Q: What did the Jew get for Christmas? A: Nothing you dumbass, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

If a red house is made out of red bricks, and a blue house is made out of blue bricks, what is a green house made out of? Green bricks.

Austin do your class work. Quit looking at anti-jokes. Yes you the one that goes to RRHS.

Why couldn't the cat drink it's milk? Because it didn't have a face.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I told him to. I'm very influential.

What do you call a dog with 3 legs? Just because it has 3 legs dosnt mean you have to call it anything different

How do you give a cold sore to catnip? Because he needed lemon juice

Whats funny and has 2 wheels The holocaust, I lied about the wheels, and the funny

If dogs hate cats and cats hate mice, than what do mice hate? Themselves.

Why cant Hellen Keller read? Because shes dead!!!

A black man was walking down the street wearing a ski mask. It was cold outside.

I'm a vegan thats why I am still a Virgin.

Who is JP? A really smart kid! HAHA jk

What has no eyes no arms no legs and the lack of a brain? You for liking this joke

A woman walks into a bar.

what's 6 inches long and women love? my penis

A stipper walked into a club, though it was a golf club so she tripped and cracked her skull on it.The end.

Why do asians get good grades? Because they study very hard and want to achieve success so they can provide for their families.

Why has 8 wheels and costs more than a Lamborghini? Two Lamborghinis.

A Jewish man walks by a penny.

Why did the slut suck a dick? Because she's a slut.

Harold Camping and the May 21st 2011 rapture.....

What do you call man who travels on foot? a pedestrian

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