- Anti Joke

Once soon a time there was a boy named steven. He dropped his ice cream because... You know the rest

Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he needed to go to work to help pay for his dying daughter's cancer treatment

An aspiring lawyer walks into a Bar. He will find out if he passed in a few months.

A man walks into a bar. After recovering, he sues the bar for it's irregular glass doors.

"What's black when clean, but white when dirty?" "A blackboard."

I was walking down the street the other day And I pushed a child under a bus

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

This time I saw it, so that is covert hypnosis, I mean normally people are aware that they are under a trance, but like now it was like huh? Until the last point there. You used caps in order to make it seem as if you where shouting, the mind reacts that way and bam! The hypnotic state leaves... ...I was kinda beginning to enjoy that... Nice, now I totally do not want to eat this thing, strawberry my butt.

Why couldn't the pirate play poker? Poker is a tricky game - maybe he'd never been taught how to play.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Not to a blind guy.

Whats Jewish and Funny? A Jewish Comedian.

what did a poor guys get for christmast ? brain tumor.

I don't believe in giraffes.

Two guys went into a bar and started drinking. After sometime one guy said to the other, "I love your mother.I want to marry her." The other guy said,"Come on dad,you have been drinking too much."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you know when a bag of chips is stale? It is past the expiration date.

what is black and hangs from the tree in my back yard? a moldy apple.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reality TV.

What did the def blind mute kid get for christmas? He doesnt know either

What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? ProtestS from Anti GM activists.

How do you kill a blonde woman? Shoot her in the head

Why did the boy cut his hair? Because he was large.

What did the dyslexic boy get for Christmas? A laptop. And he was very happy.

Why did the black lady pick out a white dress? Because she thought it was a pretty white dress.