- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. How can you tell if your arm is broken? A. Break it.

why did Sarah fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? not sarah

What's the difference between an ostridge? It can neither fly.

A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are about to be executed by a firing squad. Before they shoot the brunette, they ask if she was any last words. “Look, a tornado!” Then they shoot her.

cancer

Dane Cook makes a joke.

You're so fake, Barbara Millicent Roberts is jealous of you.

what is big white and hurts when it falls on you out of tree? A refrigerator

Once a man asked a lady working at the supermarket, Can I see your avocados? She kindly walked him over to the rack where they were being held.

How much does a dead battery cost? Nothing, it's free of charge.

What is the difference between a black man dead in the middle of the road... and a deer dead in the middle of the road? One is a human and one is an animal

What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing, fruit can't talk.

Knock Knock. Who's There? Orange. Orange Who? No, this is Homeland Security. We have raised the current terrorism threat level to Orange, which means there is a high risk of terrorist attacks. Please report any suspicious behavior.

What's 18 inches long and makes women scream? Crib death.

What do you call a black guy who works at McDonald's? A worker, you racist piece of shit!

Q.what do you call a dead baby? A. a dead baby

What's worse than an hours detention? Gettind raped by a horse anally.

Snape dies. ^ Spoiler Alert tarelona major

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

a potato walks into a bar. people stare as it is physically impossible for a potato to walk since it is a vegetable

Your mothers so dumb that when she had to take a math test, she received a significantly lower grade than the rest of her classmates.

Poop

Three Lawyers are walking, one falls down, gets up and continues walking

A: my name is Joe and i like onion B: ok

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