- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a melon and a baby? You have to cut open the melon before you can eat it

What do you get when you cross scabies with genital warts? Krusty Krabs.

what happens if you toss a grey stone into a red sea? it gets wet...

How do you make a drug dealer cry? Just say no

How do you stop the mailman from performing his daily routes? You fill his house with blood thirsty bobcats

why couldn't the black man get a job? Because he was a violent sociopath with a criminal record.

A blonde a brunette and a ginger jump off a cliff they die upon impact and their families mourn for years to come.

Why do you call a person who spits in your cheeseburger? A mean person

why did the irishman leave the bar he had to go to his sons birthday party

Why did the toddler fall over? He's an Iraqi child and has been shot in both legs, being readied for a public execution for fighting on the opposing side.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a screaming goat

How did Hitler fit 100 jews in his car? He didn't, he was too busy killing them in concentration camps.

what did one gagged man say to the other gagged man? nothing he was gagged

Why did the chicken cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

whats funnier than a banana an orange -may bieber

Why did the chicken cross the road ( The chicken says) I dream of a world where a chicken can cross the road without having morals questioned.

What was pauls mum screaming? Rape

Q: How do you make Osama Bin Ladin happy? A: Take him out to a nice seafood dinner free of charge.

Doctor Doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains! Really? Well that's the least of your problems. Your test came up HIV positive.

Hey, I just met you, And this is crazy. But I have Alzheimer's... Hey, I just met you...

Why a frog can fly? It has magic. Why a snake can fly? It ate the magic frog. Why a eagle can fly? It has wings.

Man: Am i going to be alright? Doctor: No, you're going to die.

what is 3+3= 8

What did the black guy say when after he jumped in the pool? Wow, its kinda chilly.

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