Why did the little girl fall off of the swing set? Because she didn't have any arms.

Why did the chicken cross the road? because it looked both ways and saw no cars coming.

What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff.

Wow you look beautiful in that picture..... Let me see your tits. Sorry, I thought I was still texting.

Have you seen Stevie wonders new house? Neither has he.

Whats bigger than 'burger king'? A. burger

how did the fat man survive the plane crash? he didn't, he died like everyone else.

What's the difference between a melon? One of its halves are both the same.

Q: what do you call a camel with a garbage bag on its head? A: A ziploc baggie

Dimes are silver Pennies are brass Why does your face look like an a**

How many tacos does it take to feed an angry person? You better tacover it!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To try and get hit by a car.

Why did the old man fall down the stairs? Because he wanted to impress his wife.

Why did a homeless man eat another man's face off? Because he was hungry.

What do you do when a hispanic man takes your wallet? Ask him to please give the wallet back to you

What came in like a wrecking ball? A wrecking ball.

Q:How do you kill a blonde? A:The same way you kill everyone else.

A man walked into the woods with alzheimers......pancakes

I once had a friend We had our arguments, and went our separate ways.

Justin Beiber walks into a bar. The bartender does not serve him because he is not the legal drinking age yet.

Why is there no gambling in Africa? Because there's no money in Africa.

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a serial killer.

What is purple pink and goes over 10000 miles per hour. Barnney in a tornado

What's the difference between a duck?

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