- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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chuck norris can round house kick reasonably well

Why did the blonde woman decide to get plastic surgery? Because she was self-conscious and unhappy with the way she looked.

what does the monster eat after going to the dentist? the dentist

What do you do when you see someone from the kkk? Accept what you saw and move on with your day

Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michelangelo.

Whats the opposite of purple? Your adopted

A bison trots into a bar. The bartender says, "My pee makes bubbles in the toilet." Amazed by the urination fact, the bison explodes.

what is worse - this joke or the last one? what is worse still - sex what is worster - nothing that's not a real word what is wurst? a type of sausage

You know what's gay? Grabbing another man's penis.

Q. What did the barber say to the Italian kid? A. Do you want your hair cut or should I just change the oil.?

Knock Knock Whos there? Opportunity

Q. How can you tell if your arm is broken? A. Break it.

Yo mom as so dumb.... That she has a low IQ

a guy on the street throws a boy between 2 priests

Holocaust jokes are not funny. And I don't see the humor behind them.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

Yo' mom is so fat, She should probably consider a low fat diet in which no more than 30% of the calories are from fat.

What did the man say to the other man? I would have no clue because I am deaf

What stops a train? A missile

Why was the baby crying? Because she had a frog nailed to her face.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet You have pancreatic cancer

why did Sarah fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? not sarah

Q. What does the kool aid man say when he breaks into a wall A. Ow

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? He has retinopathy of prematurity and was born blind.

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