- Anti Joke

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Eight, because there's one tickle per tentacle!

Aww, I knew you where a sweetheart at the core Nerochan, I mean I look up towards people that don't give a jack about what others think but I am not as good at it as you are. Now can you please spam that away like really quickly now?

why did the car go to the bathroom? it had gas.

Whats hard and long and used to penetrate women? A hypodermic needle.

What do you call a clown with no sense of humor? Unemployed.

A blonde walks into a bar ouch

I was eating a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

What is the difference between john madsen and a gay person. There isn't because john is gay

How do you kill a polar bear? Global Warming.

Man I just flew in from Pittsburgh...Boy are the people ugly.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite. He died the following day.

what did the slave say to the slave owner i like your car

whats green and lives in the water

Ten green bottles hanging on the wall, Ten green bottles hanging on the wall, And if one alcoholic should one day stroll along: There'll be no more bottles hanging on the wall.

What's red and smells like blue paint? red paint

A fat man walked into a hot dog.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Not to a blind guy.

Why couldn't Billy write his own name... ...because he was wearing purple lemonade???

Is your refrigerator running? No.

Knock Knock Who's there? Your physician, you're going to die.