- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a restaurant and asks a waiter, "Do you serve crabs here?" The waiter says, "Certainly! In fact, stuffed crab is today's special."

Jet fuel doesn't melt steel beams,heat does.

Why was six afraid of seven? 7 is greater than 6. Didn't you learn about number lines in 3rd grade?

Why did George Bush climb the Statue of Liberty? I'm not sure, as this incident is not covered in any of the myriad books written about his administration.

I need a sidecart on my motorcycle just for my diick

when life gives you lemons... squeeze the juice into your eyes.

They say animal behavior can warn you when an earthquake is coming. Like the night before that last earthquake hit, our family dog took the car keys and drove to Arizona.

Why is Justin Bieber gay? Justin is attracted to the female gender

Why did the man die after getting his picture taken The camera was a gun

Black guy something something. Anti-racist punchline.

Why did the black man buy a gun? Because he and his family live in a dangerous neighborhood.

Why do black people like fried chicken? Well you see....

Why did the little boy chase after his ball? Because it rolled away

How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to take three harpoons to the chest and still manage to feast on a family of baby seals...... Hi my name is Joey

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Noooooooo...

What do you call a black person living in the US? An African American.

wanna know the biggest joke on antijoke.com? People's spelling.

Q) What did one chicken say to the other? A) Nothing. Chickens can't talk.

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Duck, Duck who? Duck Sandwich

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a sociopathic murderer.

Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip? to ge to the same side

Why did the chicken cross the road. It's head was cut off and it didn't know where it was

2 sheeps are outside having a great time One sheep walks up to the other sheep and says: hello The other sheep says: hello Now what I want to know: what ally do you get your drugs from

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