by my long silk robes and fu manchu, I am clearly a zen master. And I have used a pun that would make you think I were asking for enlightenment from a hot dog." The vendor then says, "We don't take too kindly to wise guys here." And then the prick gets up and tosses me into the street!

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What do you get when you cross a muffin with chocolate chips? A chocolate chip muffin.

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Q: What do you get when you cross Rebecca Black and a day of the week. A: a stupid song called FRIDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Why did little nancy call the police? Because her dad beats her toaster up.

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What is the difference between a black man and a piece of fried chicken? Fried chicken is a breaded meal that is high in calories whereas a black man is an unedible human being with feelings.

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What should you do if reading the antijokes on this site makes you collapse with laughter? There is no need to worry about this because it won't happen.

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How do you fit 100 Jews in a car? You can't

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"Mommy! Look, I found a turtle!" "that's no turtle." "Oh..."

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What is the difference between a Jew and a Muslim? Their religion.

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Why was the prison full of black people? Because they were all their for security internships.

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What do you call two grown Mexican men playing tennis? Two adults showcasing their talent in a friendly game of tennis.

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How do you keep an elephant from charging? Ask nicely.

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Yo mama's so fat, she died of a mixture of obesity and type 1 diabetes.

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A black person tans and starts to peel, what do you get? A white person.

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what's funnier than a pile of dead babies? pretty much everything because dead babies aren't a laughing matter

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1.Why were the black men asked to leave the bar? Because it was a womens bar. 2.Why did the 40 year old get an erection? Because he was excited.

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A man walks into a bar,gets a drink, and then leaves.

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How do you make a boy cry? Pour soup on his head.

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What do you call a white guy with 5 black guys. The owner of a basketball team

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If life hands you melons you might be dyslexic

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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