I walked into a Mcdonald's and ordered a Big Mac. I regretted it later.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just got AIDS, And soon so will you!

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What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa? Tiger woods is a famous golf player and Santa is a fictional old man dressed in red and white who is said to live in Lapland, have an airborne sleigh driven by eight magical reindeer and come down the chimney to fill childrens' stockings on Christmas eve.

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Q: Whats horny and likes your leg? A: My dog.

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What's the differece between a rock and a black guy? A rock can't eat fried chicken.

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What Do Yu Call 2 gay guys? Tyquan And Dnautica

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Hollywood presents: In a world... Where darkness and crime is at every corner... The governments darkest secret... MUST... BE... UNLEASHED! Jack Kirby: So, with this technology I can swallow criminals and gain their abilities? But is there not a lot wrong with this? Hollywood: Meh... Sorry, we are gonna go with The Fast and The Furious 64: Mario Kart style.

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You know what happens when you plant a baby into the soil and give it lots of sun and water? It dies.

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AIDS

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Q. What happened first The Tree or The Apple. A. Johny Appleseed.

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What do you call a 5000 pound gorilla? Obese - gorillas should weigh around 400 pounds.

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Sam slept and never woke up again.. Because he followed his dream.

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How do you blind an Asian man You stab him six times in each eye socket and drop cyan pepper in his eye wound.

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Bro: Aww Dawg! What if they tell me I got da aids? Dawg!: Hey don worry bro, you gotta BE POSITIVE

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There was an elephant , a bird, a man, a tree, a cat, a dog, a lion, a horse, a cow, a pig, a duck, a lemon, a turnip, an apple, a rabbit, a slice of pizza and a spoon. I just wasted around 8 seconds of your life

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

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you know whats worse than being cold? being colder

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what class did Jimmy get an A in? None, he is dyslexic

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Why did Anti-Joke.com close down? It didn't. If your reading this, the site is fully operational and up to date with your system.

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What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? Please, not the nails.

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Why did the baby cross the road? Because I took a swing at it with a golf club.

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Roses are Blue Violets are Red Watermelons are green Refridgerator

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Knock knock. Who's there. To get to the other side.

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If you can fit many clowns in a car and many mexicans in a car...how many mexican clowns will fit?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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