- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock whose there your parents your parents who your parents just got malled by a hobo with an axe.

What did the homeless man get for christmas? Nothing, but he did purchase whiskey with the little money he had to drink away his misery, and to suppress his suicidal thoughts that were a result of his alcoholism which stemmed from his father's abusive nature.

Jew logic fail: Jew: We have endured suffering for thousands of years! Guy: And how old are you again? Jew: eight. Moral: If you see a goddamn moral in this one then post it yourself :P

What'd the mexican get for his birthday, birthday cards from his friends and family.

Why would Obama like to be ahead of some guy's poll and bent over at the same time? Because being ahead in someone's poll is encouraging news for his election campaign and bending over is part of the exercise program he uses to stay in shape.

"Is your fridge running?" "Yes, I believe so" "You'd better go make sure, because I put some chicken in there and it didn't seem very cold to me"

What is better then fisting? Fisting with a metal studded glove

What do you call a dragon with no wings? a dragon with no wings :(

Want to hear a dirty joke? Well... I can't tell you. It's inapropriate.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. He was stapled to the baby.

timmy has no arms knock knock whos there? NOT TIMMY!!!

Why couldn't Helen Keller read? Tree sap.

Q: How do you make a plumber sad A: you kill his family lolololololololololol

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ask me what my temperpedic bed is like. ''whats it like?'' i dont know ive never had one actully.

so a guy walks into a bar, he says nothing for he now has a concusion

What's the worst part of being raped by a unicorn? Being sentenced to a life of shame and humiliation.

Q:Whats big, red and eats rocks? A: A big red rock eater

1.Why were the black men asked to leave the bar? Because it was a womens bar. 2.Why did the 40 year old get an erection? Because he was excited.

Why couldnt the girl braid her hair? She had cancer

What is the difference between a fridge and a tree ? The fridge can't sing

Why was the baby so hot? Napalm. Why was the baby so cold? Meat locker.

How about that airplane food? Ive never been on a plane you tell me

what's the easiest way to tell time? a clock

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