- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:whats the difference between a black man and a bunk bed A: a bunk bed can support 2 kids

How many blondes does it take to screw a lightbulb? There's too little information to come up with a reasonable answer.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have 5 fingers and the middles for you

Two clarinets were locked in a case for 20 years. They both play well.

Why was the student late for class? Because paraplegics can't drive.

Why couldn't the mother make her son's funeral? She died in a car crash on the way there.

What did the traffic light say to the car? dont look at me am changing.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself.

A blonde, a redhead and a brunette were on an island. There were loads of other people too - the UK is a pretty popular place to live.

An alcoholic is someone you don't like who drinks as much as you do.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimers, Bus....

i'm here at a school my friend is eats a pool fuck yeh

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple

Q:What did the deaf kid say to the blind kid? A: nothing deaf kids can't talk they can only have conversations with their hands,which would be pretty useless at this moment cause the blind kid can't see his hand guestures

An Iranian, a Mexican, and an American are on an airplane. The plane is too heavy to take off, so to lighten the load, each person has to throw off something their country has a lot of. The Iranian throws off a nuclear bomb. The Mexican throws off a sombrero. The American throws off an apple pie.

Why did the sloth cross the road To fuck your gay cousin

Hi i love black men so much and i am a jewish faggot bye

selena gomez & justin beiber go in space. selena says im hotter than the sun. the way she knows this information is that she is near the sun at this time justin beiber has already drifted off in space.

Next Q: What's worse than a bee sting? A: Two bee stings. Q: What's worse than two bee stings? A: Three bee stings. Q: What's worse than three bee stings? A: Sexual assault.

I was having sex with thisgirl and now I'm going to be a dad. All because I didn't wear a condom

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He was at Victoria's Secret and he wasn't watching where he was going.

Why was little David sad? His father got hit by a truck.

A young boy is concerned about the well- being of his father, due to the fact he may have cancer. Turns out, he doesn't. So they got ice cream.

Why can't Jeff drive a car? because he is a rock.

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