- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you hear when the world trade center collapsed?, no seriously I wasn't even three yet.

What do you call something green and fuzzy? Grass, I lied about the fuziness.

I man walks into a bar. He drinks four beers, gives the bartender his keys, and takes a cab home. The next day he gets his best friend to drop him off at the bar, picks up his car, and is three minutes early to work.

What's red and invisible? No tomatoes.

What does the fox say? A scream-y howl. A shrill, hoarse scream of anguish, it sounds more than anything like a human baby undergoing some kind of physical torture.

Why did the man get a DUI? Because he was driving under the influence.

What's yellow and shouldnt be in this country. The asian girl in my economics class

I have read and agreed to the terms of service

What is the the mistake..... 1 2 3 4 5 6 7

What's brown and sticky? Vomit.

what's the best way to get your younger sibling to stop being annoying? Shoot Him

Q: what happens if a black guy says hi person? A: he says hi person

What caused the man to become blind? He took an arrow to the knee.

How much does a polar bear weigh? about 900 pounds

Why did the black guy get hit by a banana He was low on potassium and his friend threw the banana too hard

What's faster than a black man running with a VCR? His son with the receipt of purchase as they realize VCR's are clearly outdated and must be returned right away.

Yes and no, you would have ruined what is beautiful yet different within your soul.

What did the mexican do after he finished his taco? He was eaten by a dinosaur.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I'm a schizophrenic, and so am I.

One kisses says: I have had 3 bottles of water today and I haven't peed yet. His friend says: O you probably have a urinary track infection.

I AM SHOWERING IN THE BLOOD AND ORGANS OF ENDORPHIN RUSH IN ORDER TO APPEASE THE GODS KNOWN AS... ME, MYSELF, AND I!

Q: how do you test the sharpness of a knife A: stab someone MR

What's brown and sticky? Dog turd

Why couldn't the blond dial 911? She lost her arms in a tragic car accident last year

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