Whats the difference between a nigro and a nigro... They are both BLACK!

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WILLYS

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Roses are red, violets are blue, some people are gay, and so are you

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An Iranian, a Mexican, and an American are on an airplane. The plane is too heavy to take off, so to lighten the load, each person has to throw off something their country has a lot of. The Iranian throws off a nuclear bomb. The Mexican throws off a sombrero. The American throws off an apple pie.

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? ... A boy played in mud.

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What did the dog say to the Jewish Rabbi? Bark

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A Native American walks into a casino. He wants to invest a protion of his earnings from his fortune 500 company into it because he believes it to be a profitable venture.

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What's worse than tornadoes in the USA? Earthquakes in Japan.

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Why did the gay guy walk into a straight bar To find the better looking guys

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A black man walks into a bar and a white man says "we don't allow coloured men in here". the black man sighs and walks out, wondering what he ever did wrong, and makes his way to the liqour store, to buy some beer to drown his sorrows over his mothers death. On the way, a racist white man shoots and kills him. Then, at his funeral, someone makes the joke "Wow, how ironic. The black guy was the victim.."

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Q: why did the black man kill the white man? A: he was clinically depressed, mentally unstable, and had a grudge against the white man that had nothing to do with his race.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I have no idea but I don't see why it would want to cross a road in the first place. It is a chicken.

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What is the difference between a black person and an elevator? Well, there are many differences such as the fact that an elevator has a series of wiring and mechanics, while a black man, and white men alike, are human beings.

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A man on an airplane is extremely frustrated by a small, screaming child. He puts on his headphones and listens to music.

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Why is Osama Bin Laden scared of the dark? To be honest, I don't know, and I doubt you do either. Osama Bin Laden has been a fugitive on America's Top Ten Most Wanted list for over 10 years; there is no way that you could possibly know such personal information about him if the United States government can't even locate him and prosecute him for the heinous crimes he committed against the U.S. Don't ever lie to me again.

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What did the Muslim say to the Jew? Nothing, as he has been deaf since birth and is incapable of forming coherent speech.

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Q - What do you call a bunch of white people on a bench? A - The nba - Cool Bean

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Your mmma is so stupid when we said the drinks were in the house. She went looking for them!

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HOW TO RE-AD : FOR DUMMIES. (HELLEN KELLER ADDITION)

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Im not random you just can't think as fa-bunnies

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Q: What's the difference between Yo' Mama and a blue whale? A: About 10 pounds.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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Tall asians

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, come at me again and I'll punch you

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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