- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did sarah have to do overtime at work? because i set her house on fire

Have you seen the blind man's new house? No. Neither has he.

A guy went to a girl asked if she wanted to have sex with him. She said yes and they promptly had sex.

Why did the Mexican jump the border? Because his mom told him the grass was always greener on the other side... She lied.

Knock knock Whos there Your Ma Your Ma who Your ma's in jail!!!

"Merry Christmas, Mom! My gift to you is...ME!" "I brought you into this life you disrespectful brat!" He then proceeds to a cliff.

1 I've been diagnosed with-- 2 I don't give a f*ck, go die in a hole!

So there were these two ovens in a muffin. One oven said "Holy fuck it's muffiny in here." The other oven said "Holy fuck a talking oven!"

There once was a man from Madrass, whose balls were made out of brass. This was incredibly embarrassing for him, and rendered him infertile and impotent, which in turn affected his relationships with women.

Damn kids and their evasive tactics.

why didn't the unicorn have a horn? It was a horse. Why didn't the horse have a horn? it was not a unicorn.

Oh, go away

A:how many notzies dose it change a light bulb B:none they made the jewish do it. :(

What do you call a Muslim man flying a plane? The pilot.

Your mama's so stupid, she gave birth to YOU.

How do you make your children nice? You dont have any.

A Japanese man, a Canadian man and a French woman walk into a bar. They do not converse because they don't speak the same language.

What do you do when you see a half-dead black man on the floor? Call an ambulance before he bleeds out causing sepsis.

Chuck Norris once stared in a show called Walker: Texas Ranger.

Where were guinea pigs created? Probably in Guinea Land or something.

Why did lil' Jenny fall off the swing? She had no arms.

There was a papa tomato, a mama tomato, and a baby tomato. Coincidentally, it was also Tuesday.

Hey i just met you, and this us crazy! Heres some toilet paper, wipe my ass maybe?

Why did the man not get home to his loving family? He blew up.

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