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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the pirate say when his parrot died? Nothing. He was upset and didn't really feel like talking.

Two guys stopped at a restaurant for coffee. "I'll have a mug of strong coffee," said the first. The second said, " I'll have strong coffee too, but I want a clean mug." The waiter returns and says, "which one of you wants the clean mug?"

What's worse than dropping you're ice cream? Getting your face mauled off by a German Shepard.

what is worse than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 11 dead babies in a trash can

A Muslim walks into a bar, and has a pint of lager because he has chosen to integrate into his host country's culture. He then leaves without incident.

Two latino men are drinking at a bar. Suddenly, one man falls off his barstool, unconscious. Later that day, he was diagnosed with pancreatitis, and died never having dealt with his severe alcoholism.

Q. What did the Muffins say to the man? A. Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects therefore unable to speak.

Why would Maria not have sex with Liam? Because she is Danish and doesn't shave and therefore is self-conscious

Q: Why did the irishman walk into the bar A: Because he wanted a drink

- Knock, knock. - Who's there? - Immigration.

Did you hear about the new XBOX releasing in Mexico. It's called the XBOX JUAN!!!

how do you make kindergarteners unhappy? you taze them.

What's the difference between being hungry and being horny? Where you put the cucumber

Q:what happen to amy's baby A:it was eaten by a dingo.

Two scientists walk into a bar The first says “I’ll have some H2O.” The second says “I’ll have some H2O, too.” Both of them receive water because the bartender is not irresponsible enough to serve concentrated hydrogen peroxide as a drink.

A black man and a white man were on an island. They lived in England.

A woman takes a shortcut through a dark alley. She is raped, robbed, and murdered. Her family mourns her death.

Hey babe, do you like going to sleep without shoes on? Because most people find it more comforting to remove footwear in order to rest and relax peacefully during bedtime.

Q: What do you call black guys running down a hill? A: Black guys running down a hill.

When lives gives you lemons you might just be dyslexic, because life cannot actually give you lemons

What is an offensive way to refer to black people from the time of the Flint Stones? Niggers

The 80's called. They need their couch back.

Have you heard the one about the fat woman and the dead baby? The woman was actually pregnant, not fat, and just had a miscarriage.

Knock Knock Who's there? You know you really should have a safer way of finding out who is really on the other side. Now a days it's just not safe to ask, "who's there". I mean it could have been, Milkman, Plummer, or worst a Land Shark!

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