- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What stars with C, is hairy on the outside, moist on the inside and ends with T and has UN in the middle? Coconut

Roses are red, violets are blue, purple is a color, I like grilled cheese

Tim and Jim are Telling Jokes Tim: Knock Knock ... Jim does not respond because Tim has a mental disorder causing him to believe in hypothetical doors and thus ignores him so that he does not upset his friend

What do you call a book of notes? A notebook.

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

What did dyslexic Old McDonald say? . . . I have a learning disability that impairs my fluency and comprehension accuracy in being able to read and spell

a dumb blond walks into a hair salon and gets her hair died brown... she is now a dumb brunette

Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance ? "because he had nobody to go with" No because it was dead.

A young penguin walks into a bar with tears streaming down his face. "Whats wrong with you?" asks the barman. "I've lost my Dad", says the Penguin. The barman asks, "What's he look like?"

What did the golfer do when he hit a shot with a lot of pressure on him into the water? He dropped another ball and continued on, for golf is a civilized game and bad manners are prohibited.

What do you get when you cross rice flour,vegetable oil,corn oil,cottonseed oil,soybean oil,dried potatoes,corn flour,maltodextrin,wheat starch,modified rice starch,sugar and mono-and-di-glycerides,malted barley flour,wheat bran,dried black beans and salt? Pringles,Multi Grain,truly original

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are in a terrible ship crash that leaves them stranded on a desert island. All of their survival supplies sank with the boat so they don't last very long.

Why couldn't little Susie ride her bicycle? She had Cerebral Palsy.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the slaughterhouse was on the other side.

What's funnier than 24? Nothing, 24 is just a number. There's is nothing humorous about it. Go away.

Alien vs. Predator = Evil Staplers vs. Evil Jamaicans

What did the Asian say to the American? herro. rook at me. i have round eye i american!

Your mother is so fat she has to have her clothing specially ordered, this brought her to a massive credit card bill and made your entire family bankrupt.

I was walking down a railway line the other day... I was fined £1000

Man: What is the meaning of life? God: Buffalo wings. Lots and lots of buffalo wings.

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