- Anti Joke

Q: What did the boy with cancer get for Christmas? A: He died on Christmas Day, before his parents could tell him they had maxed out their credit cards to take him to Disney World. His father has since relapsed into alcoholism. He knows his wife is cheating on him with another man, but understands that she needs comfort that he cannot give her.

I was eating a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

A man went to his doctor and said, "Doctor, every time I hit my hand with a hammer, it hurts!" Then both him and his doctor died; so it didn't matter.

A kid walks into a ctholic school and asks about the therory of evolution.

What's worse than a paper cut? 2 paper cuts.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem, Penis knuckle.

Q: What's the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? A: I don't have a Porsche in my garage. But I don't have a pile of dead babies either. So, yeah.

Whats funnier than a guy in a wheelchair? A guy on the floor squirming to get back in his wheelchair.

What is the opposite of a joke ? Racism

A man walks into a store with a faulty washing machine. He provides a valid guarantee receipt at the customer service desk and it is replaced without an issue

What did the little calculator grow up to be? Nothing

What's 18 inches long and makes women scream? Crib death.

Why was the black guy sad? Because he has a knife through his throat

knock knock who`s there me oh come in

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is white but you can't see it? A bottle of milk around the corner.

What's the difference between 10 dead baby's and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

how do you see the difference between a ceiling and a floor? people dont walk on a ceiling

What do you call a black priest? Holy shit.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia So do I

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