- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar You have been reading so many anti jokes that you can actually anticipate the anti-joke punchline to this joke, because it is one of maybe 3 or 4.

One night a man layed on his bed and looked into the skies, then he realizes: WHERE THE HELL IS MY CEILING!?!?!

What has 8 legs and 1 eye? 2 chairs and half a fish.

If Santa's not real, then who pees on the tree every morning?

Why is Wednesday a bad day? Because at some point, Monday will come around again.

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench is an object and the black man is a human being.

Q: Why did the little girl fall off the swing? A: Hahahaha! I can't read.

Once, I went to Peru.

you that read wrong no you typed it wring my mind just rearranged the words to make grammatical sense

Why doesn't God like pizza? Because he doesn't exist.

I'm sorry but your child seems to have fractured his spinal column and can no longer control any part of his body below his neck.

What did the rock say to the tree. It didn't say anything, rocks don't talk.

Knock knock Who's there? Boo AHHH A GHOST D:

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"I have a job perfromance review today!" Earl told his wife. "Good luck, I will make you a special dinner tonight," Melinda, his wife, responded.

What do you call four black people in a car? A family road trip.

What did the cop say to his belly? "Hey in there!"

What do u call a bunch of white dudes siting on a bench ......the NBA

A child rides his bike down the sidewalk and stops at an intersection. He looks both ways, then crosses the road. What was he looking for? His family.

Yo momma is so stupid that she walked off a cliff.

james hedge is gay did you know if you look at him you turn gay

A black guy and a jew walk into a country club, within minutes, they are told to leave and never come back in order to avoid being contaminated by the radioactive waste left by a landfill company cutting corners in safety regulations

What happened to the chinese man who walked into a wall with a boner? He hurt himself.

What did one elephant say to the other elephant? Nothing. Elephants don't talk.

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