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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What was so incredible about this bigger new oven i just bought? It could fit twice as many Jews in it. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Did you hear about the circus fire? Yes, apparently there were no casualties but all their props and equipment were destroyed, which will set the company back financially, even with the insurance.

Have you heard the one about the fat woman and the dead baby? The woman was actually pregnant, not fat, and just had a miscarriage.

An Aussie, American and Englishman were all drinking beer on a plane to Hawaii. All 3 of them were very excited for their vaction, which they all saved hard for and their breaks from work were well deserved.

Why did Bruno Mars explode? He caught a grenade for ya.

what did the man with Alzheimer's say to his son? who are you!?

what do German people eat at BBQ ' s ? burgers and hotdogs and kebabs and fried chicken with a garnish of summer salad washed down with a cold mouth tingling glass of coca cola and jews

There's an Irishman, a homo-sexual, and a Jew standing at a bar. What a fine example of an integrated community!

what do you call a white man who appears to be standing on water? a surfer

what did the girl say after her boyfriend proposed? she said no because they've still got a lot of stuff to deal with before they even consider getting married and he seriously needs to get a job and dump his other girlfriend.

What did the black kid get on his report card? Math: C- English: D+ Social Studies: C+ Gym:A+ Science: D- N.P.P.

Jesus can can WALK on WATER, but Chuck Norris can SWIM in it.

Your mom's so fat, she's is bigger than the average person.

What's the difference between communism and race mixing? Zey come for our blood, but drown in zeir ovn!!!!!

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The 80's called. They need their couch back.

A woman takes a shortcut through a dark alley. She is raped, robbed, and murdered. Her family mourns her death.

- Knock, knock. - Who's there? - Immigration.

A black man and a white man were on an island. They lived in England.

Q: What do you call black guys running down a hill? A: Black guys running down a hill.

Two scientists walk into a bar The first says “I’ll have some H2O.” The second says “I’ll have some H2O, too.” Both of them receive water because the bartender is not irresponsible enough to serve concentrated hydrogen peroxide as a drink.

What is an offensive way to refer to black people from the time of the Flint Stones? Niggers

Why did the chicken cross the road? Orange ya glad i didn't say banana

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