Dimes are silver Pennies are brass Why does your face look like an a**

What is purple pink and goes over 10000 miles per hour. Barnney in a tornado

Q:How do you kill a blonde? A:The same way you kill everyone else.

A man walked into the woods with alzheimers......pancakes

I once had a friend We had our arguments, and went our separate ways.

Why did the old man fall down the stairs? Because he wanted to impress his wife.

Justin Beiber walks into a bar. The bartender does not serve him because he is not the legal drinking age yet.

What came in like a wrecking ball? A wrecking ball.

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a serial killer.

How many tacos does it take to feed an angry person? You better tacover it!

I was walking down the road yesterday with only 1 shoe. A man stops by and says "Did you know that you lost a shoe?" I reply "No I didn't. I found 1."

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Justin Bieber's gay!! My butt is sexier!(;

Q: Why are black people so tall? A: Not all black people are tall, and if they are it is probably from their specific genes.

How many people like gang rape? 9 out of 10

What's the difference between a duck?

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Anything you like, he's blind.

Man 1:Doctor Doctor, I've got 59 seconds to live! Man 2: This is a chemist

What's harder to pick up, a football or an anvil? It doesn't matter when you lost your fingers in 'nam.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What is green and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

You idiot thats 9 letters

This guy was walking down the street and a homeless guy asked him for money. The guy said "Why don't you get a job?" So the homeless guy began to cry because all he wanted was a dime not to be humiliated.

Why did the man pee his pants? Because he was paralyzed from the waist down and had no way of feeling

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