- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy? One has a slightly darker skin complexion

What did one muffin in an oven say to another muffin? Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects thus incapable of sppech.

What is the difference between a park bench and a Mexican? The park bench can actually suport a family A. Woj

What's brown and sticky? Molasses.

what did the man say to the other man he bumped into? sorry. and they never saw eachother again

A man walks into a bar gets drunk passes out then goes to rehab because he has a problem

what is blue and smells like fish? blue fish ;)

What did the boy reading a book do? He finished the book and took it back to library.

1.Why were the black men asked to leave the bar? Because it was a womens bar. 2.Why did the 40 year old get an erection? Because he was excited.

ask me what my temperpedic bed is like. ''whats it like?'' i dont know ive never had one actully.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. He was stapled to the baby.

What do you call a dragon with no wings? a dragon with no wings :(

Why couldnt the girl braid her hair? She had cancer

What is better then fisting? Fisting with a metal studded glove

so a guy walks into a bar, he says nothing for he now has a concusion

What's the worst part of being raped by a unicorn? Being sentenced to a life of shame and humiliation.

timmy has no arms knock knock whos there? NOT TIMMY!!!

Why couldn't Helen Keller read? Tree sap.

Q: How do you make a plumber sad A: you kill his family lolololololololololol

Want to hear a dirty joke? Well... I can't tell you. It's inapropriate.

Q:Whats big, red and eats rocks? A: A big red rock eater

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What did silly Billy with no arms get for Christmas ? Gloves.. why did silly billy fall off the swing? He got hit by a microwave.. Why did silly sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.. Knock Knock Whos there? Not sally..

what's the diferance between a boner and a lambroghini? I dont have a lambroghini

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