Why wouldnt you want to hit a black man that is on a bike with your car? It mite be your bike

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Hitler, Mussilini, And Hideki Tojo Walk In To A Bar Mitzvah, Everyone Was Brutally Murdered & No One Survived.

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What did the Dildo say to the banana? Nothing, unless you're high on acid.

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An Englishman, and Irishman and a Scotsman are on a plane. The plan is carrying too much weight, and is destined to crash. They drop the luggage, but there is still too much weight on board. They drop the secondary engine, but there is still too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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what did Dr. Dre say? Nothing you idiots! Dr. Dre's dead!

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Your mother sleeps around so much that I worry that she may be taking too much medicine for her insomnia.

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when you smile the whole world stops and stares for a while because you have one tooth and its half chipped.. and your a black mexican red head.

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How many owls can you fit in a bath tub?

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Q: Why did the man have aids? A: He had unprotected sex with a man who had aids.

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What's the easiest way to get a cat out of a tree? Call the fire department and allow them to safely reach the cat and properly extract it from the tree while you watch from below.

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Why did a black man toss a bowl into the air? Because he just got it from the microwave and it was extremely hot.

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what did the kid with no hair get for christmas? cancer.

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roses are red, windows are clear, get off your ass and bring me a beer

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Whats a black and white and red all over? i dont know...who spends their time researching this kind of stuff

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What do you get when you cross a child and jt Rape

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your momma is so stupid shes fricken retarded

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What happens when a gay guy and a hillbilly enter at the same bar togather? a police dog nation gards and a priest had to stop the abomination.

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What do you get when you put your dick in a potato? A guy who is into creepy sex

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What's smaller then a midget? A baby midget.

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A baby seal walks into a club. :|

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My mother always said that jumping in piles of leaves was fun. That was before she died of pancreatic cancer.

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Snake: YES muahaha Eve eat the fruit from the three of wisdom muahahaha! Why do you not share with Adam? Muahahaha! Snake: Why is nothing happening? Then the sky opened and a heavenly voice spoke: "Well as long as none eats fruit from the three of KNOWLEDGE... Hmm, I better get rid of it altogether..." Snake: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

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Why is Skrillex so bad a fishing? He has Parkinson's Disease

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What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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