- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock who's there? ketchup ketchup who? better catchup with me!

how do you win a game try your best

Yo mama so fat......Hiroshima.

Why didn't Megan do her homework? Although Megan was an intelligent girl who had always done well academically, she remained unconvinced that anything taught in school held practical or philosophical importance.

What's green and gets you high? Marijuana.

Q:why is walmart so big? A:Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of Walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

Why was the black man out of a job? because he was recently laid off and had not found any job offerings that he would be interested in

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Two giant paint bubbles!

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? rape

What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern p.o.r.n-o collections.

What is Obamas favorite book? I don't know, ask him.

what do you call a chicken thats little? a chicken. I lied about the little part

knock knock! who's there? Jim Jim who? Jim Goldenbach

Is it closer to Minneapolis, or by bus?

Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Getting shot.

Why did suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not suzie!!

Opinions are like assholes. I'm not sure how they are alike, but that seems to be the general consensus.

What's funny? Women's rights.

Do you know what killed the cat? Feline AIDS

You know what's funny about AIDS? Nothing.

If 1+1=2, then you must have passed first grade arithmetic.

what sucks blows and gets laid in the closet. YOUR MOM VACUMING

But who would want to sell us out and why?

Whats the best thing about having sex with twenty eight year olds? There's twenty of them.

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