- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Wonder Woman say to Superman? I'm wonder woman.

Why did the little boy fall off his bike? He was hit by a truck.

What did the blind deaf kid get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Why did the Chicken become a medium? To talk to the other side.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

Why did a homeless man eat another man's face off? Because he was hungry.

Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way.

When Chuck Norris realized that there was a more superior being than himself. What did he say? Suck it Safka

What do you call a guy with no arms and legs buried 6 feet under the ground? Doug What do you call a guy with no arms and legs buried 3 feet under the ground? Douglas

PROS = good things CONS = bad thing So, if PROgress is a good thing...then why is the US government call CONgress?

A man went to the doctor and told him he was having the strangest dream. "First I was a tee pee Then I was a wigwam A tee pee, a wigwam. Do you have any idea what could be wrong?" The doctor looked at the man and said "You have aids."

You're American when you enter the the bathroom and you're American when you exit the bathroom. What are you while you're inside the bathroom? Using the bathroom.

Q: What do you get when you cross a cactus and a platypus? A: I was wondering the same thing.

What did Petunia say to the other Petunia Hi there Petunia

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To get to the other side.

Michael J Fox may not be able to draw a perfect circle but he sure can jerk off like a champ

Hey I'm a poet and I didn't even realize that I was a poet

Knock knock Who's There? Woo? Woo who? Stop celebrating and let me in.

Have you ever tried Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

Why was the man sad? His wife left

What's green and invisible? This cabbage in my hand.

How do you make a drug dealer cry? Just say no

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? one, hes an electrician

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