Chuck Norris farted and... several people looked around uncomfortably, not knowing how to react to the embarrassing situation.

Friends are like trees. They fall when hit multiple times with an axe.

What happens when an alien goes out in the rain It gets wet

what do all black jokes start with (look left look right)

A man says to his wife, "Honey, sex just hasn't been the same lately." "That's probably because of my yeast infection," replies his wife.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Nobody because a pineapple is not a proper home

Why did the redneck leave his wife? To marry his daughter.

A white player in the NBA. Wait...

Yo mommas so stupid, she has a slightly below average IQ.

why did the white man walk into the bar? He was thirsty

What do you call someone who explores wild cave systems? A spelunker.

Yo mama's so fat, she weighs over 400 pounds.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock...

Whats worse than losing your entire family in a car accident? Luikimia

What did Batman tell Robin before he got into the Batmobile? "Hey Robin, get in the Batmobile."

That is so fetch

Knock Knock Who's there? Sally Sally who? Haha I'm just kidding, I'm Jorge.

What is blue and has wheels? A disabled Smurf!

Q: What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? A: The wheel chair.

A plane crashes in a polish cemetery the authorities have found 2000 bodies

Roses are red Violets are blue I am adopted And so are you

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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