Q: A black man, A Mexican, And a Asian are in a car. Who Is Driving? A: The Cop.

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What do you do when you go downstairs in the middle of the night and see your VCR floating in the middle of the living room? Run and cower in fear in this seemingly impossible situation.

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What did the robot say to the boy? Nothing, the robot malfunctioned and started to strangle the boy. The authorities tried to get the robot to stop but robots are too strong. When the robot had killed the boy, it self destructed.

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Why did the elephant paint his toenails orange? Because he wanted to hide in the pumpkin patch

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I would very much love to meet you again Erron, call me sometime I do not care how you get my number.

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Where would a 65 year old man find a young, attractive woman who would take any interest in him? Very likely in a hospital, but that would be a professional interest, not a sexual one.

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Why do cats have nine lives? Because they don't have ten.

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A white man a black man a french man and a mexican are on a sinking ship. The French man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of begets over board. The Black man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of red hot cheetos overboard The Mexican man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of Tacos over board. And then the White man says "we have too many of these" and throws the Mexican man overboard

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What's big and purple? Barney

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How do you kill a fox? With a gun. How do you kill a deer? With a gun.

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What's big long, harry, and has glowing eyes? I dont know. Its under my bed. PLEASE SEND HELP!!!

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a child swallows a cleaning product, why is he given chocolate milk? to make him happy before he dies

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You are pretty bad emulations, first of all you should all swear and cuss a lot, that way you never get green thumbs and you all get minimal attention (negative attention) from people whose messages do not concern. I mean come on, if you are all different, you gotta admit that you are all good at typing like the very same person, its just that, none of them are good at sounding as the guy they are trying to emulate.

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What did Billy say to Timmy? Timmy! I'm so sorry. *Sniffles* I didn't mean to throw the fork that hard. Rest in peace Timmy...

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knock, knock Who's there? Statefarm... and we are always gonna be there for you

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why do black people like kool-aid? it's a tasty refreshment

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Roses are red violets are blue I have herpees.

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Want to know a joke? There is no joke.

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why did the girl die. because she was bullied and abused everyday by her family and friends. she was homeless and was forced to drop a bomb on her own forest. there fore she stabbed herself.

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Man: Doctor doctor I feel like a pair of curtains........ Doctor: You clearly have Alarming mental issues perhaps a psychologist would be the right person to discuss this matter further

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roses are red violets are blue i like movies get me a taco

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What do you get with you crossbreed a lamp with a chicken? Nothing... You can't crossbreed an inanimate object with a living being.

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among liedbtt is my Captcha code

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What do u call 30000 Mexicans rolling Dow a hill. Hahaha your mom

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