What's worse than finding your cat dead? Finding your cat dead because it choked on your goldfish.

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Why did the kid fall? He got pushed off of a building

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Sorry, I need to take care of business up here, it is for the best that we do not communicate for a while, suspicions are going to be flaring up all over the place You better keep your head low, the place with the code-name "The Kings Throne" was under attack, but as you might know, its not what it used to be, you should all leave Point Zero in 3-4 hours when the dust has settled. Personally I suspect it is someone from the past, yes rivals, but according to the information nobody that knows who "The Nero" is, so as you can already tell, you and I are in equal danger until this is resolved. I promise to call you someday

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once there was an anti-joke. it wasn't well thought out or even very creative. what happened to the anti-joke's premise? it got undermined or reversed in the punchline. but the punchline was way too straightforward. so, the whole joke really ended up sucking.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? To go to work. And be sexually harassed. For 70 cents on the dollar.

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Justin Beiber

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WHATS A CRUM AND LIVES IN A SLUM ?? A BOY CALLED KEVIN CRUMMY

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What did the fish say when he ran into a cement wall? ....Nothing fish don't run What did the fish say when he swam into a cement wall? ...Damn

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What's black, white, and red all over? And interracial man with multiple stab wounds.

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The easter bunny should be a platypus. Bunnies do not lay eggs. Platypuses do, however, and are the only mammals that lay eggs.

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Why did the little boy chase after his ball? Because it rolled away

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Why couldn't the bartender sell alcoholic beverages? He got fired

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a man walked into a bar, sat down and had a drink with his friends.

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Why do people hate Jews? Because there is nothing to like about them

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sugar is sweet, Who gives a shit

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They say that men are from Mars, and women are from Venus. If that is true, then who on Earth are we? [L]

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In this country, you gotta get the money first. Then when you get the money, you get the power. Then when you get the power, you get shot the F*** up at the end of Scarface.

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What happend to the chicken that crossed the road? He got hit by a truck.

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What does a black person and ebola have in common? They both kill people

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Guy 1 : "I like your hat." Guy 2: "That's my hair, you moron."

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Whats worse than 10 babies nailed to one tree 1 baby nailed to 10

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: This is actually a really good question which leads me to wonder why the farmer let the chicken out in the first place.

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Why did the blonde kid that was really gay He got a bad case of HIV

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Why do chickens have feathers? Because chickens are birds and birds have feathers.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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