A cricket walks into a bar and the bartender says,"Hey, we have a drink named after you!' and the cricket says,"Oh really? You have a drink named Joe?"

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why did the family get sick?? because i fucked a girl with a parsnip then sold the parsnip to a family with 4 small children

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Doctor Doctor I keep thinking I`ve got a car behind me. Don`t worry about that you have aids.

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Call me Ishmael. Or don't. Well, you can, but I'm not forcing you. You could call me Steve or Bob, it's not really that important. I'm just around here anyway to tell about a huge white dick. A whale dick. A SPERM whale dick. Never mind. Or the guy whose obsessed with it. No, it's not what it sounds like. He just wants to stab it with his harpoon. Wait, that sounds even worse. Whatever. Anyway, call me Ishmael...

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What's worse than a baby nailed to a tree? Ten babies nailed to a tree. What's worse than ten babies nailed to a tree? One baby nailed to ten trees.

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Why couldn't the boy in the wheelchair sue the man making fun of him? Because he couldn't get up the stairs to court.

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Why did the black man cross the road? To rape the girl on the other side.

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Brian knew how to save the world from the death penalty: "Let's kill everybody who is not against it." So I killed Brian and waste my time in death row now.

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What's red and black and looks good on a Jew? A bullet wound.

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A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

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A Penguin Waddles into Abercrombie and Fitch.

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NASCAR

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What is a white man in a white shirt called A white man in a white shirt

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Obama One Big Ass Mistake America

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My dad weights 350 lbs. He decided to switch to diet soda.

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yo mama so fat she died from a heart attack

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Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Duh!!!."

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Columbus Day... A day to remember the anniversary of Columbus enslaving America.

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what do you call a man with no arms or legs? numerous abusive terms as you kickk him to death.

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A circus clown climbs to the top of a five-storey ladder and dives into a foot-deep pool of water below. His neck is broken on impact. RIP Chuckles.

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Cripples are lame.

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A Chinese man... pulling another Chinese man in one of those carts behind him.

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man:"gullible is written on the celling" boy looks up

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What do you call a feminist that believes that all women have just as many rights as men? Stupid.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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