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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "My wife is dying of terminal brain cancer."

What did the strawberry say to the elephant? Nothing. Because it's a strawberry and strawberries can't talk.

Who needs god when coffee is cheaper

How many polish people does it take to change a light bulb? Just one. The polish are a civilized and prosperous country.

Two cows are standing in a field. One says to the other, 'Have you heard about this mad cow disease?' and the other says 'Good thing we're penguins.'

Q:How many pancakes can you fit on top of as doghouse? A:Purple. Because ice cream has no bones.....

have u seen helen kellers dad? A: neither has she

A horse walks into a bar and orders a drink. What does he order? Nothing. The horse was incapable of speaking English then shat on the floor, kicked over a chair and then left.

What happened to the frog that broke down? It got toad.

whats the difference between marmalade and jam? you cant marmalade ur cock up a girls arse

What's black and white, and red all over? Old movies that have ketchup on them.

Why did the black man get a welfare check? Because he was either unemployed and decided he wanted someone to keep feeding his family, or decided to push forth the unfortunate stereotype of African-Americans not wanting to work and being lazy. Or maybe he didn't, why don't you ask him?

Q: How do you make a fireman cry?? A: Drown his wife

whats black and hangs from my tree a plum

Why did the black guy lose the race? He toke an arrow to the knee

A man saw a dinosaur yesterday. He had a very nice time at the museum.

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A man in a trash compactor.

Fuck off, seriously, if your name is Tifa, my name is bah, I got better things to do.

How do you get a girl to pay for food? You Rape Her

What do you call a boomerang that doesnt come back? A stick.

A man quites his job to open a coffee shop which has been a dream of his for years, The shop does well with a healthy supply of customers and a steady income,The man is now financially stable.

Wuy are Kenyans so fast? Because due to variations in evolution, people from that part of the world have a better muscle build to run at higher speeds than equally trained athletes from other parts of the world.

what is the difference of a bag of dead babies and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline

Roses are red, Wait. Why start this poem when you cant finish it Refrigerator

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