- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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person 1: don't look person 2:Why person 1:because my shirt not on and my boobs are jiggiling

Me: Hey mom Mom: Hey Son Me: Whats? for dinner? Mom: I dont know

when the zombie apocolypse comes what do you do? you die

Obama Getting Re-Elected.

why did the boat float up to the sky? because everybody on it died including the boat...

What do you get when you cross a taco with a a bungee cord? An inedible taco.

What happend to the dude who couldnt fart He blew up

Whats worse than a pile of dead babies? A live on at the bottom.

dont be races! be like mario he is a italian plumer , he works for a white princess , catches coins like a jewish guy and he jumps like a black guy.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Sally had no arms. Knock knock. Whose there? Not Sally.

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How are a dead chicken and a woman alike? They both belong in the kitchen

What do you do when you find a black guy bleeding on your porch? You should call an ambulance! This man is hurt!

Where would a 65 year old man find a young, attractive woman who would take any interest in him? Very likely in a hospital, but that would be a professional interest, not a sexual one.

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? Well, contrary to popular belief, it is NOT Master Pain's (Betty's) "butt". You would most likely get a bungee jumping owl.

A priest, a rabbi, and an imam walk into a bar. It's also a bistro, and they have a lovely lunch together.

why did the dog went inside the church? because the door was open.

Not gonna tell you, that was one weird story, I feel like super high right now.

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An elephant walked into a pub and ordered a strong Vodka and Coke. "Long day?" asked the barman. "Yeah. Very. So many people stroking my trunk in my apartment - It's meant to be a private place. I'm scared to go back there. One child said they were going to rape me."

Your mamas so fat that she went to the doctor and he said she has a very high case of diabetes so now she's trying to excerise more and watching what she eats.

Person A: I think your father might be a thief, I'm not sure though. Person B: How come? person A: I cannot find my virginity. Person B: I apologize my dad taught me well.

Q: What did one Christmas ornament say to the other? A: I didn't know they could talk. Get me that ornament so I can chat with him!

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