- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yeah, I know too, its as if "Omg he has not replied in 5 seconds something must be wrong", sorry about that. Not endorphin person? That cannot be too good.

Jesus saves, passes to Moses who shoots and scores!!!

"Why did the clown fall off the swing" "he was shot in the face"

Bob Saget that is all

wanna hear a joke? i dont like kids wanna hear a lie? im typing with two hands wanna hear a another? my hand isnt on my weiner

Why was the little boy reluctant to approach his father? Because his father was a rotting corpse.

Why couldn't Helen Keller Drive? Because she was a woman.

why did the chicken cross the road? because the 99p mcdonalds mayo chicken was popular in the coop.

Whats the difference between platinum blondes? Absolutley nothing they all look exactly the same.

Whats in your pants, might get caught in your zipper and you may hold it all day. your pocket.

how many babies does it take to paint a house depends on how hard you throw em

Her Majesty's Government of the United Kingdom of Great Britain

What do you do when a burglar breaks into your house and tries to kill and rape you and you family? Nothing, he as an AK-47 and shoots you all dead and then has sex with your corpses.

I read the terms of service.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

why should not women able to vote? because their stupid and should not vote at all

I saw a number three walking past me in the street the other day and I thought to my self that's odd.

The verification for this post was debatable: "Which of these does not belong?" George Bush Barack Obama Bill Clinton Ronald Reagan Head of Cabbage Answers on a postcard please... [L]

How can you tell that the Filipino presidential candidate Grace Poe is an alien? From her extra set of retractable jaws and highly acidic body fluids.

what do you call a cow with no legs? ground BEEF!!!!

What direction do 5 gay guys walk? I am unable to answer that because they are all aspiring to work in different occupational fields.

How do you get 100 Jews into a car? You can't. It's physically impossible.

Women don't have penises. Am I the only one who can't get over how WEIRD that is?!?!?

My friends told me they found a dead women....they said they pissed on her........that was my mom

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