- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Hitler say to the Jewish boy? Nothing, Hitler died many years ago...

A rooster is standing on top of a pointed bird house. He lays an egg. Which side does the egg fall, the left or the right? I don't care, I'm a vegetarian.

ejaculation JLR

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Nobody know he couldn't open it.

What's like a whale and has a sprained leg? MATT ROSS THE FAT ARSE!!!!

And you honored it I see :P

Confucius says... He with whom neither slander that gradually soaks into the mind, nor statements that startle like a wound in the flesh, are successful may be called intelligent indeed.

Q: What did the newborn dumpster baby say to the raccoon? A: Nothing. Newborn babies cannot talk.

Reading the Terms and Conditions

Lol, she does not think anything, she knows. Its not unfaithfulness if you ask for permission and are granted so because the trust is strong and mutual.

Did you hear about the guy who broke his legs? His legs were broke.

What's green and doesn't fly? A broken green helicopter.

You know what's natural? Bears.

So many dudes win with your mom who even knows if i'm your father!!

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse responds "I have cancer"

Its not a big mistake at all, if people do not want to get hypnotized you cant hypnotize them, or so I thought...

Why did John suck at sports? He was mentally retarded and had no friends.

What do you do if an elephant comes through your window? Pay For a new window

Why to lawyers wear neckties? It's part of the uniform.

How many Bedouins do you need to change a light bulb? 2, one is changing the bulb and the second is powering the generator.

What's worse than sitting through a boring class? Sitting on a bus that a terrorist is about to blow up.

why did the kid stop eating his breakfast...two Penn state officials knocked at the door

Optimus Prime: "GIVE ME YOUR FACE!" Shockwave: "Illogical. I have no face." Optimus Prime: "Then GIVE ME YOUR EYE!" RIPP

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