- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? Well, contrary to popular belief, it is NOT Master Pain's (Betty's) "butt". You would most likely get a bungee jumping owl.

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Person A: I think your father might be a thief, I'm not sure though. Person B: How come? person A: I cannot find my virginity. Person B: I apologize my dad taught me well.

why did the boat float up to the sky? because everybody on it died including the boat...

What do you get when you cross a taco with a a bungee cord? An inedible taco.

Your mamas so fat that she went to the doctor and he said she has a very high case of diabetes so now she's trying to excerise more and watching what she eats.

Where would a 65 year old man find a young, attractive woman who would take any interest in him? Very likely in a hospital, but that would be a professional interest, not a sexual one.

What do you call a black man with a lip desiese? Jumbo shrimp

why did the 60 year old touch the little boy's penis? because he was a pedophile.

What's worse than cancer? Nothing.

Why did the Mexican steal a pack of tortillas? To feed his family. He didn't have the necessary funds to pay for it.

A Norwegian, a Swede and a Dane where having a bet on who could swim the furthest without getting wet on their hair. The Swede could have done better... The Dane did surprisingly well. The Norwegian, being bald, was disqualified. Moral: I still have some hair left!

A kid walks into a bar. He leaves wasted.

Obama holds the most records for Multikills with Drones. Mu-mu-muuuultiiikilllll.

Why did the blonde stare at the juice carton? Because a man was pointing a shotgun at her and would kill her if she didn't do it.

A praying mantis is very graceful

Why did the chicken go to KFC? Because it was suicidal.

Q. What do you call a gay bar with no bar stools? A. A gay bar

What do you call a man with an arrow to the knee? An ambulance because he's got a serious leg injury right there.

What do you call postman pat without a job? Pat.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house. knock knock..... who's there? the chicken

Lady is taking her Alzheimer grandpa to shop for his birthday. Parks, gets out and opens the door for him. He looks at her and asks? Who are you?

What's Kanye West's main goal in life? To dash the hopes and dreams of Taylor Swift on national television.

How do you confuse a blonde? Explain the concept of time travel.

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