- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock Who's there? Jesus Jesus who? Jesus Christ, your lord and savior.

What did the home-less man eat for dinner last night? Nothing.

Whats funny about alexis? she's really a boy!

Your mum is so fat, she is likely to do die before my mum.

what do you do when you see a black man punching a girl? act like you dont see it and get the hell out of harms way

Why didn't the little asian kid go to his friends party? Because he wasnt invited.

what is brown and sticky? a stick.

Whats worse than finding a worm in a apple? Getting raped by a skorpian

Roses are red Violets are blue I am ADD Bird

A priest and a rabbi attempt to take a whale to a bar. But due to the enormous size and the need for water, the whale couldnt come.

People are like trees. When hit multiple times with an ax they fall down.

Your mumma's so fat she is fat

When Harry met Sally, she slapped him twice without reason, walked away and kept on with her day.

Roses are red Violets are blue Thats what they tell me because I'm blind

A horse walks into a bar the barmam asks why the long face The horse replies he's suffering from depression after his family was killed in a car crash and he has now turned to alcohol to sort his sorrows

What did the homeless kid get for Christmas? Hypothermia.

What is black, white, and red all over A penguin in a blender

What does the kitty say to his owner? you've CAT to KITTEN right MEOW

Knock knock Fuck off!

My friend was in court for stealling smoothies so i told him to plead innocent and received 10 years in a federal prison and a fine of up too £5000 pounds

Q: What do you call a vacuum that doesn't suck stuff up? A: A broken vacuum.

What's better than winning a gold at the paralympic Walking

What is black and white and red all over? Interracial sex partners with smallpox.

The sword that kills, the sword that gives life.

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