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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse that finding your having sex with your long lost sister? having sex with your long lost brother

What do a chicken and a grape have in comon? - They're both purple, except for the chicken.

What's funny about Antijokes.com? Everything

Why do black people like watermelons so much? They don't. It's just a stereotype.

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What is hard, long, moist, and flesh colored? A hotdog you dirty, dirty bastard!

whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead black guy on the road? there is skid marks leading up to the dog.

How many lawyers does it take to screw in a lightbulb One because lawyers are usually well educated and know how to screw in a lightbulb

What do you call somebody who can't walk? Handicapped

What do communists and strawberries have in common? You can eat them.

It's raining, its pouring, the old man is snoring. He bumps his head, and is quickly rushed to the ER for serious head trauma

What do chicken and babies have in common? They both taste like chicken.

I was just entering the toilet in a transport cafe just as a lorry driver was coming out. "I wouldn't go in there mate if I was you" he said "Why does it smell?" I enquired "No I've just murdered a prostitute"

What is small, black and has 18 legs? A centipede with 82 legs cut off.

what did the farmer say when he lost his red tractor?

A man loses his wife in a car accident He then fall into a deep depression then hangs himself.

joke hahhahahah where did u find that joke, on the internet

I tried frying some fish today, and it started sizzling at me. I took it as a direct threat and started yelling at the stove. Eventually it stopped and dinner was ruined, but I was proud of myself for winning.

What happened when the Mexican put the Popsicles in the fridge? They melted

Mike lost his arms in a car accident. Knock knock Who's there? Not Mike.

Q) What did the Irishman get for his birthday? A) Drunk

What do you tell your friend who has been cheating on his wife? You're a terrible human being, and she deserves better!

Why did the man with no arms or legs fall out of the tree? Because he got shot.

Your momma is so fat that she could benefit from loosing a couple of pounds.

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