- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Roses are red. Violets are blue. You are a prostitute. I have a dollar.

I HATE GEORGE LOPEZ

HEYEEYAHEYAYYAEEAHHAAA

Three men walk into a bar. The first guy bought two drinks, the second guy bought three drinks, can you guess what the third guy bought? A tazer.,

Q:Wy could't lily sleep at night? A: Becasue her eays were stappeld open.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor! why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. why did the farmer cross the road? To get his chicken. Why didnt the farmer make it to the other side? He was hit by his tractor.

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

Why do all black people have AIDS? Because they deserve it.

What is the reward for the pimp who banged a bitch? HIV

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker Face

What do you call a black guy who gives out change? A cashier.

You played so good! No, I played well. Okay??

what do you call 10 black people in a red car? overcrowded

Why couldnt Hellen Keller drive? Because vehicles werent invented yet.

What do you call cheese that is not yours? It depends on the type of cheese.

Guy 1: So how did you get into hospital Guy 2: I was drinking near my computer Guy 1: So why did it explode? Guy 2: (Doesn't reply)

What sound does a dog make? WOOF What sound does a cat make? MEOW What sound does a giraffe make? ...

Why do cow say moo? Because you touch yourself at night

How do you make a baby stop crying? You slit it's throat.

In Soviet Russia, people commonly suffered under the might of the communist juggernaut. It was unpleasant.

France had one revolution

Did you hear about the man with the bicycle? He was 2 tired.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Gary.

Hi welcome to yack in da box, can i hell you? Yes, could i have a jumbo jack? Jew wanna yumbo yack? Yes.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??