- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Get out".

How do you knock up a Catholic girl? Put your penis into her vagina without wearing a condom.

How do you earn a bunch of money all at once? Walk into Hot Topic and say "I have knives for sale!"

What is black and white and red all over? I don't know. I was hoping you did.

What's a good way to kill time? It's impossible to kill an inanimate object.

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff. What's green and fluffy? Green fluff. What's red and fluffy? A kitten that got hit by a truck.

Are you 9/11 because i would like you to destroy my tower.

What did the man say to his dead wife? "I'm Blind."

Are you black? Kill yourself.

Your girlfriend.

What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

What did the German girl say to me? entschuldigen Sie (excuse me)

A fat guy!

A ham sandwich walks into a bar, bartender says "We don't serve food here."

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He didn't he was chicken

A bloke runs into the bank, says to the girl "Stick 'em up!" She says "Righty-o, matey" and sellotapes his bollocks to the ceiling.

Whats big, round and orange? A big round orange

The duck walked up to the lemonade stand and he said to the man who was running the stand, hey I cancer CC

Q:Why don't black people go on cruises? A:They already fell for that trick once.

I love animals . But the ASPCA soon put a stop to that .

Knock Knock No one's home Okay, I'll come back later.

What more orange that a lime? Most things.

a man walks into a bar with a monkey i forgot the rest of the joke your moms a whore

Billy Idol walks into a New York City Bar. He snorts lines of coke with his comrades in the bathroom and continues his night by having sex with attractive underage females

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