- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What do you call a child with no friends or family A. Adopted

Two men meet at an office. One man says "why the long face?" Then other man says "I just had plastic surgery."

SQUID DOMINATION!!! Squids WILL Take Over the World!!!

Why didn't the dog come to his master when it was called? It didn't have any legs.

A girl is talking with her boyfriend - God, you're selfish!!! - No, i sell meat.

A muslim, a jew, and a black man jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? They all hit the ground at the same time because gravity pulls all objects at the same rate regardless of their mass.

What's big, hairy and smells like sweat? The big show after a hard days work in the ring.

WHY WAS 6 AFRAID OF 7? I REALLY DONT KNOW!

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

When life throws you melons, You probably won't catch them.

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus is? Trying not to laugh.

How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

What word is always spelled wrongly? None of them. Every word has been spelled right at some point.

I'm a wise old man, so I'm aloud to touch you in the bathing suit area.

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

What's a boulder's favorite type of music? Boulders don't have ears.

What's good about eating every night? Knowing that an African won't.

a man jumps of a cliff and ..... hits the ground

What did the man do to the begging orphan on a cold Christmas morning? He kicked him.

Why did the cat scratch the person? Because it's mean.

Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

What's the first thing that goes through a persons mind when they get shot in the head. The bullet.

Q: pete and re-pete were on a boat, pete fell off. who was left? A: i dont know, but why did pete fall off in the first place, that dumb ass

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