- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Your physician, you're going to die.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Not to a blind guy.

Simon: Knock Knock Alfredo: Who's there? Simon: Wire Alfredo: Wire Who SImon? Simon: Wire are you asking me this!!!!

Why was 6 afraid of seven? well if 7 8 9 then what happened to the rest?

Roses are red Violets are blue. most poems rhyme but this one doesn't!

your mamma so fat... she went to hell.

Q: What did the fish say when it swam into a concrete wall? A: Fish don't have vocal cords that allow them to speak in a way discernable by humans, and if they did, it would just sound garbled and bubbly due to their being underwater.

Why was the little boy afraid of the dentist because he was a pedophile

Roses are red, Violets are red, Tulips are red, As you can tell...a lot of blood has been spilt today.

Name three similarities between racism and sexism I, S and M

I was just thinking of how much i laughed at the challenger launch.

What are the last words of a child dieing of cancer ? Nothing because he is to ill to speak

What's sad about Justin bieber getting thrown off of a cliff Nothing

What do you call a deer with only one leg? A one legged deer. What do you call a deer with one leg, one eye and lives in Rome? Still a one legged deer.

There was a man and a woman. In a lodge all alone ready to create a child. instead of having sex he violently punched her in the face and stabbed her in her armpits until her loud screams for help had stopped.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was shot in the head. Plus the fact that it was his first attempt on a bike made it highly unlikely to succeed anyway.

1: Knock Knock? 2: Who's There? runs

How do you get a black man out of a tree? Politely say "Hey you, get out of the tree."

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? HE WAS DEAD STUPID IDIOT.

What's been hit millions of times? A woman married to an abusive husband.

What is Arnold Schwarzenegger's favorite lollipop? Choppa Chups.

Q: There was a cinnamon bun and a cow out flying, one of them fell.. who? A: The cinnamon bun because cinnamon bun's can't fly.

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