- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English.It is confused by it's surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

What did the sign say? It said slow down

What happened to the man who poo'd too much? He started to eat less because his bowell movements started to cause him serious pain.

Why does the Taliban forbid people from having sex standing up? It might lead to dancing. And then, of course, death.

What do you get when you cross Michael Jackson? A collision, if Michael Jackson were alive.

why did so many people die in the typhoon in the Philippines because they had to finish there math homework

You know, people are kind of like trees, they tend to fall over when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

why did sally fall of the swing? because she had no arms... knock knock? (whos there) not sally

What did Helen Keller say to her friend? Nothing. If you didn't know, she was deaf and blind so she had to use Sign Language.

What did a Blond do in the Desert? She got lost after Falling of a flying carpet

What's better than winning a million dollars? Winning 2 million dollars!

Why did the man cry... He got hit with a fridge

Me:Oh wait, I got a joke! Friends:Oh boy, what is it? Tell us! Me:..my grandma died.. Everyones silent Some random guy:Oh haha, I get it! Me:Shut up, you have no friends. Some random guy: Oh........

knock knock who's there? THE ROCKET POWERED FIST!!

Women's rights.

whats black, white, and bloody all over? i don't know, but we should stop making jokes and help it already.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

A man walks into a bar. He is now passed out on the ground. (TD)

Bill went into a store and bought a bagel. However, after eating it, he realizes he meant to buy a doughnut. He tells the cashier that he meant to order a doughnut, and asks for his money back. The cashier says no and the man leaves.

What did the fat man say to everyone? Hey everyone! I am i fat man!

How do you torture helen keller? Waterboard her.

You know you are really drunk if your blood alcohol Is higher than .08

What long black and tasty? Licorice

how did the fat man get up the stairs he walked

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