Ok class, we are doing arts and crafts today, but remember, have fun and be creative... Thats what she said

Q: Why was the mexican mowing the lawn? A: Because the grass was too tall

I enjoy Popcorn

0 1 this is a sad sad world.

Student: May i go to the toilet? Teacher: What for? Student: To open the chamber of secrets!

identical jokes get different votes.

What did Osama bin Laden say to Jesus? Nothing. He's in hell.

I just got robbed by an invisible man!!!!

Man goes to the doctors, says doctor, im depressed. ive tried everything but i just cant see the bright side of life anymore, it seems empty to me, like theres no point in existing. The doctor certifies the man as clinically depressed and alerts the relevant authorities.

A man buys cocaine from a shady dealer in an alley. He then goes home and experiments with it and other chemicals, and later on invents Coca Cola

Why did Mary fall off the swings? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock, Whos there, Not Mary

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. Though if the ladder is rickety and she needs someone to steady it for her, two.

Heyy everyone text this number 320-510-3277 Kay ask him why he poops the bed at age 17 .. His name is mike geier.. Haha

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. We are here to inform you that your daughter has died in a drunk driving accident.

I'm homeless.

WHART++EWEEEEEEEP FLARPEN CARPEN FLARP

Guy: I have a gun get in my van Girl: SHOTGUN!

Chuck Norris will eventually die because he is a human being, just like all of us. His movies weren't very good either.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? nothing he was Jewish

why is there art classes so people can make beautiful pieces of art :)

Your mom is so poor that her boobs are real.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It got hit by a school bus and died.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? The one at the bottom is alive. What's worse than that? He's eating his way out. What's worse than that? He came back for seconds.

What's big, old, and brown? A tree.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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