- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the deal with airline food? Nothin. It's quite scrumcious.

I love Japan. It's the bomb.

Why was the lemon wearing a blue shirt? Because its red shirt was dirty.

What's the meaning of life? I don't know.

Why wouldn't Helen Keller be able to drive if she was alive today? She would be inside her coffin not knowing how to get out

Q: What do you call a pair of dead babies lying on the ground? A: Slippers

Why did Santa die? Because he got diabetes from so many cookies

Your mother is so fat when she jumps she comes backs down.

Why did James drop his ice-cream? He was mourning the loss of his mother to terminal illness so he threw himself in front of a train.

why did the other chicken cross the road peer pressure

What's straight and famous. Ryan Secrest I was just kidding about the stright

What do you call a squirrel in my yard? Dead.

Your mamma so fat she bungie jumped straight to hell

How do you know if you have athlete's foot? You ask your doctor, and he will tell you.

Two men walk into a bar and begin ordering drinks. Both men engage in polite conversation with each other. At the end of the night they each take taxi's home because they realize the potential risk they pose to others if they drive intoxicated.

Q: Did you hear about the fire at the circus? A: It was in tents!

Q: How do you kill a goblin if the fries are next to the sushi? A: Yes. Walruses have nostrils and rubber chickens don't like microwaves!

I haven't had sex for about 2 years, 10 months, 20 days and 4 minutes. It doesn't bother me though.

What is the difference?

I have a horse.

Feminism.

Look at the statement immediately below. Look at the statement immediately above. Hahaha! You cannot read this text! Therefore, the following joke fails to qualify as a joke and is therefore an anti-joke by virtue of constitution: Yo mama!

Your mamma's so dumb, she's had problems functioning in society, due to illiteracy problems, and a general incomprehension of her surroundings and own thoughts.

Roses are red Oranges are orange Nothing rhymes with orange Forever alone

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