What is better than winning a gold medal at the parolympic games? Having two legs!

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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an atheist and a christian meet in a bar they chat about football, order some pints, and have a really good night.

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Why did Timmy fall down the stairs Because he is blind and I pushed him

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a man walks into a desert Obama is there to greet him and they have a nice chicken dinner

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6 in every 9 people find a dirty reference in every joke. This statistic is in fact false, as 5 in 9 people actually find a dirty reference.

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What's the new green? Green

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Me and my family won courtside tickets to the World Finals basketball game! ...WNBA...

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I wanted to burn alot of calories so i found a fat kid and set him on fire. :3

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What do you call a schizophrenic Clown surrounded by 10,000 Amish gangsters, all armed with dildos? I don't know, but it would be a heck of a sight, wouldn't it?

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What happened after Jimmy fell off the cliff? He died.

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Roses are blue Violets are red I'm bad at poetry Potato

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Why did the baby cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

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A women driver prepares to park in a small space between to cars on the side of a road. She safely and flawlessy parallel parks, and proceeds to enter a nearby coffe shop for an important business meeting.

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what is blue and fuzzy? Blue Fuzz

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Whats The difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash And one is a watermelon

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What do you get when you cross a crocodile and a couch? A coat because vests don't have sleeves.

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The umpire asked the baseball coach "Who is that on 1st base?" The baseball coach said "Who." The umpire said "Yes, that's what I'm asking." The baseball coach handed the umpire a list of his players to avoid any further confusion.

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Why did the shark eat the girl? Because she was ugly

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GOODBYE

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Three guys walk into a bar.....The fourth one ducks...

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Yamum is so poor that she has trouble supporting herself and paying her own bills. Subsiqeunetly she had her electricity and home phone cut off, not that she would have any use for a home phone with her electricity cut off anyway. She sits on her bed and cries herself to sleep each night and has been thrown into depression due to her spiraling financial debts of which she can see no end to. This has led to several attempts to take her own life to hopefully finally find a way out of her misery and debt.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the Crossing Guard union had reached a collective agreement and they had returned to work and it was safe to cross once again.

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I saw a woman get burned alive on the news... That woman was my mom.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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