- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you put two landsharks together? Three landsharks.

Why is purple the best color. Cuz icecream has no bones

why is justin bieber so pale? Because he hasn't come out of the closet.

why is there art classes so people can make beautiful pieces of art :)

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? The one at the bottom is alive. What's worse than that? He's eating his way out. What's worse than that? He came back for seconds.

What did the dinosaur say to the koala? Nothing because the dinosaur is extinct and both of which cannot talk.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? nothing he was Jewish

Chuck Norris will eventually die because he is a human being, just like all of us. His movies weren't very good either.

0 1 this is a sad sad world.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away. Unless your father is a doctor and you live with him.

Q: Why was the mexican mowing the lawn? A: Because the grass was too tall

Why did Mary fall off the swings? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock, Whos there, Not Mary

WHART++EWEEEEEEEP FLARPEN CARPEN FLARP

Guy 1: Hey look under there Guy 2: Under what inanimate object that is physically visible and made up of atoms

Student: May i go to the toilet? Teacher: What for? Student: To open the chamber of secrets!

What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? Nothing, you've already taken her police statement and she doesn't want to discuss the incidentit anymore until her lawyer arrives.

Ok class, we are doing arts and crafts today, but remember, have fun and be creative... Thats what she said

identical jokes get different votes.

Guy: I have a gun get in my van Girl: SHOTGUN!

A man buys cocaine from a shady dealer in an alley. He then goes home and experiments with it and other chemicals, and later on invents Coca Cola

Why did the boy loose his glass with milk? He got hit by a bus.

I'm homeless.

What do you call a woman in a kitchen ? There rightful place.

I just got robbed by an invisible man!!!!

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