Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive a car? Because she was a woman.

What kind of coffee did they drink on the Titanic? They didn't. They all died.

what did the black, asian and jew have in common? Believe it or not, they all liked cantoulope.

a man walks into a bar and quickly notices a young lady having a drink. He sits beside her and asks 'why the long face?' 'My mother was raped by a horse.'

What did the T-REX say to the Yettie? This is a highly improbable situation, therefore there is no need for an answer.

Hey I just met you, And this is crazy But I just kissed you... And I have rabies!

whats worse than unloading a truck of dead babies with pitch forks? Finding one alive

Who smokes a lot of weed and speaks 5 different languages? Rosetta Stoner.

I'm Polish.

What's worst than finding a worm in your apple? A fat kid sitting on you

Why does my friend pick up trash? Because he is a garbageman

What do you call Jack Black on a bad day? Kevin Hart.

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender says what will it be? The duck replies "lemonade!"

Whats the difference between a person with cancer and breakfast? Breakfast is important

Penis chickens

what starts with f and ends with c k....???? FIRETRUCK

a black man walked into a black bar. what color was the bar afterwards? the same color. its a drinking spot not a pole

what is juicy and smells like juice,but it is not juice? juice. i lied about it not being juice.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A jew is a person of the jewish faith and a pizza is delicious food.

roses are blue, violets are red. I am color blind

justin bieber walks into a bar, he is then kicked out because he's under age.

whats every colour and loved by everyone Mario

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he had heard this joke so many times that it drove him so mad that he grabbed an ice cream, stepped into the road, and was hit by a bus, purposely adding an ironic effect to his death.

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Richard.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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