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What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite. He died the following day.

What's red and smells like blue paint? red paint

Ten green bottles hanging on the wall, Ten green bottles hanging on the wall, And if one alcoholic should one day stroll along: There'll be no more bottles hanging on the wall.

I was eating a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

What do you call a cow with no legs A cow with no legs.

Want to hear an orphan joke? Knock Knock Who's there? Not the parents

Why are black people so good at basketball? they can SHOOT, STEAL and RUN.

Jemal picks 3 apples. He eats two of them, and then picks 3 more. What color was Jamal?

whats green and lives in the water

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chiken cross the road? It didn't, J-walking is against the law.

Why couldn't Billy write his own name... ...because he was wearing purple lemonade???

Whats hard and long and used to penetrate women? A hypodermic needle.

Is your refrigerator running? No.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

why did the car go to the bathroom? it had gas.

Knock knock Who's there? The chicken that crossed the road

What's white and can't climb a tree? A fridge

What is the difference between john madsen and a gay person. There isn't because john is gay

Man I just flew in from Pittsburgh...Boy are the people ugly.

what did the slave say to the slave owner i like your car

How do you kill a polar bear? Global Warming.

What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite. He died the following day.

What's red and smells like blue paint? red paint

Ten green bottles hanging on the wall, Ten green bottles hanging on the wall, And if one alcoholic should one day stroll along: There'll be no more bottles hanging on the wall.

I was eating a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

i hate non minorities!

What do you call a cow with no legs A cow with no legs.

Want to hear an orphan joke? Knock Knock Who's there? Not the parents

Why are black people so good at basketball? they can SHOOT, STEAL and RUN.

pobody's nerfect

Jemal picks 3 apples. He eats two of them, and then picks 3 more. What color was Jamal?

whats green and lives in the water

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