How many Mexicans eating a Taco in California does it take to fix a lightbulb? 1

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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A little boy walks into a bar its fine, he's over 21, he just looks younger.

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Yo mama so fat, when the waiter handed her the menu, she said "yes"

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Yo mama so ugly she's ridiculed daily and has frequent suicidal thoughts.

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Daughter: Dad I have some news for you Dad: What is it? Daughter: I am pregnant Dad: ... I am so happy I am going to have a grandson, my 27 year old daughter just married and now pregnant, this is a great day!

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Yo momma's so poor, she needs to work 2 jobs to support her family.

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Is your refrigerator running? I heard there was a power outage in your area.

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Why is the chicken afraid of the tiger? Chickens are inferrior to tigers and could easily be eaten.

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Why did the monkey cross the road? Because he saw the chicken do it.

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A woman takes a shortcut through a dark alley. She is raped, robbed, and murdered. Her family mourns her death.

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock...

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If a man is called a manly man, what is a dude called? A dudely dude.

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whats not funny and has access to a computer and reasonable internet? Me

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When an anvil and a feather are dropped off a building the anvil will hit the ground first because it's heavy

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What is the difference between a painting and Jesus? It only takes one nail to put up a painting

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I wear my sunglasses at night. I'm always getting into car accidents.

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What happens if you jump on barbed wire, but break your fall? You hurt your arm as well.

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I pregnant woman wakes in the night because she had a mis-carriage.

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Shakespeare walks into a bar, Having just seen someone that has been dead for over 400 years, the young man in the corner quits his drug addiction; it was clearly messing with his brain.

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How did the mom quiet her screaming baby? She threw it out the window.

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What do you call a boy with no arms and legs? Simply a pillow

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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