Q: What do you call a blonde that just bought a new car? A: Carol

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

What's worse then running out of toilet paper? Getting shot

Why did the black man commit suicide? Because he was killed by a white cop.

What is a six letter word for cactus? Cactus

A ginger kid, a blonde kid and a brunette jump off a 50 foot building... All of them die apart from all of them because luckily there was a swimming pool at the bottom

What happens when you light a truck full of babies on fire and drive it off a cliff filled with lava and set off explosives when they land? The babies die. www.youtube.com/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

What do you call a Mexican policeman? Officer.

why did the small boy drop his ice cream ? because he has no hands

Q: Why is it funny to laugh at gay men? A: They like men.

why did the students in 7/8 red try to commit suicide? they had miss harding as a teacher!

But there's a sound Dumbledore knows... What does the Fawkes say?

Why did the Christian man dislike gays? Because Christianity views being gay as a sin, and as a follower of the religion he decided he did not like gays.

Knock Knock? Who's there? Orange! -door opens- You fucking come over here selling oranges one more time Julio and I will have you deported.

What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy?

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker Face

How does Lady Gaga like her meat? As a dress.

A man walks into a bar. Itwas an metal bar so the man was hurt.

Why did the plane crash? Because a loaf of bread was the pilot.

Whats Brown, Long and is on every black man? Legs

Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

What's yellow, black, and makes you laugh? A bus full of black people going off a cliff.

Roses are nice, violets are fine, ill be the 6, if you be the 9!

Why are asians bad drivers? Driving schools in asia are severely less developed and therefore produce less experienced and skillful drivers. They also have asian eyes (:

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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