- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So this guy is waiting for a heart transplant. He dies.

How do you scare a plumber? Kill his family.

Q: What did little Jimmy get his grandfather for Christmas? A: Nothing his grandfather died on Thanksgiving

Why did the boy hate his mom? She was a fucking bitch.

why was the pineapple bullied at school? cuz it was a pineapple duhhhhhhh

Why was the boy sad? He was harassed by his mum who died in the 1800's and went into a depressive state in which he drove himself to death using a pair of pliers and a rechargeable battery. No, he really just stubbed his toe.

What happened when the Asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

Knock Knock.. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Daves dead. This is Darrell.

What's brown and red? I lied about the red, it's dirt.

What is long, hard, cries a lot, and can't fall down a man-hole? A baby with a javelin through its neck.

How do we know that Adam was white? We don't. The Bible doesn't specify the race or etnicity of either Adam or Eve.

What did Rachel (the columbine girl) get for her birthday?? Nothing she's dead.

When life throws lemons at you, just give up and commit suicide!

Why was the boy in a wheelchair raising money to buy a basketball uniform? Because wheelchair basketball is a popular sport

Knock Knock who's there? Steve Steve who? Steve. I already told you my name.

Q: Why did the son of the dad who went fishing with him die? A: Well, he was either eaten by a shark or drowned while being the bait before that.

Why were the Dinosaurs wiped out? Porridge.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "My wife is dying of terminal brain cancer."

Why did the man throw his son out the window? His house was on fire

Your mom's so fat that when she stepped on the scale at the doctors office the doctor said " hey i wanted your weight not your phone number"

Once, a woman told her son to be a peach and fetch some sugar. Little did she know that a genie heard her. The next day, she was horrified to find her son gone and a peach in his bed.

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knock, knock! who's there? i don't know i don't know who niether do i...

Do you know how I know you're gay? 'Cuz your dick taste like shit.

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