Q. Why was the Asian boy crying A. Because i stabbed his family

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What was the last thing to go through Kurt Cobain's mind? His teeth.

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You:Knock knock friend:who's there you:come in friend come on who you:come in your mother

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Why couldn't Bob pick up his pen? Because a nuclear bomb just set off where he lives and it incinerated everything.

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what is red and smells like paint red paint

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what do you get when a white woman and black man have a child? either a girl or a boy

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Why did the stereo break? Cause little Johnny threw a bat at it.

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swag

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Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at a grocery store? Because I wanna spill some milk on the floor so they can call spill on aisle 9 and I'll be there waiting for you and watch you clean my mess.

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What did the legless veteran get for christmas, The same grenade that blew up his legs.

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Why didn't the girl paint her nails white? Because in this society, that would be considered racist.

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what's red and has seven feet? the red man who had seven feet as a result of a serious genetic mutation

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A man jumped off a cliff and wished he could fly. He was hit by a plane

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What? Huh?

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- Why an Asian crossed the road? - Because he wanted to.

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Why couldn't the boy talk? He had his fathers hairy scrote was in his mouth

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Why did simran go over to maliyah and emma and andrea and alice and amanda and Every other fat ugly chicks house? Cause he cant fu*k anybody else!!!!!

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a grasshopper walks into a bar the bartender says hey we have a drink named after you the grasshopper says what dave?

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Roses are red... Violets are blue... I have Alzheimers... CHEESE ON TOAST

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What did the Macedonian guy say to the Croatian guy? Both of our countries are from the former Yugoslavia.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I was raped when i was little.

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Next time someone says "I have mad money"... Say "whys it mad"

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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Most adults can swim. Current government studies are investigating similar skills in babies. With unnecessarily large pools.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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