- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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HOREY SHIT!! OMFG!! I win? Yeah I think so.. Wait. Why am I talking to myself.. Aww not again.. My doctor warned me about this.. D:

what did the white man say to the mexican man when the mexican stepped in poop? you have poop on your toe

If a tree falls on a woman and there is no one around to hear it, chocolate milk.

How many theropists does it take to change a lightbulb? -only one, but it takes a very long time and the lightbulb has to want to change.

Two kids are playing basketball. One says to the other, "FAILMUFFIN!" The basketball flies out of bounds.

Why was the giant scorpion sad? Because the Holocaust killed his entire family.

Whats tha difference between blacktop and an airplane wing??? Well, alot. I bet you knew that.

Stevie Wonder valentine: Roses are black, Violets are black, everything is black, I cant see shit!

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What is green and slow Grass.

What can fit between breasts? Is long? And gets hard when you jerk it? A seatbelt.

What did the lion say on a hot day in Africa? Nothing, lions can't talk.

Why was it sad for black guys drove off a cliff? There two more seats

How do you make a baby not cry? Do not throw a brick at it. ANTI-JOKE

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

a morman walks into a bar, he buys a 7up.

why is it good to be a fireman? because they save lives

what can you blow up and sleep with at night? An air mattress

What did the mushroom say to the carrot? Is this even important given the current state of world affairs?

What's worse than finding an apple in your worm? Lebron traveled

Why did The Chicken cross The Road? The Chicken was a new drug dealer to town and he did a deal with The Road , the town's existing drug dealer (they used these nicknames to hide their identities), but then back stabbed him to try and take the whole area for himself. Money and Power, as always.

Why does manure smell like poop? Because it is poop.

Jack and Jill ran up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and died.

What's bloody and has wheels? The Holocaust I lied about the wheels.

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