- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the man cross the rode? He didn't he got hit by a bus

Yo momma is so stupid that she walked off a cliff.

Why did the chicken cross the dairy farm? Sex.

Who's blind but can see, deaf but can hear, and dumb yet can solve the most complex mathematical equations? Helen Keller-Norris

What is worse than the holocaust? DUH! A worm in MY apple!

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What is big green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree A pool table

What did the cow say to the chicken crossing the road? Moo

What's a lil plus a lot A little more then a lot

what is funnier than a apple? a talking apple

toby limbers is gonna follow in his uncles footsteps, the gay ones

BOYS ARE DUMB AND THEY SMELL FUNNY AND IM ANGRY

A blonde, brunette, brown walk into a hair salon. They then proceed to each get they're own procedures done then leave not having any contact with each other.

Nothing. He made it home safely.

What did the boy get from his grandmother on Christmas. Nothing she died on Thanksgiving.

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, "I forgot to store acorns for winter and now I am dead." It is funny because the squirrel gets dead.

What did Grandma Sally give Little Timmy for Christmas? Herpes

An irish man walks into a bar. He drinks responsibly, and leaves shortly afterward.

Why did a black kid kill his teacher? No reason. That what they do

when life throws you lemons you should probably get out of the way because it will hurt

what do you get when you cross a dinosaur and a spaceship? a dinosaur spaceship

what did the man write down? nothing,because at that time, his pen was out of ink, so he had to open his dest drawer to get another one

what's the difference between a blue fridge falling off a cliff and a yellow one? the yellow one isn't falling of a cliff.

Why do sharks swim in salt water? Pepper water makes them sneeze! Why do whales swim in salt water? They can't survive in fresh water.

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