- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo momma's so stupid, she got a moderately low score on her SATs, and sadly, was not excepted by any colleges she applied to, and never got a job. This is why she became depressed, and resorted to suicide to escape the growing pain.

You know what's worse than having a terrible boss? Being unemployed.

pickles are green infection is yellow all the girls i know call me a good fellow

Q:what is the most annoying word that means nothing? A:every word has a meaning your question is invalid. ~Phish <3

Roses are red, violets are blue No they're not, violets are violet

life is like a box of chocolates, it sucks if you have diabetes

What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

Every time a bell rings an angel gets it's wings. What they don't tell you is every time a mouse trap snaps an angel gets set on fire.

you see theres this guy.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

A blind man walks into a bar----b wire

Why did Sara fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sara.

What did the Albino say to the other albino? Due to heredity and our inheritance of Chromosomes causing albinism, We could be displaced in society but luckily, we have eachother. They went home and lived happily. But not ever after. That craps or normal people. (freaking albinos...)

A duck walks into a bar and the bartender asks, "What'll it be?" The duck says that he should get his doctor on the phone because his hullucinations are getting worse.

Two strawberries are sitting in a bathtub. One says to the other, "Can you pass the soap?" The other one says, "What do I look like, a typewriter?!"

a woman walks into a bar, she was quickly kicked out and escorted back to the kitchen

wow i bet grass is lucky on st patricks day. why? becuase its green all year. smacks ow. i kno. but hey im corn.

Why did the cat cross the street? It didn't. I cut off its arms and legs so it couldn't walk.

Jimmy is taking a walk to Dairy Queen he walks into an allyway where he is shot with a 44 magnum and later dies in hospital his family morns

HEY WATCH OUT FOR THAT TRUCK! What truck? Weird I could have sworn I saw a truck...

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No.. Neither have they.

what did the cashier do when a Mexican robbed the store? call the police

What do you get when you cross a black man and a Mexican man? I don't know.

Why did the man scream? He got shot in the eye with a nail gun.

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