- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between tires and a black guy? Tires don't scream once there are chains around them. ;)

What do you call a dog that has no legs? It doesn't matter because he will never come.

Why did the plane crash? The Pilot Wash a Loaf of Bread

How do you get a bunch of baby guts out of a bathtub? A lot of tostitos.

two men are in a bathroom (note they are not in the same stall) the guy on the left says how are you and the guy on the right says hold on im pooping.

Why didn't the guy have kids? He didn't want them

What did the girl say before she jumped a bridge? "Do you think I can jump off this bridge?"

Whats black and yellow and makes you laugh? A bus full of niggers driving of a cliff

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Whats black, blue, and red all over? A man who has just been severally beaten.

Whats worse than finding a maggot in your apple? Getting Raped

Yo mommas so fat that when she walked into the ocean all the whales were far away. However, if the whales did happen to be closer to your mom it would be highly improbable that they would sing.

How do you make a dog hate you for the rest of its life? Steal its bone and beheaded it.

What's worse than eating half a worm? Eating somebody's brain.

what did little johnny get his grandfather for christmas?nothing his grandfather died on thanksgiving

What dosent kill you only makes you injured

What sound does a dog make? WOOF What sound does a cat make? MEOW What sound does a giraffe make? ...

What's green and brown, and if it fell out of a tree on you it would kill you? A billiard table?

I like my babies how I like my chips. Chopped up and in a bag.

why did the fat woman die? ... because she tried to commit suicide and the ceiling collapsed on her.

Why does it get hot after a basketball game? Because of the crowd all breathing out carbon dioxide and the high level of activity generating excess body heat.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Police The Police who? YOU'RE UNDER ARREST! GET DOWN ON THE FLOOR! NOW!

A man walks into a bar. He hits his head, and then goes to the nearest drinking establishment.

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