mohammed ali walks into a bar, gets a drink, signs a few autographs , and a good time is enjoyed by all.

Jesus: I will return. Hitler: Well I am back... Nazi as in Nazireth Bush: As I said I was elected by Gawd. Me: What? What about me? Seriously why did I put myself here? Id have three bullets with them in a room, and id still shoot you six times.

How do you blind an Asian man You stab him six times in each eye socket and drop cyan pepper in his eye wound.

Hillary Clinton and 2 male aides were on a plane on a Friday evening which us not unusual for a secretary of state.

welcome to australia. *kangaroo kicks you in the gut and you keel over, whereupon you are stampeded by wild dingoes and eaten by tasmanian devils*

What's the Chinese guy's favorite color? Blue.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just got AIDS, And soon so will you!

What's the difference between an orange? Two typewriters, because vests don't have sleeves.

Light travels faster than sound, thats why people look smart until they talk.

A amazing I idiots D discover S sex

Why did the serial killer need the knife? He needed to butter his bread

Ms Leong Sux

Roses are red violets are blue I'm not good at poems, nice titttttss.

Mail Man: *Knocks on door* Guy & Girl: WHAT?! *laughing* Mail Man: Mail! Guy & Girl: Hold on she is almost done with the whip cream.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? After losing its family, the chicken had became an adrenaline junkie and enjoyed the rush of doing such dangerous things. It subsequently became addicted to opium.

read me write me

Why were Billy's parents laughing at him? Because he was just diagnosed with cancer!

Roses are red Violets are blue You're a whore

A princess kisses a frog to transform it into a prince.. She is soon arrested for committing bestiality

when life gives you lemons... squeeze the juice into your eyes.

What can little Billy play? The tumour, sorry I meant what will little Billy die from.

I was expecting something like that... Anyway, good you do not mind in particular, because that means I am just boring myself here, so, tell me something about yourself you don't tell people most.

Why are black people scared of chainsaws? Because the chainsaws go run nigga nigga run.

Knock knock! Who's there? Alexis. Hi, come in!

Anti Joke

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