- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did a man throw butter out the window ? So he could see butter fly and then realized that there was one on window cil

A black guy, a white guy, and an Asian guy walk into a library. They were getting help from the Asian guy on their math homework.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was jewish and saw a nickel on the other side

Kirstie Alley is soooo fat! How fat is she? Well, she's so fat that she's in grave danger of developing heart disease, and death

How do you starve a Mexican? You stick him in a secure room and deprive him of food resources

You wanna know something that doesn't exist? Grandma's.........that haven't given BLOW JOBS!

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What do you call a 5000 pound gorilla? Obese - gorillas should weigh around 400 pounds.

Q:Why couldn't the man lick his ice cream? A: Because he lost all of his tongue due to the chemicals of cigarettes.

A blonde walks into an electronics store. She asks an assistant, "Can I buy that TV"? He says, "Sure, no problem." She then walks out of the store, happy with the purchase that she made.

Why does Joel's breathe smell?

How do you make sure a kangaroo gets the right breakfast? Make sure it doesn't get the wrong breakfast

Can a rabbit jump higher than a tree? No. Trees don't jump

Why should you be scared when a black man asks you, "What are looking at?" Because if he is over the age of 18, he should know better than to end a sentence with a preposition, unless of course, he never had an education, in which case... you should probably run for your life.

How many chickens did Moses bring to the ark? 2

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Why did the couple stop at the stop sign? Because it's the law.

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

Tried to type an ascii of a penis, failed

Why did the man cross the road He didn't, he died after being hit by a car

A blonde, brunette, and red-head were on a deserted island. The blonde said, "in thirty years or so, we'll all have gray hair."

Q. What is the difference between a bird and a fly? A. A bird can fly, but a fly can't.

Why didn't the man go to work on Friday the 13th? Because he was unemployed.

A cat jumped into a swimming pool It drowned and was cremated.

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