There is a black guy a white guy and a Mexican, whose driving. The other black guy.

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible for his school's football tryouts. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? Roast Beef is a solid and Pea Soup is a liquid

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Whats the difference between anti-jokes and regular jokes? A Fridge full of dead babies being thrown at a black man with no arms or legs swinging from a tree.

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Why did Hitler kill himself? He realized what he'd gotten himself into and became severely depressed

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If a tree falls on a woman, and no one is around to hear it, what is a tree doing in the kitchen?

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Just the other day there was a house, and unforunatly Bob was a burn victim, the doctors said that he would have had a slow and excruciatingly painful death... Luckily he was already dead!

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Why was the baby so hot? Napalm. Why was the baby so cold? Meat locker.

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Why did the fireman wear red suspenders? He'd lost so much weight, due to AIDS.

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Yo momma so fat, when she walks she wakes the dead -Ryan Vallee

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Why aren't anti jokes funny? Idk. Watermelon in your pants, you're adopted.

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What's red and smells like cherries. Cherries

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whats on object, almost tube like that squirts thick white liquid from the top elmer's glue

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Two men walk into a bar. The first man says to the bartender "I'd like some h2o". The second man says "I'd like some h2o to". The second man died.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? The pilot. You racist.

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a suicidal man walks up 49 floors and enters a room and opens the window. hes worked there for 5 years and the air condition is broken

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what did the boy with dyslexia get for his birthday? bad grades

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What happened to the young baby after her mother died It grew up got a collage degree and had a great life growing up with her dad and visiting the cemetery every year

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Why did Larry the Cable Guy say "Git R Dun"? Because he thought it was funny, and so did a bunch of other people for some reason.

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Q:Why did the little girl jump in the pool and drown? A:because she didn't know how to swim

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Schrodinger's cat walks into a bar. And doesn't.

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What do you call a person with cancer A hospital patient, what did you expect? Oh. Of course you expected Chewbacca.

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What do you do if some idiot throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back.

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Stephen Hawking

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