- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you stop a bus? You don't, and Regina George didn't either.

What did the robot say to the boy? Nothing, the robot malfunctioned and started to strangle the boy. The authorities tried to get the robot to stop but robots are too strong. When the robot had killed the boy, it self destructed.

roses are red violets are blue holy sh*t slendermans behind you

Whats funnier than Dane Cook. The Holocaust.

Sigh... I gotta go to night class studies okay?

Howdy stranger.... It is time for you to join! SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT! SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT! Moral: "HEY YOU! STFU! STFU! STFU! STFU!"

What do you call a Mad Cow? Dead. Pst, Mr.Cobb if your reading this- Hola.

How do you know when you are really ugly? Objective self-evaluation, and frank, honest discussion with close friends and family.

Are you still trying to turn me on or something? Well its not not working. Anyway, what is yogurt? So I am eating dead bacteria here? Ifs so strange I feel like I have known you my entire life.

Your mama's so fat that when she farted, gas came out!

How do you know when some one is a complete dick? When they hit the prestige buttom in Black Ops when your taking a dump. N.P.P.

why did the boy drop his ice cream? a terrorist dropped a bomb on him which turned into a transformer, raped him and then burried him inside of his refridgerator

Did I say twenty times? I meant two hundred, you already know this I gather, but your subconcious understands mathmatics and multiplications at a whole different level because its potential is indefinite.

Why did the black boy fail out of high school? Because his grades were bad.

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When life throws you lemons, you probably have dyslexia

united we sit, cause we're fat

Yo momma so fat, when she runs she makes the cd played skip, at the radio station!!!

Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? He got hit by a bus. Why did the bus crash? It hit a boy eating an ice cream cone.

What do you say to a man who just gave you a million dollars. thank you

Three men walk into a bar. One of them is not planning to consume alcohol because they are responsible and he is the designated driver.

A priest, a rabbi, and an imam walk into a bar. It's also a bistro, and they have a lovely lunch together.

Did you hear the joke about the deaf guy ? He didn't.

What is a black, yellow like liquid that contains carbon dioxide, usually kept in a can, and is not coke? Pepsi.

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