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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What sound does a dog make? WOOF What sound does a cat make? MEOW What sound does a giraffe make? ...

what did little johnny get his grandfather for christmas?nothing his grandfather died on thanksgiving

What's the difference between tires and a black guy? Tires don't scream once there are chains around them. ;)

I like my babies how I like my chips. Chopped up and in a bag.

Malcom: Knock Knock. Jessica: Who's there? Malcom: It's Malcom. Jessica: Okay. Come in.

Dont listen to your heart all it dose is BEAT BEAT BEAT

What did the monkey say to the African American? Monkeys cannot speak, therefore it would not be able to communicate with an African American, who is an equally respected member of the community, in an efficient way.

Fine, ladies first.

A man walks into a bar. He hits his head, and then goes to the nearest drinking establishment.

What do you call a lord of the rings poster with nothing on it? A piece of paper

Why does it get hot after a basketball game? Because of the crowd all breathing out carbon dioxide and the high level of activity generating excess body heat.

Knock Knock Who's there? The Police The Police who? YOU'RE UNDER ARREST! GET DOWN ON THE FLOOR! NOW!

Rebecca Black walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender doesnt serve her because she is 12.

Roses are red, violets are red, tulips are red, oh shit my gardens on fire!!!

What's green and brown, and if it fell out of a tree on you it would kill you? A billiard table?

Q: Why did the mom try to wake up a sleeping bag? A: Because it's morning and her kid is curled up inside fast asleep

Q:Why was the black guy carrying a gun A:He's a cop

Why did the little girl walk into the wall? Because she was blind.

Why did the man launch his rocket into the sun? He didn't. Overcoming the sun's orbital pull would require your rocket to travel ~7,400,000 mph, which is a velocity that is impossible for today's rockets to reach.

what did the nostalgic robot barber say to all of his customers before cutting their hair? 0010101000011100101000100100100110101010100101010101010

Q: How do you win the tour defrance if you have one nut? A: Hard work and dedication.

Adam Claypool is a fag. and his mother sweats my cum. Now that we got that out of the way lets get to the jokes.

why did the fat woman die? ... because she tried to commit suicide and the ceiling collapsed on her.

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