What is up, the color blue and has a face? the sky. there is no face.

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Whats green and red, in a ditch, and has cookie crumbs all over it. The girl scout i ran over with my car.

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Why did the man go to Cantabria, Spain? Because he liked potatoes... jk

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Why did the fat man cross the road? Because he felt that being overweight, he had to do something about it and go to the gym.

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Why was the Saudi Arabian terrorist flying a plane in America? He was going to visit some family on a ranch in Kansas.

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What did the black man get his mom for Mother's Day? Some jewelry and a very nice card.

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how do you make lady gaga cry you poke here face then rape here.

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Knock Knock who's there? Steve Steve who? Steve. I already told you my name.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To try to get the antidote for his dying baby chick.

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why didn't the chicken cross the road... because it got hit by a truck

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? ... Well, do you know or not?

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What did the guy day to the other guy with an afro on his head? You look like a guy with an afro on his head.

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Ben: do you want to hear a joke. jack: yh go on then, i bet its funny. Ben: Your future.

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Why was Six afraid of Seven? Seven was in a horrible car accident recently and became very disfigured. He didn't tell Six, so the initial shock of seeing him for the first time was quite jarring for Six. Seven has had multiple surgeries since and, once the swelling recedes, he should look much better. It will still hurt for him to chew though.

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I thought about taking a nice warm shower, but then I realized that the power was out and it would probably be a cold shower.

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Pickle

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What's the difference between ?2 and and 74^3? ?-405242.585786

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Roses are red Violets are black Why is your chest as flat as your back?

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i'm an inbred jew - Barras

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Jack and Jill went up the hill to get some exercise. They were getting terribly overweight.

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What's worse than a paper cut? 2 paper cuts.

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A bald man walks out a bar crying Prostate cancer

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person 1: hey! guess what? person 2: what? person 1: i once saw a brown polar bear

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Q: What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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