Why is it good to date twenty eight year olds? Because there is twenty of them.

Why would a baby cry? Because it's being put through a juicer.

when u cant say fuck say firetruck because it starts with f and it ends with uck ?firetruck?

A horse walk into a bar. Several people leave, as they recognize the potential danger in the situation.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the hospital because his wife has multiple STD's

Nuclear Bombs are bad. But erections are good.......as long as they are stroked

A dog was dying on the side of the road. I drove 50 meters ahead and saw it again. I was on shrooms.

8 muslims walk into a bar You know why. Because their suicidal bombing plans were put off until Tuesday

Roses are red Violets are blue Ebola is present And so are u

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

Whats Big, Brown, and smells like Horse Crap? Horse Crap

Q. What do you call a person with no arms, legs, torso, or head? A. A mutilated corpse.

Roses are red Violets are blue I gotta go to the bathroom

What is red and has wheels? Grass, I lied about it being red and having wheels.

What did the white man say to the muslim? Hi

Roses are red Violets are blue I have multiple personality disorder And so do we

Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender immediately shoots it in the face with a double barrel shotgun, ending the rabid animal's life

How do you make a black person mad? Set his house on fire.

what did jacob say to coach a joke

what does a beer and a priest have in common? They both are cold refreshing beverages, except for the priest.

If I had a nickel for everyday I lived...... I would get a nickel a day

What do you call a chicken who eats chicken. Cannibal

your mother is in alkatraz as she was sentenced to 25 to life due to false accusations

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