What's worse than the holocaust? Another holocaust.

Whats the difference between a Corvette and a dead bag of babies. -there's not a Corvette in my garage

what do you get when a penguin has a heart atack pengatack

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock -Who's there Not Sarah

Im gay What about you

What do you call Chuck Norris being killed? This is impossible so we are not give it a name.

Twas brillig and the slithy toves did gyre and gimble in the wabe, all mimsy were the borogoves and the momeraths outgrabe

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? You wouldn't be able to count them if it were dark.

im @ work, LOL.

It is wrong to strip a homeless man of his clothes and chew his face off. Note to self: Explain this to someone before they have taken bath salts.

What do you call a poor man on the side of the rode asking for money? A poor man on the side of the rode asking for money.

a man says "whats shakin bakin" to a friend, but his friend was shaking, because he often has seizures... thats what was shakin

Shah I'm being chased by a man riding instead a pig in a caravan smoking Apparently I'm a man riding on a pig in a caravan smoking

Knock Knock Who's there? Eat a d!ck you sh!t fukk! I'm going have to ask you leave now

Whats the difference between a person with cancer and breakfast? Breakfast is important

Hey I just met you, And this is crazy But I just kissed you... And I have rabies!

What do you call Jack Black on a bad day? Kevin Hart.

What's worst than finding a worm in your apple? A fat kid sitting on you

a black man walked into a black bar. what color was the bar afterwards? the same color. its a drinking spot not a pole

what is juicy and smells like juice,but it is not juice? juice. i lied about it not being juice.

Why does my friend pick up trash? Because he is a garbageman

what starts with f and ends with c k....???? FIRETRUCK

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender says what will it be? The duck replies "lemonade!"

Penis chickens

Anti Joke

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