- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? Neither has he.

Why did the man visit 4chan? He heard about it from a coworker and was curious about what it was.

What really killed Adolf Hitler? The gas bill

How do u get suzzy off a swing? You tell her to get off

How do you make a baby crawl in circles? Nail its hand to the floor. How do you make a baby stop crawling? Nail the other one to the floor.

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin that just got shot

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was suicidal.

Hamsters are a lot like cigarettes. They're completely harmless until you put one in your mouth and light it on fire.

I pregnant woman wakes in the night because she had a mis-carriage.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Dave. Dave, who? Dave, your neighbor, I ran out of eggs making a quiche, could I borrow a few?

A tall German man and a short Ukrainian woman walk into a pub and sit down for a drink. The German, not wanting to seem rude, asks the Ukrainian how her day has been. The Ukrainian smiles confusedly as she doesn't understand German.

A bar walks into a man... Wait, that's impossible.

What's black, white, and red all over? An African American and Caucasian man painting a house with red paint and accidentally spilling some on themselves

how do you get expelled? Rape a special ed kid.

What's brown and smells like paint? -Poop. I don't know why it smells like paint though..

what can't see and has four eyes? a blind kid born with four eyes

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1: Knock Knock? 2: Who's There? runs

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? People leading healthy, active lives physically and socially.

What do you call a blonde driving the wrong way down the freeway? Well that depends on what her parents named her, or whether she happens to have a nickname of sorts.

Neither did she.

Why was the girl crying when she got home? She got raped and mugged on the walk home

i used to take arrows to the knee,til i took one to the balls.

Jackie Chan: Who the **** is chuck Testa? A: Chuck Testa was an internet sensation who became famous after his video on Youtube advertising his taxidermy business, Ojai Valley Taxidermy.

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