How do you keep black people from your Kool-aid? How? You put it in a safe-deposit box.

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did you hear the joke about the vagina ....... you'll never get it

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Whats a frogs favorite year? 2009!

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Guess what? Chickenbuttt hahahah! lolomfg

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What did it say on the banner for an international dyslexics support group? Dyslexics of the world unite.

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how did helen keller's parents punish her? stuck a plunger in the toilet

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How do you kill a clown? You smash his face into a brick.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It's better if you don't understand

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What do you call a cat that gets pushed into the pool? Angry as hell.

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor. wheres my tractor

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How are friends and trees alike? They fall down when you hit them with an ax.

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so a man walks into a bar and Cancer

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Two Penn State administrators walk into a butt.-South Park

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Whats a blind catholics biggest fear? The priests power of chris compelling him

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What did the zombie eat for breakfast? You. You fell a-sleep

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What do Barbra Streisand and Danny Glover have in common? Nothing.

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What has four wheels and flies? A flying car.

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What is a bull like in a China Shop? Calm, because generally any bull you would find in a China shop is probably made out of porcelain.

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What do you call two black men flying an airplane? Pilots.

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Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face

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A man told this joke once... it wasn't funny.

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Your momma is so fat, when she bent down to get a peice of wood, she fell down the steps.

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Pick a number between 2 and 8. Now multiply that number by 9. Now add the 2 digits of that answer together. (example 18 is 1+8) Now subtract that answer number by 5. Now choose the letter below that corresponds to that answer. 1 = A 2 = B 3 = C 4 = D 5 = E 6 = F Now pick a country that starts with that letter. Now pick an animal where the first letter of the animals name is the last letter of the country's name. Now think of a color where the first letter of the colors name is the last letter of the animals name. - - - - - - - - - - - - - - Are you thinking of an orange kangaroo from Denmark?

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How did the boy break his hand? He slammed it in a car door.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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