- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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1.Why were the black men asked to leave the bar? Because it was a womens bar. 2.Why did the 40 year old get an erection? Because he was excited.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. He was stapled to the baby.

Why couldnt the girl braid her hair? She had cancer

What do you call a dragon with no wings? a dragon with no wings :(

What's the worst part of being raped by a unicorn? Being sentenced to a life of shame and humiliation.

Q: How do you make a plumber sad A: you kill his family lolololololololololol

Want to hear a dirty joke? Well... I can't tell you. It's inapropriate.

What did silly Billy with no arms get for Christmas ? Gloves.. why did silly billy fall off the swing? He got hit by a microwave.. Why did silly sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.. Knock Knock Whos there? Not sally..

what's the diferance between a boner and a lambroghini? I dont have a lambroghini

What happens when you get hit in the face? You get hurt.

How did a monkey fall out of a tree? He slipped on a banana.

How about that airplane food? Ive never been on a plane you tell me

Why was the baby so hot? Napalm. Why was the baby so cold? Meat locker.

You know what's addicting? Heroine.

Why did the little boy fall off his bike? He was hit by a truck.

How does a dyslexic person read the word 'schitzophrenia'? Schitzophrenia. I leid abuot teh dyslxeia.

what's the easiest way to tell time? a clock

What is the difference between a fridge and a tree ? The fridge can't sing

Steve asks Dave if he likes fish sticks. Dave says yes. Steve asks Dave if he likes to put fish sticks in his mouth. Dave says yes again. They both agree to buy some, prepare them, and eat them, as fish stick are tasty, convenient, and mildly nutritious.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? a fridge was thrown at her

Yo mama so fat when she goes to the gym, she makes her trainer skinnier.

Knock Knock there's a doorbell

What do you call a straight A student that takes 6 Vicodin's, 5 Percocet's, and 7 Adderalls? I don't know, but he will most likely die of drug overdose.

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