- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened when Suzy fell off the swing? She hurt herself.

I think everybody should have a penis. Does that make me a bad feminist?

Q: Why did the man have sex with Amanda Seyfried? A: Are you kidding me?

Why didn't the Irishman walk into the bar? Beacause he had killed himself the previous night as a result of his alcoholism.

What happens if you type "Michael Jackson" divided by "Friends" on a calculator? DIVIDE BY 0 ERROR.

Duck: got any grapes? Lemonade Seller: no the duck waddeld away and never came back for the guy has no grapes

Roses are red, violets are blue, I am white and I like cold food

why did the little boy drop his ice cream cone? because he was hit by the planes that hit twin towers

She likes her sex like she likes her penises. Without a woman.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms.

"I see" said the blind man to the deaf man... On the phone

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.. Why did the 2nd monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first moneky.. Why did the 3rd monkey fall out of the tree? It thought it was a game.. Why did the 4th monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure..

What did the plane say to the twin towers? Boom

Q: What did a rock say to a Another Rock? A: Don't take things for Granite!

Hello.

What happened to the guy who dropped his soap in the prison shower? His friend picked it up for him.

Q: a man in a camry runs over his wife. who's fault is it? A: toyota and their breaks.

A batch of muffins is baking in an oven. One muffin says to another... Oh sorry, scratch that, they can't talk; they're f***ing muffins. (CSC)

How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One, usually.

Ask me if I'm a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

my brother yells at me for singing in the shower so i scream "how can you hate from outside the tub when you cant even get in?"

here is a good joke... your moms a bitch END OF STORY!

I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

Why couldn't the dinosaur sing? Because dinosaurs are extinct

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