- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A guy walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender asks why the long face. The guy responds because cancer is a horrible disease. Oh yah did I mention the guy has cancer? $

So I picked my nose while peeing, and it fell in the toilet so I didn't have to wipe it on anything. This is more of a story I wanted to share than a joke

What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a woman? Sex

Do you know any anti-jokes. Yeah, I do. It's a bit pointless though.

Q: Why did the boy cross the road? A: Because he was getting chased by a pedophile

What's green and eats rocks? A green rock-eater.

what did the chocolate bar say to the ice cream cone? nothing: chocolate bars can't talk

why was the blond so easy,because ALL blonds are whores.

A man walks into a bar…. he then looks around checking to make sure no one saw this abashing action. He sees no one did then plashing a big smile on hst face he begins to strut forward only to trip over an empty can of spray cheese. it is important to note that this spray cheese was low fat

What did the Apostle John say to Jesus of Nazareth? "Oh, blow it out your butthole."

Why did Hitler kill himself? He saw his gas bill.

on a planet, in a galaxy, far far away... you have cancer

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender immediately shoots it in the face with a double barrel shotgun, ending the rabid animal's life

Why did the chicken cross the road...

What was the last thing that went into the head of the space pilot of the Challenger shuttle right before it crashed? He was probably thinking about his wife and family...

Yesterday I told a chemistry joke. There was no reaction.

Why didn't Susan go to school on show-and-tell day? Because she's dead.

How can you tell the difference between a black guy and a white guy? skin color

Q. What is the difference between a bird and a fly? A. A bird can fly, but a fly can't.

Roses are red Violets are blue Refrigerators are whitWhen falling from trees, they kill you

what do you get a man with no arms or legs for his birthday? a quick, painless death.

Whats red and smells like Bacon. Bacon

What do you get when you cross Bambi and a ghost? Bamboo

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are red I'm colorblind

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