A duct walks into a bar. The writer meant to write duck and then proceed to make a clever joke but instead a typo was made and a very unlikely occurence was writtern about considering air passages are not capable of walking and would most likely already be in the ceiling of the bar as too bring fresh air into the bar is important.

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ok last night i found a pic of romney saying "if i win the election 8 million people will have no job" then Obama says hey romney now that i won the election it would be 8 million and one stupid.

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So a duck walks into a pharmacy and says "i need some ointment for my beak, its rather chapped." and the Pharmacist said "Sorry we don't have anything for ducks here."

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when life throws you lemons you should watch out or you might get hurt.

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I like my women like I like my coffee... In a cup.

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Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? Jews are people

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Why did the crab blush? It didn't because crab's can't blush.

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News:Little boy found dead in old man's white van. Turns out the old man goes to the store and when he comes back the little boy chokes on an apple.

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Josh is sooo great at blowing, xoxo Dylan Hodge.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 was having illicit sexual relationships with 9, of which 6 knew about, but was afraid to inform his wife, 8, who 7 stepped over to get to 9.

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Who is worse than Adolf Hitler? Lebron James

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What is black and white and red all over? Zebra domestic violence isn't funny.

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How did the soup lose his job? He got fired.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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How do you steal candy from a baby? You ask nicely.

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What is worse that a bee sting? 2 bee stings what is worse that 2 bee sting? Kony what is wose than Kony? 3 bee stings what is worse than 3 bee sting? being allergic to bee stings

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-Is this the Krusty Krab? -Yes, how can I help you?

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"Roll back into the kitchen and imagine me a sandwich!" yelled the abusive husband to his paraplegic wife.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she is a woman.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from a fat emo girl with a knife

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Why did the fox cross the road? To chew on the chicken carcass.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It lost it's grip on the branch and was unable to break it's fall before reaching the ground.

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What's worst that cancer? Murder porn

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Knock knock. Who's there? It's the government, your home is being repossessed.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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