- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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theres no 'I' in 'team' but theres an 'I' in 'hitler'

Why did jenny fall off the swing? ...Cause she has no arms Knock, Knock Who's there? not jenny

Q: Why is eminem such a good rapper? A: well if you want to know its becuase he had a bad childhood experience and and needed some money so he put hard work and dedication into rapping.

What do you call a giraffe without a neck? Dead.

how come jenny could not fall asleep? their was a man standing outside her window holding a knife

Where can I apply for janitor school?

Q. What you call a Guy with no arms an no legs in the water? A. Bob

An Irish man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and notices he has a steering wheel stuck down the front of his pants. "Hey," he says, "What's with the steering wheel down your pants?" The Irish man looks down at it, dumbfounded. "I have absolutely no idea," he says, and removes it.

* two sisters are making yo mam jokes* * mom turns around* mom: Hey yo mama so stupid ... sister one: ummmm.... sister two: sure thats not you?

What did the Jew say to the Catholic? Nothing. He is a mute you insensitive moron!

* two sisters are making yo mama jokes* * mom turns around* mom: Hey yo mama so stupid ... sister one: ummmm.... sister two: sure thats not you?

George Bush told Jared Fogle that he did 9/11. Jared Fogle replied "I did 9 11 year olds"

Why does the fat kid no longer have friends? He died after falling out of a tree.

Women are only good for seventy-one things: Love A proper home to come home to everyday 69

why did the blonde fall down a mineshaft? Beacuse the rapist needed somewhere to hide the body

Why did the personal trainer get fired from the gym? He lacked good customer service skills.

What happened when the blind man reached for his soda? He picked it up, took a sip, and placed it back down where it was and continued with what he was doing.

How do the Chinese name their children? They decide on a name that both parents can agree upon, and they write that on the certificate of birth.

A man walks into a bar. The other patrons suddenly start to run away screaming, because he had just been hit by a bus.

why didnt Tim Tebow go to church? He had practice half an hour before the service was scheduled to start, and to do both was impossible and missing practice would have resulted in disciplinary action from both his coaches and his teammates.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? He got many things, because everyone felt bad for him. Someone even brought him into their house so he could have Christmas dinner. On Christmas Day someone gave him fifty dollars to spend on food for his family. Only thing is, he didn't have a family.

Why did the baby stop crying? I shot it with a 9mm pistol and put it in the microwave because it cried while I was watching Sienfeld.

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