- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the man white? Because he wasn't black. All credit goes to Caravel.

What's black and doesn't work? Half of Detroit.

Why couldn't the teenager go to the pirate movie? He didn't have any money.

So an alien walks into a bar......... and everyone runs away secreaming because theres an alien in the bar.

Why did the woman get into a car accident? She was blind.

- why did the chicken cross the road? why? - to get to your house. - knock knock. who's there? - the chicken.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

Yo mamma is so fat, that she's going on a diet and is exercising regularly to lose wait.

Why was the man so fat? Because he is in a wheel chair and can't exercise.

I woke up in bed with someone this morning. I forget why this is a joke, but your mother is a whore.

what is behind your butt? DEEZ NUTS

How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? One, although depending on how high the light in question is and where it's located she may need someone to help hold a ladder for her, if it's particularly unsteady.

What do you call the birth of George Lucas? Terrible, abdominal pain for his mother.

Your mother's so fat she occupies more space than a thin person does and is more likely to bump into environmental objects.

Why was the Magic: The Gathering player a virgin? Because he was underage and it would have been immoral for him to have had sex.

A man walks into a bar. Another man becomes the Limbo State Champion.

A man walks outside and sits down to eat his sandwich.

Q: What's the difference between a polar bear and a washing machine? A: Many things.

What did the taxi driver say when the black man got in to his taxi? Where to sir?

White NBA players.

Ernie: "Hey Jim, how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop?" Jim then breaks down and cries deeply at Ernie's question as the fact that he was born without a tongue continues to slowly tear him apart.

If god himself had a religion he would be a self centered bastard.

What's big and looks like a mushroom? A Mushroom.

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