Hey you must be a parking ticket, because your yellow.

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What did the cute little girl get for Christmas? Raped

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Why didn't the jew spend his paycheck? He wanted to save money for the future

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Why was the black man out of a job? because he was recently laid off and had not found any job offerings that he would be interested in

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"Wise old man, what is the meaning of life?" "I don't know why do people think old people are so wise these days?"

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Charlie Sheen is winning

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A man walks into a bar with a frown on his face His dog just died

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How many NRA members does it take to change a lightbulb? MORE GUNS!

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what did the homeless person get for Cristmas? nothing.

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KARL KARASHIAN - FACEBOOK

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Why didn't the little asian kid go to his friends party? Because he wasnt invited.

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How do you make your friends more positive ? Infect them with HIV.

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A black man was walking down the street wearing a ski mask. It was cold outside.

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What time is it when an elephant jumps over your fence? Actually, elephants don't jump.

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What's the difference between a Rabbi and a Priest? One's a Jew, one's a Christian

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What did the Germans cook in their giant oven made for cooking jews? Jews.

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Why did the woman make so many sandwiches? She was a mother catering for her child's sporting event.

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Its a long story, I got two balance nerves, I technically got four ear drums (relax you cant see it nor anything,neither can doctors without weird unpleasant stuff), I got about twice the number of synapses as regular people, and well, that makes me pretty damn good at some things, and a total retard at others.

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There were three blondes hanging off a freezing cold helicopter. A burnette, a red head, and a blonde. The redhead's hands were getting cold so she let go so she could blow on them to keep them warm. She fell off the helicopter and down the cliff. A little later, the burnette did the same thing, i mean their hands were cold. But the blode then said " guys, your doing it wrong. You have to do it like this." She blew one hand at a time, " not like this: she showed them how they did it and fell off too.

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What do you call a girl with no arms and legs? Whatever her name is.

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A police officer walks into a bar. He uses the ATM and withdraws 20 dollars. After greeting the bartender he leaves the establishment and proceeds to go on duty. The cop was really friendly.

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A Sodium atom walks into a bar. A Chlorine atom bumps into it, taking the electron, then making a bond. Suddenly, the police come in. They arrest the Chlorine atom, of course, but they also arrest the Sodium atom. He says, "what did I do?" The policemen say, "you're too ugly to be out in public."

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hi hey i hate you why you ate my mother she tasted good i like fried chicken ITS A SMALL WORLD! SO DO I well lets go to the beach ok

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I hear Lebron has a new phone. He has it on silent all the time. It's because he doesn't want to disturb anyone around him while they prepare for important games in which he will be an indispensable part of, especially during the 4th quarters of the NBA Finals.

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