What sound does a dog make? WOOF What sound does a cat make? MEOW What sound does a giraffe make? ...

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What do you call a black guy who gives out change? A cashier.

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Hi welcome to yack in da box, can i hell you? Yes, could i have a jumbo jack? Jew wanna yumbo yack? Yes.

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Why did the boy drop his iceccream?? He got hit by a bus??

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What's the best thing about Windows OS? It's very versatile and can run a wide selection of programs, tools, and games.

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Why did Sally fall of the swing? Breaking news! An 18 wheeler has gone loose and hit a playground damaging a swing, 1 fatality and 16 children injured 5 in critical condition

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ejaculation JLR

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How many tickles can you give an octopus? Ten tickles

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Whats worse than bitting into a apple and finding a worm? Being the worm who just lost nearly half his whole house because some jerk decided to eat an apple on the ground, whom after eating the apple destroyed the worms self-esteem by making the comparison to the worse thing possible. Or being raped by Zeus in the form of a worm.

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What did Hitler say to the Jewish boy? Nothing, Hitler died many years ago...

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A rooster is standing on top of a pointed bird house. He lays an egg. Which side does the egg fall, the left or the right? I don't care, I'm a vegetarian.

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What's like a whale and has a sprained leg? MATT ROSS THE FAT ARSE!!!!

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How come the kid couldn't go to college Because he was black and couldn't afford it

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My father stole my mothers heart, he's in jail for murder

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roses are red violets are red everything is red who set my house on fire

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Nobody know he couldn't open it.

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Did you hear about the guy who broke his legs? His legs were broke.

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What's worse than sitting through a boring class? Sitting on a bus that a terrorist is about to blow up.

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Me and my wife set and watch the eleven o'clock news every night. My wife always thinks that she has the different disease that is mentioned each day. One night she was practically in tears telling me that she had the disease that was talked about that night. I looked at her and said "honey, there is no way that you have testicular cancer. You don't even have testiculars." The End

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why did the kid stop eating his breakfast...two Penn state officials knocked at the door

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse responds "I have cancer"

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Why to lawyers wear neckties? It's part of the uniform.

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Q: What did the newborn dumpster baby say to the raccoon? A: Nothing. Newborn babies cannot talk.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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