Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven is a serial rapist and has been harrassing six for months.

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My Mom was strutting down the runway. Then she got trampled by a plane.

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What did the homeless man get for his 34th birthday? 34 years of regret.

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I was going to write a joke about procrastination, but I haven't gotten to it yet.

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I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

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Watch brand new car videos at carvideos website

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A brachiosaurus walks into a cafe "Excuse me I'm an herbivore, can I have a full English breakfast, but with veggie sausages instead of normal sausages, and mushrooms instead of bacon?" Shop keeper: "No you can't. Your too big. You've destroyed my kitchen, and my livelihood. I have nothing left. You've accidently reduced my business to rubble by walking through the door"

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How long does it take for a black woman to have a shit. 9 months.

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You know how they say cats have nine lives? They don't.

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it thought it was a game. Why did the tree fall over? Because it thought it was a squirrel.

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What's red and smells like blue paint? Fetus Blood. Due to the low concentration of iron, it gives it an aroma of paint.

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Hickory Dickory Dock My dog died today.

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Want a fight? You Spelt F**K wrong O.o

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Why did the little girlbnot wake up? Because her mother smothered her in her sleep.

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What will your friend do after you kill him? Nothing, he is dead.

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What did the paralyzed kid get for his 18th birthday? A boner.

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Justin Bieber.

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What did John look at when Meghan Fox took off her shirt? her undershirt

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how to name your chinese kid. throw a spoon dow the stairs

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What did the homeless man say to the man who gave him change? “Mmmm I sure do love pocket lint”

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What do you do if you see a Mexican riding a bike? Say "Hello." It is polite.

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what do you call a man with no arms or legs jetskiiing? I don't know but it seems a highly improbably situation.

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Q: what do u call a plane that flies A: a plane

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A man walks into a bar He's an alcoholic and it's ruining his family

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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