- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did u think that last joke was funny? Well this one isnt

Why did the black guy cross the road? He didn't because he forgot to precede crossing the busy street with caution; therefore he was critically injured and then placed in a hospital.

what did the n i g g e r with alzheimers say to the c h i n k? 9/11 was the funniest fake joke since the holocaust and 9/11 and the holocaust and 9/11... and... what?

A small black boy was walking down the street. He ran into a police officer and the police officer shot him, why? A: Because the officer was racist.

So a woman goes to the doctor for an ultra-sound. The doctor says I have good news. The woman inquisitively replies what is it doctor, the doctor replies ; Your baby is Dead.

How do you kill a dumb blonde? Stab them in the chest 43 times.

Ask me if I'm a toaster Are you a toaster? No, I'm a tree.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face" The horse responds "My daughter has cancer"

whats the best kind of chocolate bar? a larsbar

why did the chicken cross the road? it wanted to why did the bubble gum cross the road? it was on the chickens foot

How do you get a clown off a swing? Hold his family at gun point

Why don't Black people Dream? Because the last one that did got shot.

Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

How do you teach another person's son to ride a bike? You don't. Let his real parents teach him to ride a bike.

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A waste of time because they just be playing soccer

In the movie Sherlock holms, why is Sherlock Holms gay?? --------------Because he is chasing "blackwood"

Roses are red, Violets are blue Poems don't have to rhyme

What did the construction worker bring with him to work? - Tools

Gretta has five legs? -no

Wanna hear a joke? Me neither.

What's the difference between a black man and a bench. The bucket.

"Good Morning, I'm Dr. Pepper" "Like the drink?" "Huh... yes... just like the drink" Would you mind to sit right here Mr..... "Nike" "Oh, just like the shoes" "How do you dare!"

why did the hobo want cancer so badly? he really needed a haircut

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