"I saw daddy with mommy last night. I think he was stealing my milk."

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Q: why wasn't the fan spinning? A: because it wasn't on. Duh....

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What's the difference between a duck? An orange.

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What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

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Why are women bad drivers? -There are no roads in between the bedroom and the kitchen.

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Two rolls are hanging on a wall..... On falls down and the other ones name is Erwin

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didnt, he got hit by a bus.

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I love you

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What is a black, yellow like liquid that contains carbon dioxide, usually kept in a can, and is not coke? Pepsi.

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God told John to come forth and recieve internal golry forever. John came fifth and recieved a toaster.

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What did the meteorologist say when there was tornado? There is a tornado 7 miles West of the station.

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What do you get when you pull down your pants in public? Most likely a criminal record for indecent exposure.

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Too tired to come up with the definition, by the way, it was I that came up with the code system you guys use, so I kinda knew long ago that you lied to me when you said you do not use passwords,

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Why didn't suzzana go to school on Monday?? Because it was Sunday...I lied about it being monday

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WHO LET THE GHOST OUT! BOO BOO BOO BOO BOO! Mortals: That was a bit funny...

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Knock knock Who's there. Interrupting cow, sorry you can see where this is going, just let me in without asking any more questions please.

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Relax, close down the place, he wont get very far. The rest of you better stay inside, and I promise you will all remain safe and secure.

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Knock knock. I have a doorbell...

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The verification for this post was debatable: "Which of these does not belong?" George Bush Barack Obama Bill Clinton Ronald Reagan Head of Cabbage Answers on a postcard please... [L]

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? SPONGEBO... nope bin laden

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller watch TV? Because at 19 months she contracted what is believed to be scarlet fever which caused an acute congestion of the stomach and brain which caused her to loose sight and hearing.

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A man in a car turned left at the end of his road. Then he proceeded .1 miles and turned left again, as his GPS instructed him.

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Q: Whats the difference between water melon and a baby? A: Watermelon is a fruit.

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A black guy walks into a bar with a dog. He is asked to leave because his dog is not on a lead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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