If Alex Maitland reads this he is gay

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What does a blonde say when she being raped? Ow it hurts stop... What does the guys who's raping her say? Oh shut up you know you like it...

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Why did the girl cry? She got hit by a bus.

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why do black people like kool-aid? it's a tasty refreshment

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Why don't woman wear watches? Because there is a clock on the stove!

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A fat black guy walks into a pet store and asks if he can have a chicken. The cashier says "what do you want a chicken for?" He says " I need to lose weight so I'm hoping to eat its all natural eggs" So the cashier gives him the chicken and the fat black guy lost 50 pounds.

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I took your mother out for a classy steak dinner. I decided not to call her agian because we weren't very compatible and the conversation was very superficial.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because I hit her with an axe.

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My friend is a famous actor. Fooled you! I have no friends.

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What is the one thing you can never steal back? Your viginity.

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one stop shop

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Q. what did the hobo say to the rich guy A. nothing the hobo wa a mute

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Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? Ones a person and the others a bench.

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so david walks into a convenience store and wanted to buy a pack of gum. so he asks the cashier how much is the gum and the cashier said that it is 99 cents and then david said oh no! i thought it was 98 cents.

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Yo momma so fat, when she went out side in a red dress, everyone yelled "HEY, KOOL-AID!"

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Why was the gay man gay? Because he likes touching other guys penises

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A man walks into a bar, and then a second man walks into a bar. The third man ducked.

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So a man walks into a bar, And because he is dressed in such a way that was thought of as threatening to the general safety of the highly valued customers, he is shot eight times in the head.

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How many dead babies fit in a car? Ask Casey Anthony, she'll probably know.

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How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one

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Why doesn't a ducks quack echo? Actually, it does, but the echo is imperceptible to human ears.

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Why did Bob drop his ice cream? Because he got hit with a super models TIttys

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I HATE GEORGE LOPEZ

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HEYEEYAHEYAYYAEEAHHAAA

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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