You know you guys are suppose to post jokes, not basketball comments.

A cat walks into a bar, the bartender says "pussy?"

How do you get a Mexicans attention? By calling him by his name.

Katy perry isn't on clould nine because it's physicaly impossible to stand on water persipitation.

What'd the black woman say when she met her husband's white mistress? Have you seen Jamal's socks?

Roses are red violets are blue I want to F%$# you with a rake

The New York Giants

why did the little boy cross the road? because he had been raped.

Knock Knock No solicitors

-How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood? -Probably a decent amount.

Why are anti jokes so funny? Because their not.

Why was the black man running down the street with a suitcase? He was late for work.

I don't want to hear another joke about female hygiene, PERIOD! -Lets go Mets

The FCC

What do you call a black man running faster than a white man? Usain Bolt

how do you kill a blonde?? put a scratch n sniff on the bottom of a pool

Why did Jack like oranges? - Penis

Why did Jim go to the hospital? To get an autopsy.

What do you get with you crossbreed a lamp with a chicken? Nothing... You can't crossbreed an inanimate object with a living being.

How do chinese name their kids? They drop silverware

What did Helen Keller say to the little boy with cancer? Hudd Wahher shelper, ghh o.

Why did the bald man die? Cancer.

Nope, but you know those like little stop motion things with clay figures? Plompsters or something?

A rooster lays an egg on top of a henhouse. Which way does the egg fall? Roosters don't lay eggs.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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