Meh, I dont want it anymore! You take it!

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Where did Susie go during the bombings? Susie was wandering around the streets as she felt like she didn't know where she was any more. Everything was burnt to ashes. She came across a man who she has never met. He tells her to follow him. She did.Later, Susie, the mysterious man and a few other people with him were in a private meeting room. The mysterious man tells Susie that he was a Frenchman and he was with the resistance. A few minutes later, the bombs were dropping everywhere. The meeting room was destroyed and Susie, the Frenchman and his men were under attack. The French resistance were about to fight, but retreated - for they were French. Susie was left, lying there as she saw a bomb in the sky about to land on her. She tried to get up and run, but the bomb was too fast. It got her. So yeah. Susie went everywhere, like you lot said.

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What did the alphabetical soup spell for little Bobby? U gOt SUzie prEgnant ....... aGaiN

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Josh Moran peels off his foreskin while watching gay porn.

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What's the difference between Justin Bieber and R. Kelly? One is an arrogant asshole known for pissing on things, the other is R. Kelly.

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How many ants are in the kitchen? None. We killed them all.

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Your mother is so slutty that she seduced me while I was drunk. I'm so sorry.

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Q: Why was the teacher sad? A: Because she got fired

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Why did the guy have one shoe? Because he took one shoe off at a time

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What did the girl say to the boy? You are a boy.

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what's better than winning a gold metal at the special olympics? not being retarded.

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Micheal Curran...that is all.

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Sure, I was not born yesterday, sounds serious, what is it?

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What did the mexican do after he finished his taco? He was eaten by a dinosaur.

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what did the nostalgic robot barber say to all of his customers before cutting their hair? 0010101000011100101000100100100110101010100101010101010

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God, you know after creating humanity and kinda regretting it and stuff, fell into drinking and betting. He found Sin a fellow poker player, and all was good. Until God, drinking a bit too much bet a bit too many of his creds: Son. Jesus: Yes father. God: Uh, I kinda ended up low on cash on the poker game last night and I kinda well... I am gonna be frank here, I bet you and lost. NeroMetal Not dissing the bible, just enjoying the always brighter side of life eh? ;)

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What did Harry Potters owl say to Harry Potter? delivowe for hawwy potter!

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-funny? women have rights -funnier? civil rights

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Black Ops? That sounds illegal. Anyway, what do you mean you are a employee only? I mean if you where a fed, you would either be on the top, or be an employee no?

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DID YOU HEAR THE FBI INVENTED A TELEPHONE THAT THEY CAN USE TO CALL THE DINOSAURS? ITS TRUE! Them DAMN DINOS REFUSE TO PICK UP THEIR CELLPHONES THOUGH! Nero: This is not completely accurate though, a T-Rex called us twice actually, but he just kept roaring, making communication impossible... ...That sad moment when you post a totally non ofensive joke, then to tell you that I might your father, me or one of the sixthy guys that bukkaked your mother which was sucking off a dog and... Anyway problem solved!

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BLACK PEOPLE! (im black so its not racist)

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why did no one like Ashley? because she was a bitch!

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? Twister

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Her Majesty's Government of the United Kingdom of Great Britain

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