- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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your momma's so stupid, she starved to death in a supermarket i probably would too...considering all the good shit needs to be cooked

Hey diddle diddle, the cat and the fiddle, the cow jumped over the salamander, macaroni and cheese.

Why could'nt Ray Charles read: He was black

Q: Why could John say goodbye to his girlfriend ? A: He didnt have one

whats white a smells like paint. whtie paint.

what's worse than finding a truck full of dead babys taking them out with a pitchfork

Ben: do you want to hear a joke. jack: yh go on then, i bet its funny. Ben: Your future.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says: Why the long face? The horse says: "My wife's dead."

What's orange, brown, and blue? An orange, brown, and blue object.

What did the korean say to the other korean. I don't know i dont speak korean.

If your Uncle Jack helped you off an elephant, would you help your Uncle jackoff an elephant? Probably not because it would take more than 3 hands to jack off an elephant P.S. Your Uncle Jack only has 1 hand. Your uncle was on a swing and a clown cut off his hand with an ax

What is a kangaroos favorite desert? The outback

why did the kid strike out in baseball he had leprosy and his arms were amputated

How do you make Justin Bieber cry? You take away his marijuana.

What do you call three black guys in a bar? A bar.

What's big and black? An ant i lied about in being big

Q. Whats Red and yellow and has braces? A.Pierre-Louis

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

what did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware river? Get in the boat.

If quizzes are quizical, what are tests? Testicals

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Why was the boy sad? He was harassed by his mum who died in the 1800's and went into a depressive state in which he drove himself to death using a pair of pliers and a rechargeable battery. No, he really just stubbed his toe.

Nero7 How are you doing? This is "Eliza" I hope I will be joining, but I cannot reach you by phone, please respond ASAP time is running out.

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