How did a monkey fall out of a tree? He slipped on a banana.

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You know what's addicting? Heroine.

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How does a dyslexic person read the word 'schitzophrenia'? Schitzophrenia. I leid abuot teh dyslxeia.

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Why did the little boy fall off his bike? He was hit by a truck.

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What happens when you get hit in the face? You get hurt.

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Yo mama so fat when she goes to the gym, she makes her trainer skinnier.

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Steve asks Dave if he likes fish sticks. Dave says yes. Steve asks Dave if he likes to put fish sticks in his mouth. Dave says yes again. They both agree to buy some, prepare them, and eat them, as fish stick are tasty, convenient, and mildly nutritious.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? a fridge was thrown at her

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Why was the orphan's christmas sad? He got a violent chest infection and died.

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Knock Knock there's a doorbell

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Where does a one-legged waitress work? Wherever she can get good health insurance.

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What do you call a straight A student that takes 6 Vicodin's, 5 Percocet's, and 7 Adderalls? I don't know, but he will most likely die of drug overdose.

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A man walks into a bar. He suffers a fatal concussion and the playground is shut down by local police until proper padding is installed.

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knock knock whos there? jew jew who ? jew son o a b**** ? (aimed at ight wing racist jews)

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-I have an idea! Let's play twenty questions! -Alright! But i have to warn u I have piss running down my leg

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Q: What's purple and eats desks. A: My dog.

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Tyrone is innocent! I can't wait until Kirsty gets hers!

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jacob mckeand broke his arm and now he cant wank :(:(:(

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There is a black guy a white guy and a Mexican, whose driving. The other black guy.

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Why are there only 50 states in the U.S.A The US gives territories a chance to vote if they want to be states in the US.

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how do you kill a black guy ? AIDS

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knock knock whos there? your mom really? well whats she wearing a refridgerator.

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Q:What do you find in the middle of a pile of dead babies? A:Another dead baby!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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