Whats the difference between a black man and a mexican? The skin pigmentation and most likely the size of their penis

what is worse than the holocaust. interracial relationship, cough..... oli

oh whatever Greece isn't going to leave the eurozone shut up about it already

why does andy speak when not spoken too because he wants a smack

Did you hear the one about the dead guy? Apparently he was no longer living.

Why did Billy start a fire? Because he was cold.

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Q; what did the gangster say after he and his gang robbed a bank? A;Hey boys lets go drink some soy milk (After that his gang killed him) but the moral of the story is to not rob banks or take drugs

Q: What's blue, red, and circular? A: I lied about the blue, and... uh... the red and circular part too, but everything else is true. It is an ipod touch.

Knock knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

What do you call a black man wearing tights? Rick

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

One day, a mother was talking with her three daughters. "Mommy," the first one asked, "Why did you name me Daisy?" "Because when we took you home, a daisy petal fell on your head." "Mommy," the second one said, "Why did you name me Rose?" "Because when we took you home, a rose petal fell on your head." "MMMMBBBWWAAAAAAAAAGGGGGHHHHH!" the third daughter cried. She was born with severe cognitive damage and is incapable of coherent speech.

A Guitar is an instrument. As far as you know...

What color do you wear if you're in the NAVY? Beige, white, sometimes camouflage - really, it depends on your rank and the situation.

Q: What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? A: Where's my tractor?

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The farmer quickly saw the chicken escaping and grabbed it before it caught any dangerous outside diseases, making his entire flock go bad, and therefore making the farmer go bankrupt.

What did the mentaly handycap kid get for christmas. A Bop-It

Whats worse them finding a worm in your apple??? finding out your adopted

(Timmy has no arms or legs.) A:Knockknock! B:Who's there? ANot Timmy

A horse walks into a bar, it broke both its legs and was then put down.

A man walks into a bar........ gets eaten by a lion.

Gays always seem happy wonder why Straights complain to much

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