- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two blondes were in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their car with a coat hanger. They had left the keys inside and no-one was around to help.

Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's better if you don't understand

Yo mama so fat......Hiroshima.

Want to hear a scary story?' I was droppin a two ball and the monster walked in

Why did the blind man walk into a shop He didin't walked into a wall

Your momma's so fat that she contracted type 2 diabetes and died at a young age because obesity is a huge problem in America.

What do you call a man with no arms in the middle of the ocean? Mike.

Heyy everyone text this number 320-510-3277 Kay ask him why he poops the bed at age 17 .. His name is mike geier.. Haha

what do you call a black man in a cop car? a policeman

What did the Jewish kid get for Christmas? Nothing, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

A man rode into town on friday and left on friday how did he manage this? He stayed for a week

A dog was barking at a tree

What can a pizza do that a Jew can't? Pizzas can't do anything, so the answers are infinite.

What's worse than discovering a hornet's nest next to your house? Being raped.

What do humans and fish both have in common? They both live underwater, apart from humans.

whats the difference between and black guy and a bench? a bench can supoort a family

Roses are red.........I slept with someone else

Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8-9-10.

What's green, has four legs and falls from trees? A praying mantis that lost a battle and had it's frongt two legs removed causing it to lose balance and gripand plumet groundward from the tree.

Did the Jewish surgeon charge extra for circumcisions? Nope, he just kept the tips

What is green and fuzzy and when it falls from a tree, your dead? A pool table.

What is green and if it fell on you from a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, So what is the colour violet for?

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