What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus is? Trying not to laugh.

A circus clown climbs to the top of a five-storey ladder and dives into a foot-deep pool of water below. His neck is broken on impact. RIP Chuckles.

A Jew walks into a bar and says drinks are on me.

A man walks into a bar his alcoholism is tearing his family apart

What do you call a lubia chin jew slave? Kia

Why didn't the little asian kid go to his friends party? Because he wasnt invited.

What happens if you shoot a chicken? It dies.

What did the mentally retarded kid get in his iq test drewl

What's green and runs through the forest? - A pack of cucumbers. What's wrong with that? - Cucumbers aren't pack animals.

What did the black guy say to the white guy? Hi!

how to turn invisable. eat yourself

Why was was a black guy carrying a tv out of someone else's house. He was helping them move.

What does a white man say when you slug him in the face with a club. Ow.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Mine.

What does a black kid get from Christmas? a blunt

I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one . Though , I do have cancer .

Q. whats worse then eating a slice of cheese? A. Finding out your mom has a penis

I've always hated people saying "last one there is a rotten egg" because don't you want to be a rotten egg so you don't get eaten?

Q. Why did Justin Beiber fall off the ladder? A. He was trying to reach puberty

In the movie Dark Skies, little white boys were haunted by a mysterious force. The answer is obvious, isn't it? They are being haunted by Michael Jackson's ghost.

Roses are red.........I slept with someone else

Why was the man attracted to other men? Because he was gay, and that is typically what happens when people are attracted to members of the same sex, and it is as natural as a man being attracted to women.

I have 20 dollars and 27 cents. How much money do I have? 20.28$ I found a penny.

How did the Mexican cross the border? He couldn't he didn't have legs

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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