- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the little girl crying in the woods at night? There was psychotic killer chasing her with a chainsaw.

What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas?? Nobody knows because he had no arms, therefore he could not open any presents.

Why did the bald man die? Cancer.

How did the chicken perform the bank robbery? It was crossing the road and cluelessly walked into a bank, and EVERYONE in that bank had Chickenphobia so they just GAVE him the money...

What's better than Sookie? The holocaust

Knock Knock Who's there? Mormens...

yo mummas so FAT to get to the other side

Q: what did humoure say to lie A: u must be tellin a lie

What did Helen Keller say to the little boy with cancer? Hudd Wahher shelper, ghh o.

What did the blind boy get for one of his Christmas present? A cinema ticket.

How did Helen Keller burn her hands? On a candle.

We spent trillions of tax payer's money on the death of 1 man... wait that's not funny...

Nope, but you know those like little stop motion things with clay figures? Plompsters or something?

What did the blind pole vaulter say to the speed skater? Hi, how are you?

Roses are red violets are blue this poem is stupid.

What's harder than nailing a dead baby on a tree? My dick while doing it.

Why could't Jerry go to school on the Wednesday? Because he died on the Monday.

What do you call a boy with no arms or legs that gets stepped on a lot? Mat.

What do you call a piece of Swiss cheese with human characteristics? Abnormal.

Im gay What about you

roses are red violets are blue im not good at poems so fuck you too.

There was an english man, and irishman and an pakistani sitting in a bar. What a wonderful example of racial & cultural differences bing put to one side while they are socialising in a friendly environment.

Do you believe in love at first site? Or should I walk by again?

What did the french toast say to the french fry? I don't know, I don't speak french.

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