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Why was the Irishman ejected from the bar? For breaching client-attorney privilege, and the correct term is disbarred.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven three twelve. Am i doing it right?

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Roses are red, violets are blue, if you didn't know that, go back to school.

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SUCK MY 29 AND A HALF FOOT LONG DICK BITCH JUST KIDDING............ IT IS 69 FEET LONG GIGADY

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What happened to the guy who dropped his soap in the prison shower? His friend picked it up for him.

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Chuck Norris isn't afraid of the dark. Because he's a grown man, and most grown men aren't afraid of the dark.

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Knock knock Who's there? Boo AHHH A GHOST D:

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats black and yellow and screams? A bus full of black kids going over a cliff.

What makes us laugh? Definitely not this joke!

Whats the difference between a horse and glue? Nothing

Whats funny and has 2 wheels The holocaust, I lied about the wheels, and the funny

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun And you don't,

roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

How do you have gay sex? I don't know ask Jordan Braun

What did the Rose Bowl say to the Fiesta Bowl? We crushed the Orange Bowl.

whats worse than speaking with your mouth full? pooing with your mouth full

What is a holocaust survivors favorite food nothing

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A man walks into a bar with a frown on his face His dog just died

Why was the Irishman ejected from the bar? For breaching client-attorney privilege, and the correct term is disbarred.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven three twelve. Am i doing it right?

Roses are red, violets are blue, if you didn't know that, go back to school.

SUCK MY 29 AND A HALF FOOT LONG DICK BITCH JUST KIDDING............ IT IS 69 FEET LONG GIGADY

A dyslexic woman wears a bar.

What has two legs and is red all over? Half a dog.

A fish swims into a bar The town is flooded and thousands are dead

How do you tell if an albino baby is black? Check his genetics.

What happened to the guy who dropped his soap in the prison shower? His friend picked it up for him.

Chuck Norris isn't afraid of the dark. Because he's a grown man, and most grown men aren't afraid of the dark.

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