Why was the little boy afraid of the dentist because he was a pedophile

There was a man and a woman. In a lodge all alone ready to create a child. instead of having sex he violently punched her in the face and stabbed her in her armpits until her loud screams for help had stopped.

Name three similarities between racism and sexism I, S and M

I was just thinking of how much i laughed at the challenger launch.

What's sad about Justin bieber getting thrown off of a cliff Nothing

What are the last words of a child dieing of cancer ? Nothing because he is to ill to speak

Roses are red, Violets are red, Tulips are red, As you can tell...a lot of blood has been spilt today.

What's been hit millions of times? A woman married to an abusive husband.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? HE WAS DEAD STUPID IDIOT.

Why was the boy sad? Because his mother and father had just disowned him.

Why is this the worst joke ever? Because it isn't even funny.

White NBA players.

What's the best part about having sex with twenty four year olds? There's twenty of them.

There once was a man from Nantucket, Who had an average-sized penis he only used during monogamous sex with his spouse.

- why did the chicken cross the road? why? - to get to your house. - knock knock. who's there? - the chicken.

1: Knock Knock? 2: Who's There? *runs*

How do you get a black man out of a tree? Politely say "Hey you, get out of the tree."

Why did the racist guy die? Because the black guy stabbed him with a fork.

What's the difference between an apple and a banana? One's an apple.

Q: Why is Little Johnny in the hospital with a bullet wound and a broken arm? A: I shot him of his bike.

Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. One of its legs is both the same

What is Arnold Schwarzenegger's favorite lollipop? Choppa Chups.

Q: There was a cinnamon bun and a cow out flying, one of them fell.. who? A: The cinnamon bun because cinnamon bun's can't fly.

a man paints himself yello shrinks himself and walks into a baber shop then he relizes that the sizers are yello so he gets cut up into shreds and dies. THE END!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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