Your mother is so fat, that making fun if her is a terrible thing to do.

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What did the woman get for her 18th birthday? Stabbed to death.

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A man walks into a bar and poops his pants. He left because of the embarrassment.

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why are there so many peadofiles in the world? sexy kids.

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What's black on top, and white on the bottom? Rape.

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you pick up 10 students from a school, you buy a pish from the fet store, and then drive to new york whos driving the bus? a fat guy with a level 80 org in world of warcraft

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A man walks into a bar. He leaves a large rucksack by the pool table and walks out. The rucksack then explodes and kills 13 people because it is the height of the Troubles and the man is a member of the IRA, who targetted the bar because it is regularly visited by British servicemen. The media extensively cover the story, and the two sides of the conflict in Northern Ireland decide that the bloodshed must stop, which eventually made way to the Good Friday agreement of 1998.

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Man: I just bought this hearing aid Friend: How much did it cost Man: No it's 8 o'clock

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Roses are red. Violets are grey. People hate me. Mongoose.

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Q:What do you call a cow with no legs? A:A hamburger.

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What do you call an animal killed on the side of the road? A false accusation towards an inanimate object that has no other purpose then providing a safe and smooth ride for drives all around the world.

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Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? "Dwane!" I don't know any Dwane. Perhaps you have the wrong address. "Oh. Sorry to have bothered you!"

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Lightning strikes 2 year old baby.

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Wanna here a funny joke? Will is straight HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA hes gay

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An ant walks into a bar. Nobody Notices...

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A Terrorist walks into an airport. - He then blows himself up.

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Why am I sad right now? Because I just Sh*t my pants.

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A black guy NOT arrested for being black.

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How many Mexicans eating a Taco in California does it take to fix a lightbulb? 1

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Your mom is so black, i shot a bullet at her. It came back and said i need a flashlight.

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What did one lawyer say to the other? Hello

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I was sitting in traffic the other day. I was runover.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Boo Boo Who? Boo Smith

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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