What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A Pogo Stick

Whats a black and white and red all over? i dont know...who spends their time researching this kind of stuff

What is similar about a white person and a white fence? Mexicans jump them.

A baby seal walks into a club. :|

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Someone threw a fridge at her

Why is Skrillex so bad a fishing? He has Parkinson's Disease

If I were in a room with you hitler, stalin, i would shoot hitler and stalin because they are horrible people.

Did you hear about the black kid that had a gun? Yeah, it's a.20 gage that his father bought him for Christmas so that he could go hunting together

Q. Where do all funny jokes come from? A. The people who made them up

Whats the difference between a garage full of dead babies and a garage full of money? I don't have a garage full of money

why did the little girl scream?She was afraid of clowns and hated small cars running around a tent

A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

A rabbi and a priest walk into a supermarket... They buy food, put in their cars, drive home and cook dinner.

I wife my butt after I poop. I poop out of my penis.

What's worse than a crying baby on a trans-Atlantic flight? A hungry lion on a trans-Atlantic flight.

laughter is the best medicine, unless you have cancer, then you will die.

Why did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

What's black, smoking, and sitting at the top of the stairs? Steven Hawking after a house fire.

A rapist and a little child walk through a dark forest. The little child says: "It's scary here." Rapist answers: "Tell me about, I gotta go back alone through here."

What did Rachel (the columbine girl) get for her birthday?? Nothing she's dead.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting stabbed.

Knock Knock "Who's there?" "This is Frank from Walside Windows just wondering if you wou..." (Door Slams Shut) "Damn those people are annoying"..

Just gonna stand there and watch me roar. But that's alright because I am a dinosaur.

Why was the bus company sued? For substandard national safety regulations

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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