It was at the war and there was a camp site where a doctors helped injured soldiers. One soldier comes in the door and holds his arm. The doctor says "You got shot in the arm?" He says yes. Then another soldier walks in the door and holding his shoulder. The doctor says "You got shot in the shoulder?" He says yes. Then another soldier walks in the door and was dragging his left leg across the floor. The doctor says "You got shot in your leg?" The soldier says "No, I stepped on dog shhhttt."

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A blue whale walks into a bar. The bartender says "What can I get for you?" The blue whale says "EEEEEEYYYYYYYOOOOHHHHHMMMMMMM"

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Why did Obama give a speech? Because he is the president and people look up to him

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Did you hear the one about the guy who couldn't tell any funny jokes? He went to Anti Joke and posted 1000's.

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What did a blonde and a Puerto Rican name their baby? Joshua, after the blonde's grandfather who passed away a year earlier.

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When is the only time you see a Mexican and Black person driving together ? When they feel like it .

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What do you call a man with a gun in his mouth? Keith.

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Why can't the orphan play baseball? He can't find home.

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What did the man think as the foul baseball flew rapidly toward his face? Oh man, I thought my tickets were to an NBA game.

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Wanna hear a funny story? Sure. Ok,

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What did Santa say when he came to drop off your toys? Nothing. Santa doesn't exist.

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Why did the little girl with no arms an legs cry? Because she fell off the swing.

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Where is Sally hiding? She was kidnapped and has probably been murdered, I lied about her hiding.

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Holocaust jokes aren't funny

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Why aren't anti jokes funny? Idk. Watermelon in your pants, you're adopted.

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Why did the fireman wear red suspenders? He'd lost so much weight, due to AIDS.

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Yo momma so fat, when she walks she wakes the dead -Ryan Vallee

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whats on object, almost tube like that squirts thick white liquid from the top elmer's glue

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what did the boy with dyslexia get for his birthday? bad grades

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Why was the baby so hot? Napalm. Why was the baby so cold? Meat locker.

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a suicidal man walks up 49 floors and enters a room and opens the window. hes worked there for 5 years and the air condition is broken

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What's red and smells like cherries. Cherries

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What happened to the young baby after her mother died It grew up got a collage degree and had a great life growing up with her dad and visiting the cemetery every year

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Two men walk into a bar. The first man says to the bartender "I'd like some h2o". The second man says "I'd like some h2o to". The second man died.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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