- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Why did Justin Beiber fall off the ladder? A. He was trying to reach puberty

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Poems don't have to rhyme... Refrigerator

knock knock whos there open open who the door

What do Lincoln, JFK, and Barack Obama all have in common? They were all president of the United States of America and are relatively good people.

A strange man knocks at the door He's your son

What did one chick in a clothes shop say to another? That's cheap

Robin, get in the car, please.

whats funnier than anti jokes nothing

roses are red you are dumb no one will care when you die

Why was the poor man poor? Because he doesnt make money

It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

I like doodle. XoXo Jamie

Why did Teresa fall off the swing? She had no arms. Who is knocking at the door? Not Teresa.

Why was the black guy hanging from the tree? Because he committed suicide because his wife of 20 years left him, is only child hates him and due to the bad economy is job at wall street was terminated.

Knock, Knock Whos there? Banana Banana Who? Banana i didn't say your moms dead.

A black man walks out of a police station

why did the mexican stab those people? why? he didn't you racist

Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A: None. Woodchucks do not have opposable thumbs and cannot grasp or throw anything, so the point is moot unless they evolve thumbs for the sole purpose of chucking wood.

What's black, white and red all over? A dead panda

Roses are red Bacon is red Poems are hard Bacon

Why couldn't Jimmy's bedroom door close? Because it had a tree blocking it.

Knock Knock. Who's there? I left my car keys inside.

Why did the Asian student do well in school? Because he worked hard and studied everyday

What did the one alcoholic say to the other? We are both alcoholics

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