Why was lady crying? Because her ten yer old son died of cancer..

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whats better than 1,000,000 dollars? 1,000,001 dollars

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Two Muslim men board an American Airlines jet. Nobody feels threatened and engage in friendly conversations with the passengers. The aircraft explodes due to poorly manufactured engine parts made by small starving children.

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How many black people can you fit into a cardboard box? Depends on how big the box is.

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What's green, little, and eats rocks? A Little Green Rock-Eater What's green and has a thousand wheels? A lawn, I lied about the wheels! If I were to throw a rock down the a whole in the center of the earth (straight through) what would happen? The Little Green Rock-Eater would eat it!

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What did the confused blonde girl ask to a nearby student? Why is there a man painted green throwing forks at me

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm gonna f*ck you with a rake.

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What the difference between a car and a dead child I dont have a car in the basement

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what do you call a redneck virgin? a seven year old that can run faster than her brothers.

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Why did the little girl go to the hospital?........................Beacuse she fell when trying to steal cookies out of the cookie jar on top of the fridge.

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How do you burn Lebron James's house? With fire.

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the lemon was sweet.

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When life gives you lemons You've got some lemons.

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Knock knock Whos there? Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior jesus christ?

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Want to hear a joke? Women's rights.

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Whats worse than anal sex Anal sex with razor blades

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Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor ? A: The holocaust

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Wanna hear something irrational? Pi

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Why did the black man sleep all day? He suffered from narcolepsy.

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A black man walks into a house and is shot because it is not his house and it is 2 in the morning.

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What did the Mexican say to the Pirate? Hi, Steve!

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You go to the Anti Joke website, what do you find under the "newest" section? Black jokes.

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Why did Quinn yell at his group project partner? Because he hated him.

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What did the black man say to the mexican? Hello

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