You know you have no friends when you steal someone's ALIAS concept and disrespect what is perhaps the most intellectually satisfying form of humour. [L]

Chuck Norris.

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Why was the boy crying in public with no clothes on? Because he had no clothes on in public.

One day a married couple have a conversation. The husband says, "Make me a sandwich." The wife says, "Okay, what do you want on it?"

an autistic child eats its family's dogs poop and dies

What did the little boy with cancer get for his birthday .............. Nothing because he died before his birthday

what do jason kidd and michael jackson have in common? they are both actually black

What did the homosexual farmer say when he answered the phone? Hello

How can you tell if a duck is behind you? Turn around

Holocaust jokes aren't funny. Anne Frankly, I do not stand for them.

Q: What was the pirate movie rated? A: PG-13 for violence and brief nudity.

Why can't Stuart post a joke? Because he is using a giant iphone

What a wonderful life!!! *gunshot*

roses are red violets are blue i'm chinese and i don't know a joke pickle.

What did the white guy say to the Mexican guy? Nothing he realize that the Mexican guy probably didn't speak English and he couldn't speak Spanish so conversing with this man would have been pointless.

Knock Knock. Who's there? You Know. You Know who?.......GOODBYE!

Why did the racist guy die? Because the black guy stabbed him with a fork.

What do you call a Mexican policeman? Officer.

I typed in in a Anti-joke and realized it was kind of hard.

What's black and white and red all over? Michael Jackson after his operation.

Why didn't jimmy get to eat his ice cream? Because he got hit by a bus

why did the clown fall of the swing? he got shot in the head

What's the different between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my penis up your butthole

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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