- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

Knock know! Who's there? Aids! Aids who? Aids! Aids who? Orange! Orange who? Orange you glad I'm not aids!

What do you call a black man who lands on the moon? An astronaut...f*cking racist.

Excuse me. Oh, would you mind hitting the 15th floor button for me? Thanks.

* two sisters are making yo mam jokes* * mom turns around* mom: Hey yo mama so stupid ... sister one: ummmm.... sister two: sure thats not you?

Q: Why is it funny to laugh at gay men? A: They like men.

What do you call a man with a seagull on his head? Whatever his name happens to be.

Bill had two options the red truck or the blue sedan. Your mother is a whore.

Hitler walks in to pizza pizza, the manager asks how many? L

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EVERYONE NEEDS TO UNDERSTAND!! DYSLEXICS ARE TEOPLE POO!

Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

What did the boy with cancer, no arms, and no legs get for his birthday? Nothing he was dead.

speak now or forever hold your pee

How many Azheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side!

European on my shoes, buddy.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Canoe Well one is a human, beating heart, and the other is a small boat you row in

How many cans does the average alcoholic drink in one night? None. Cans are solid and therefore cannot be drank.

Why did the blonde walk into the bar? To get a beer.

What do you call a full refrigerator? A freezer

HAVE A GOOD DAY. DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO.

what is the difference between gravel and dead baby guts? i dont eat gravel.

Knock knock who's there? Gary Glitter ?_?

If you have 12 apples and I have 12 ice cubes how many pancakes fit on a roof? Purple because aliens don't wear hats.

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