What name do you call a woman who is pregnant? Her first name.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? It was taped to the other monkey

Where did jimmy go when the bomb exploded.... (Everywhere )

What happened to the chinese man who walked into a wall with a boner? He hurt himself.

here's a joke... the american education society

What do you call four black people in a car? A family road trip.

A child rides his bike down the sidewalk and stops at an intersection. He looks both ways, then crosses the road. What was he looking for? His family.

A Jew, black person, and Mexican jump out of a plane, which one falls first? Who cares they all died

What do u call a bunch of white dudes siting on a bench ......the NBA

What did one elephant say to the other elephant? Nothing. Elephants don't talk.

What's the worse thing O.J. Simpson has gotten away with? Running a red light

A black guy and a jew walk into a country club, within minutes, they are told to leave and never come back in order to avoid being contaminated by the radioactive waste left by a landfill company cutting corners in safety regulations

james hedge is gay did you know if you look at him you turn gay

Mel Gibson is awoken by the ringing of his telephone. He proceeds to have a nice conversation with his wife.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He simply lost grip of the cone and it fell out of his hand

A muslim, a priest, and a raabi walk into a bar. All three of them agree that it hurt.

what's worse than a dead baby in the bathtub? if the baby was named Grace.

women's rights

What would u like to drink?

I hate weddings! Old people always poke u and say "ur next" so I've decided to do the same to them... At Funerals

"I have a job perfromance review today!" Earl told his wife. "Good luck, I will make you a special dinner tonight," Melinda, his wife, responded.

What did the cop say to his belly? "Hey in there!"

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie Thum thump Who's there Bethany Hamilton

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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