- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the blonde fired from her job at the M&M's factory? Her Masters Degree in electrical engineering made her overqualified for the position she had.

Knock knock Who's there? Chicken Chicken who? I can't believe you're talking to a chicken

What did the black guy say after coming home from school? "I just got home from school."

Yo mommas so stupid, she has a slightly below average IQ.

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Do you know why the Mexican didn't like hot dogs? I don't know either.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms and she was blind.

What is blue and has wheels? A disabled Smurf!

What's worse than the holocaust? Two holocausts.

Roses are red Violets are blue I am adopted And so are you

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Nobody because a pineapple is not a proper home

What looks like half an Apple? The other half.

How do you drown a blonde? Put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of the pool then don't let her come up for air.

Chuck Norris farted and... several people looked around uncomfortably, not knowing how to react to the embarrassing situation.

A cat walks into a bar. She belongs to the owner, so he gives her a saucer of milk.

what do all black jokes start with (look left look right)

A man says to his wife, "Honey, sex just hasn't been the same lately." "That's probably because of my yeast infection," replies his wife.

What did the homeless man get for his 34th birthday? 34 years of regret.

Why did the Christian man dislike gays? Because Christianity views being gay as a sin, and as a follower of the religion he decided he did not like gays.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven is a serial rapist and has been harrassing six for months.

Why did the white girl lose the race? The girl that she was beating was black and her boy shot her. Therefore the black girl won.

How long does it take for a black woman to have a shit. 9 months.

Why did the princess kiss the frog? She really wanted a wart.

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