Real Joke: The US Air Force operates Seymour Johnson Air Force Base. It is named for a seaman. Go look it up.

Q: which is easier to unload a truck of dead babies or a truck of alove babies? A: dead babies cause u can use a pitchfork

Why did the car catch fire? It was parked in Ferguson, MO

What happened when the princess kissed a frog. Warts, all over her lips

Knock knock! Just kidding.

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1 + 1 = 2 If it was equal to 11 the problem would be impossible

what does the sloth say to Jonah reincastle? nothing Jonah is the sloth

roses are red violets are red i smell my wife nows shes dead

Two lions are walking down the street. One lion says to the other, "where is everybody?"

Knock knock. Who's there? You're a faggot.

What did one apple say to the other apple? -Nothing, apples can't talk

My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Your husband died.

what happens when chuck norris loses his hokey-bar? your mother

I have three heads and nine eyes, what am I? I'm a liar.

I don't really like holocaust jokes because my grandpa was in it. Yeah he was drunk and fell off his guard tower.

A hobo said to another hobo "Im homeless"

You:Knock knock friend:who's there you:come in friend come on who you:come in your mother

What did the man say to his dead wife? "I'm Blind."

Max Head fingered himself, HAH

Who ever invented the "Knock- Knock jokes" should get a "No-bell prize"

Roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, I have amnesia.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Your Adopted Deal With It!!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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