- Anti Joke

I bought one of those anti-bullying wristbands, when they first came out. Well, I say bought. I actually stole it from a short, fat ginger kid.

What did the white guy say to the two black guys? I like oreos.

A British man walks into a dentist's office.

Pickles are powerful

Roses are dead Violets are too Were all gonna die So are you.

My zombie busting team: Tank: The Terminator Mechanic: Tony Stark Demolitions: Superman Medic: Gandalf Bait: Justin Bieber

What do you get when you mix hydrochloric acid and a humans digestive track? Death.

Knock knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

What did the horse say to the other horse? neh

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Why did the koala fall of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the other koala fall off the tree? It was stapled to the first koala.

A man goes to a gas station to pump gas in his car. After about 7 minutes, he leaves.

An Irish man walks into a bar, and then realizes that he's walked into the wrong establishment (He was looking for an upscale restaurant.)

What's the difference between being hungry and being horny? Where you put the cucumber

Why didn't the man give a location of the murderer? He was murdered

I went out for a nice evening with my wife last week, and we kept getting dirty looks because I'm 42 and she's 19. I get that people are a little weird about that for whatever stupid reason, but it totally ruined our tenth anniversary.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's better than winning a gold medal in the paralympics? Walking.

What do you get if you put a lepper in front of a fan A mess

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

Why are there no Jews in hell? Because Hitler is there,

Did you hear about the kid napping? They found his body in a ditch.

Whats the difference between a phone and a mexican? You can't dial a mexican.

What's Funny and has two Wheels A kids falling off his bike

Four blondes began their road trip from NYC to Europe and promptly drowned.