- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many dogs does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None. Dogs don't have thumbs.

What did the man do to the begging orphan on a cold Christmas morning? He kicked him.

why are crocodiles so angry? because they have a lot of teeth but no tooth brush?

an old lady walked into a bar, used the bathroom and left. THE END

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

What's the first thing that goes through a persons mind when they get shot in the head. The bullet.

The rabbit owns a small business and has trouble getting a loan.

What's a boulder's favorite type of music? Boulders don't have ears.

Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

a man jumps of a cliff and ..... hits the ground

knock knock who's there bang bang bang bang who where da cash at

Why didn't the man walk up the stairs? He had an acorn stairlift.

A pirate walks into a bar with a wheel on his crotch, and the bartender says, "What's that?" and the pirate says, "A deadly tumor."

Q: Why couldn't the skeleton go to the party A: He had a boner

what did the man write down? nothing,because at that time, his pen was out of ink, so he had to open his dest drawer to get another one

* pretend your an orphan Knock knock Who's there? Not your parents.

josh is a skinny headed keppy mong

What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies. What's worse than that? Two dead babies nailed to a tree. What's worse than that? Two dead trees naild to a baby.

Why do sharks swim in salt water? Pepper water makes them sneeze! Why do whales swim in salt water? They can't survive in fresh water.

Why couldn't the Asian man satisfy a woman? He was in a coma.

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