How do you make a little girl cry twice? You rub your bloody penis on her teddy bear.

what did the iPhone say to the other iPhone. we should not worry about that because iPhones are mute

Why did the little girl fall of the swing? Because she had no arms.

Q:What is harder than nailing ten dead babies to a tree? A:Nailing one dead baby to ten trees.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was late for its laser bypass surgery.

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HEY.... HEY YOU..... YEA YOU! IM TALKING TO YOU!!! yolo

-Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? -No. -Well niether has he.

why do chairs recline Because they were built that way!!!!

Who is Jim Wonderbread? A whorrible person

Your mother is so poor that she has to rely on government sent cheques to sustain a basic lifestyle.

why did the kitten not eat its food? because its face was stapled to the floor.

Knock knock Who's there? It's me It's me who? It's me who is knocking the door

Q: What do you do when you see a half dead black guy on your front lawn? A: Call the ambulance because he is dying

"What did one Chinese say to each other" "I don't speak chinese.......!"

Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can swim on land... it's called having a swimming pool

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- Helen Keller

Joke- Blah Blah Blah, punch line -LOL -Shut the hell up

One night, I walked into a bar. I ordered a few drinks, and left later that night.

Obama ran for re-election in 2012. He lost because he is a horrible president. the liberal left blame his defeat on racists and propose harsh Hate-Crime punishments. America falls into disrepair.

Why did the pig jump over the farmer? Because he's a stupid idiot.

Your mom is so stupid... She was unable to go to college and therefore was not able to find a good job.

What happens when you poke a ghost that is on the edge of a building?? Ghost aren't real, so therefor you will fall of the building and die????

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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