WHY WAS 6 AFRAID OF 7? I REALLY DONT KNOW!

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They are baked until ready and then enjoyed be the person who made them.

Me - Ask me if I am a Frog. You - Are you a Frog? Me - No.

Why did the suicidal terrorist swim with fish? He heard the SEALS we coming for him.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? This joke.

a guy named bob likes sprinkles on his ice cream.

What's clear, glass-like, and makes your brain feel like it's exploding just by smelling it? Crystal Meth

Q. Why do some people not like anti-jokes? A. They don't find the humor funny.

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Because chickens hadn't evolved yet.

why are black people scared of chain saws? because it goes runnigganigganiggarunnigganigganigga

what did the one girl say to the other girl? i like your shoes.

a rabbi and a priest walk into a wall

What do skeet disks and Jewish babies have in common? Hitler used to shoot them out of the sky.

An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a bar. They have some pints then leave to do their respective tasks for the day.

How do you find dennis ferguson? Look at danyons bckground

Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

Hickory Dickory Dock, your mother is a whore

Your mama's so fat, that she died of diabetes

Why couldn't the woman give her sister a present? Because she just got eaten by zombies.

You were born.

What did the doctor say to the seriously ill patient? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

A guy walks up to a girl and says: " hey can I have your number so can I have your text you later?" she says " no" he says " why ?" she says" guess" He says " look if you don't like me thats okay, " he gets up and walks away, turns out she doesn't have a cell phone, she was gonna give him her house number to call.

Knock knock Who's there? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

A baby boy and a baby girl are much alike they both taste good

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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