- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Lollies are sweet warheads are sour, open your legs and feel my power

Why'd the asian man cross the road? I dont know, who cares? Just leave the guy alone

so a blonde walks into a bank, opens her purse, pulls out her check and cashes it. She then returns to her car and proceeds home.

guess what? i dont know, what? i dont know either, i thought you knew.

What did the baby get for his birthday? An Abortion.

What did the mute man say to his mother? Seeing as mute men can't talk, we'll never know

I just started the seafood diet. It consists primarily of eating fish due to its high nutritional content.

What did the Rabbit say to the horse? They are both completly differebt species and cannot communicate. Therefore, the rabbit said nothing.

What's fat and round and has a ballsack nose? Mr Chicken

Your mothers so dumb that when she had to take a math test, she received a significantly lower grade than the rest of her classmates.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because She's Dead.

A Priest a Rabbi and a duck walk into a bar. The rest of the patrons continue to drink until the situation seems less strange.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

Why did the black man not get to go to the party that was filled with all white people? His mother had recently died and so he had proceeded to go to his mother's funeral instead of heading to his white bestfriend's party.

what would happen if you took all the veins out of your body and laid them out tip to tip? you die

Q: What's the best part of having sex with twenty-seven year olds? A: By age twenty-seven the average person has reached sexual maturity, and has also developed mentaly enough to understand, and subsequently process the intimate nature of an adult relationship.

What did the doctor say to the obese person? You have diabetes.

How does Lady Gaga like her meat? Cooked until it reaches an internal temperature of 180 degrees Fahrenheit to lower the risk of contracting diseases such as salmonella.

What's three times More dangerous than a war? Three wars

Your momma is such a slut, that she has unprotected sexual intercouse several times throughout any given day, with many different men.

So the priest took the 6 year old boy into the confessional...and He told him to say 3 Hail Mary's.

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