What do you call a black man helping an old woman cross the road? A concerned citizen.

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How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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Whats the difference between Justin Bieber and Elton John? They're both gay.

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Jack and Jeff went up a hill to fetch a pail of water, They both turned gay, and had some sex, and now they have HIV

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In an all out brawl between the casts of Gilligan's Island, Hogan's Heroes and the Brady Bunch, who would be the winner? The Viewer

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She likes her sex like she likes her penises. Without a woman.

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"My CiOCK is bigger!" "No! My CiOCK is bigger!": Two gamec.ock owners arguing over who has a bigger DiICK.

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I have two coins in my hand that add up to 30 cents, and one of them is not a nickel. I accidentally dropped them.

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How do you make a baby stop crying? You throw it out the window.

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Why was the Chinese man so sad? He's Asian.

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Boy it's sure cold out today. Die

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Why is it okay to have four cats? Because I said so.

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Why did a black man enter a KFC? Because he had been in town a while and had grown hungry over the period of walking around, and decided he should get some food to satisfy his hunger so he may continue his journey around town. The fact he entered KFC is purely coincidental, as he could've easily decided to go to a different eatery, but it just so happens that the closest one was a KFC.

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What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs waterskiing? Skip

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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why cant the blind man read brail? he has no fingers

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Roses are red Violets are blue I kinda have a bad memory What are we doing again?

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What is 9+10? 19

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What is the differnece between the chair and the pot? You can't cook in the chair.

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What was the only thing the little boy from tanzania had? AIDS.

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Guess what sucks! A Vaccume. Guess what blows! A Sucky Vaccume.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally raped and murdered 8,9,10, and 11 along with their families.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

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Why did Sidney drop her ice cream? A refrigerator fell on er

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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