- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did a black kid kill his teacher? No reason. That what they do

what is funnier than a apple? a talking apple

Nothing. He made it home safely.

What is big green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree A pool table

A blonde, brunette, brown walk into a hair salon. They then proceed to each get they're own procedures done then leave not having any contact with each other.

What's a lil plus a lot A little more then a lot

when life throws you lemons you should probably get out of the way because it will hurt

what do you get when you cross a dinosaur and a spaceship? a dinosaur spaceship

Who's blind but can see, deaf but can hear, and dumb yet can solve the most complex mathematical equations? Helen Keller-Norris

What is worse than the holocaust? DUH! A worm in MY apple!

What did the cow say to the chicken crossing the road? Moo

What did the boy get from his grandmother on Christmas. Nothing she died on Thanksgiving.

Why did the chicken cross the dairy farm? Sex.

Why did it look like the girl peed herself? Because she peed herself

A baby boy and a baby girl are much alike they both taste good

Ed Milliband knows what's best for the UK.

Why couldn't Jack join the football team? Jack has down syndrome

A bloke runs into the bank, says to the girl "Stick 'em up!" She says "Righty-o, matey" and sellotapes his bollocks to the ceiling.

Knock knock! Just kidding.

What do Justin Bieber and Eminem have in common? They both need to get a life. I lied about Eminem.

What is the best joke ever? 1D

Why are orphans so bad at baseball? They don't know where home is.

why couldnt hellen keller drive a car? because she was a woman

How many kleptomaniacs does it take to screw in a lightbulb? What lightbulb?

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