- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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you walk into a bar Griffin: 'are you ok'

Q: Whats the difference between me and a ghost? A: Ghosts arnt dolphins!

A man on an airplane is extremely frustrated by a small, screaming child. He puts on his headphones and listens to music.

Why is cancer a big thing? -It has grown after the diagnoses

What happened to the man who poo'd too much? He started to eat less because his bowell movements started to cause him serious pain.

A man walked into a bar. He got a concussion and couldn't see strait for days.

A Polish man walks into a bar and says, "Co za asy..."

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumpty had a great fall, He cracked his skull and died on impact. He will be missed.

What's the best thing for a hangover? Heavy drinking the night before.

Why does the Taliban forbid people from having sex standing up? It might lead to dancing. And then, of course, death.

My grandfather died in a Nazi Death Camp. He fell off a watch tower.

What did the sign say? It said slow down

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English.It is confused by it's surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

Your momma's so fat she ate oranges and coffe

Why did the man cry... He got hit with a fridge

What's better than winning a million dollars? Winning 2 million dollars!

Me:Oh wait, I got a joke! Friends:Oh boy, what is it? Tell us! Me:..my grandma died.. Everyones silent Some random guy:Oh haha, I get it! Me:Shut up, you have no friends. Some random guy: Oh........

why did sally fall of the swing? because she had no arms... knock knock? (whos there) not sally

What do you get when you cross Michael Jackson? A collision, if Michael Jackson were alive.

why did so many people die in the typhoon in the Philippines because they had to finish there math homework

You know, people are kind of like trees, they tend to fall over when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

What did a Blond do in the Desert? She got lost after Falling of a flying carpet

What did Helen Keller say to her friend? Nothing. If you didn't know, she was deaf and blind so she had to use Sign Language.

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