- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mamas so fat that she went to the doctor and he said she has a very high case of diabetes so now she's trying to excerise more and watching what she eats.

How about that airline food?

Why are people in Africa dying? because the majority of them have a lack of food and fresh water which effects their health.

there once was a chicken it was yellow

Your mother is so stupid that she claimed the pole ran into her.

roses are red , thankyou for stating that , i can now continue with gardening as it is my profession.

Why did the black guy sing? Cause he can sdf sdfsd f sdf ds f sd fsd f sd f ds g sdfgh fsh sdf h dfsg dfs g df gdfgdf g d yeah thats right

Optimus Prime: "GIVE ME YOUR FACE!" Shockwave: "Illogical. I have no face." Optimus Prime: "Then GIVE ME YOUR EYE!" RIPP

why do black people like watermellon? becasue it is a delicious red fruit at a wonderful price

what did the rapist say to the girl? get in the van

What happend to the dude who couldnt fart He blew up

Why did the Little girl fell off the swing? A: Because she had no arms. And why did she fell again? A: Because her parents laugh about it and ride her again.

What can fly, but is always under you? A flying worm.

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How did the black kid apply for college? The Common App. Duhh

Person 1: "Broo my dicks like 19 inches!" Person 2: "Thas not healthy, an erection that big will deprive your brain of too much blood and kill you."

an irishman an american and a jihadist get a plane were did they go right through my house

Whats worse then any minority? The fact they still exist.

whats the difference between a guitar and a fish? A guitar is an instrument used to produce noise and a fish is a living orgnism native to lakes and oceans

Q: Whats different about pizza and jewish people? A: Pizzas don't scream in the oven.

If Timmy has 2 apples and Sarah has 7 apples, what is the square root of the distance of Mars and Jupiter divided by the speed of light if X equals the value of negative infinity given the equation X(2) - E=MC/7?

why did superman die, aids he got from wonder women

On the dora show when they asked where the Monster was why did the arrow point left instead of right?? Because it was scared

What is red and green and goes 50mph? A frog in a blender

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