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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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when tempuratures get to high the elderly will start to DIE :( ;O

What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

A horse walks into a bar and orders a double whiskey. The bar man says "what's with the long face"? The horse replies "My wife left me, took the kids with her, took everything, I'm devastated"

People shouldnt make fun of holocaust jokes..my grandpa died cause of it! he fell off the gaurd tower

Why did the referee go to the zoo? He likes animals

In Soviet Russia, you wouldn't have a likely chance of surviving because of Stalin's mass paranoia and total neglect for his fellow man.

What did George Washington tell his men before they got on their horses? Men get on your horses.

Q:How do you sleep with Paris Hilton? A:You don't. she got herpes.

What do you call a chicken who eats chicken. Cannibal

that awkward moment when there is no candy in the van.....

you know what? CHICKEN BUTT. butt of chicken ahahahaa

What's red and sweet and good to eat? A riddle that rhymes.

how do you scare a deaf person? you yawn

What happens when a drunk driver meets a stoned driver? A head on collision

Jake pulled out a gun and held it to his head, planning to fool his friends because he knew the gun was empty. Then his friend thought he was helping out his suicidal friend by stabbing him.

To mama so old, she might die soon.

What do you get if you put a baby in a blender? An Erection

So theres a man, a horse, and a piglet in a helicopter. Upon noticing this, the pilot jumps out of the plane and the animals go crashing to their doom.

Q: What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

Whats black on top and white on bottom? R a p e.

What did little John get for his birthday? No sort of disease or illness of any kind because he was in perfect health. He also got an Xbox.

There once was a man from Madrass, whose balls were made out of brass. This was incredibly embarrassing for him, and rendered him infertile and impotent, which in turn affected his relationships with women.

Women are only good for seventy-one things: Love A proper home to come home to everyday 69

How do you torture a turtle? If you came up with an answer to that question you are completely and utterly unethical and immoral.

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