- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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yo mamma so fat she should probably look into a clinical weight loss program and exercise daily.

What did Justin beiber get for Christmas? A dildo.

Your mom is so ignorant that she in completely unaware how the premature termination of QE2 in conjunction with a potential US credit downgrade could substantially impact her fixed income portfolios and hinder her ability to retire in the desired time frame.

Yo mama is so fat, we are all concerned about her weight.

jim is constantly asking bob the same questions, bob brings this to attention and suggests that jim might have amnesia. jim agrees and they move on iwth the conversation. minutes later jim asks a simaler question brought to attention earlier because he has amnesia

What's better then 100 dead babies in a barrel 1 dead baby in 100 barrels

whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? finding two worms in your apple

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, Tulips are brown, I need to stop working on my flower garden after fisting a cows butthole.

Knock, knock. Who's there? FBI. FBI who? The FBI. We have your house surrounded. Pervert.

Father "Why so down son?" Son "I've always been this short..."

What if your name was Mr. David and the office called you down and you were wearing a dress?

What is green and if it fell on you from a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

What was the only reason a ginger ever won in a fight? It was against a Dementor.

why did the child fail to make his bed? because he has downs syndrome and he is incapable of participating in everyday activities.

America needs to burn Less fossil fuels to save the environment

What is black and white and red all over? A dalmation that was hacked to death with a machete.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A= Were both lawyers! What happens every sixty seconds in the us? A= a minute passes!

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

A couple of years back a went to chile for a day, I was then trapped underground for 70 days...

A man walked into a bar. He left in a body bag.

Why did the welshman cross the road? To violently hump sheep.

Chuck Norris walks into a bar, the bartender says ouch.

Why the babie was not drinking his milk? He was dead.

Man goes to the doctors, He waits patiently in the waiting room for nine minutes and is then called in to see the doctor for a routine check up. After seeing the doctor he picks up his sisters kid from school and carries on with his day.

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