- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call it when a cigarette is brown instead of white? A cigarette that is or has been damp so that the nicotine was able to bleed into the paper and dye it.

mary had a little lamb its fleece was white as snow and everywhere that mary went this joke has no punchline

"what did the priest say to the rabbi?" "what" "my religions better

What did the man with cancer say when he got hit in the face with a crowbar? "Ow."

Your momma's so stupid that she might not have graduated from high school, ceasing her ability to have an educated job. Now, she makes minimum wage and can barely feed her son.

Have you seen that ad about starving children in Africa? It was pretty gay

whos best at KS3 irish and is sexy? tiarnan i lied about the sexy part

How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? -Fish

From a picture, it is difficult to tell the difference between an apatosaurus and a diplodocus.

What did the priest do to the young catholic boy? Bless him.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

How many politicians does it take to screw in a light bulb? Ten. One to actually screw it in, and nine to stand around and say, "I can do it better."

Why don't elephants smoke? Because they would be afraid of the fire, and they are much more adversely affected by recreational drugs than humans are.

A Stoner sees a bag of chips.

Why didn't John get a present for Christmas? Because John died eight months ago.

What is black and white, and red all over? A mutilated penguin.

I've been reading these for the past hour and you guys are just out right terrible! -Sarah

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people who spank you sure are a pain in the ass.

Roses are red, violets are blue, i got a boner, from looking at you

What do you call a plane going to Africa with 100 black people on it? A plane, the contents of the plane is irrelevant...

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Q: why did the chicken cross the road A: you are adopted

Your mom is so poor that she collect food stamps is on welfare and lives in section 8 housing and cannot find a job that provides her a livable wage

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