- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

What did the Macedonian guy say to the Croatian guy? Both of our countries are from the former Yugoslavia.

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Two bars walk into a guy, and the bartender says, "You're telling the joke wrong, stupid!"

What did the man say after he was shot? Nothing, because the bullet hit the man with so much impact that he instantly died and was unable to talk at the current time. Others in the surrounding area walked by as if nothing was there.

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Whats the difference between a pizza and your opinion? I asked for the pizza

A hairy monster walks into a bar. It was halloween.

When my brother was hanging at YOUR cross, he asked "daddy" "Oh father why!" Then lightning struck and the weather went to fuck. Moral: WHAT KIND OF RESPONSE IS THAT YOU PIECE OF SHIT!?

Why was the blonde so dumb? Because she came from a very poor family and could not afford a decent education

Don't hate the cosplayer hate the... Actually, I lied, hate the cosplayer.

A man walks into a bar. Three weeks later he gets a liver transplant.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she was clumsy. Nevertheless the accident was minor and she did not injure the arms that she had.

Two men walk in to a bar. The first man says "I'll have some H20" The second man says "I'll have some H20, too." They both received glasses of water.

What did the mentally disabled child say to the snowman? Mnnghhhmuhmuhhu ooh ooh ooh!

your mother is in alkatraz as she was sentenced to 25 to life due to false accusations

whats black and blue and has three legs? An abused deformed person.

What do you want to be when you grow up? I want to be a .... The boy didn't finish his sentence because he got hit by a fridge.

What do you call a chicken who eats chicken. Cannibal

Why did Greg move to the Lake District? Because his dog died and the family is in mourning.

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender immediately shoots it in the face with a double barrel shotgun, ending the rabid animal's life

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I suck at poetry. Nice tits.

If I had a nickel for everyday I lived...... I would get a nickel a day

what does a beer and a priest have in common? They both are cold refreshing beverages, except for the priest.

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