Why was little Jimmy sad? Because his mum died.

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Why do Squirrels accidentally plant millions of trees. Because they bury their nuts and forget where they are.

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Why was the Indian at the casino? He had a gambling addiction.

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What do you get when you mix a polar bear and a dog? A dead dog.

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A black man and a hispanic man are in a car. Who is driving? The guy who didn't call shotgun.

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What did the little boy say when he was asked what he wanted to be when he grew up? Adolf Hitler

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you got Lady Gaga, Taylor Swift, and Reese Witherspoon. Which do you think is more succesful

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Knock Knock Who's there? UPS you have a package from Amazon. \ Oh, Thanks, where do I sign? Right here. Ok, thanks, have a nice day. Thanks you too.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? I hit her with a shovel.

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whats the difference between a baby and an onion? no one cries when u chop up a baby.

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'How do you make a plumber cry? Buy him a belt for Christmas.

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Dyslexics have more nuf!

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Why did the wolf cry boy? Cause he was a pedifile.

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What's black and white and read all over? Half a zebra.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Your friend, George. Oh hi George, I'll be there in a sec.

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An Irishman and an Englishman are having a heated conversation about Rugby in a pub. Another Irish comes to the pub.. He is promptly given a bar stool and menu so that he can order.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 and 7 are non-living objects and cannot show fear or anger.

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What do you call someone who thinks they're funny but in reality isn't? Adam chapali Knock knock Who's there? NOT adam chapali

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? Almost everything.

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what do u call a dumbass phone cia cias phone

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A Mexican and a black man are in a car. Who's driving? The black man, because he was the designated driver for the night and was being helped by his good friend, Paco the Mexican, to quit his alcohol addiction. The AA meetings and rehab clininc were failing and he had lost his job. Jamaal, the black man, is now attending night school and holding down a part-time job at his local Baha Fresh. paco is very proud of him.

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One night a man layed on his bed and looked into the skies, then he realizes: WHERE THE HELL IS MY CEILING!?!?!

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How do you keep your dog from running away? Put it on a leash.

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What's brown and red but looks purple? Mixed paint!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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